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What it feels like on Blue Sky.
Stairs can be scary.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Happy 'All Saints' day everyone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
She just wants to love someone ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My poor wife hates the Halloween season...the irony, I'm the first ever recorded zombie.
October 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh look what i found in the old Chronovisor.

Can't believe it still works...😕
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hazel...just born.
My great granddaughter...❤️❤️❤️

My back hurts already.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Aluminium Oxide, Barium, Strontium, Copper Sulphate, Potassium Iodide.

...and I get nagged for smoking half a cigarette 🚬
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can't help feeling that the kids who lost school lunch benefits and the elderly who lost meals on wheels, are the people who paid for the $20B Argentina bailout...😔

Thank you Elon, I hope you never feel hunger and despair...you're not strong like we are.
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Do you think he'll sue the Nobel peace prize committee? 😄
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
😄😄😄
BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Americas finest.

Not alcoholics.
Not epstien clients.
Not grifters.
Not stupid.

Warriors all...and if they put on weight, deal with it.
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've got a strange pain in the chest...😃

So, just in case I don't get a chance to say it, here it is.

Donald Trump is a big fat idiot baby with a square head and a face like a well slapped arse.

Going to bed...love love...❤️🐪
September 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Waiting for this rapture...hope it happens before the storm.
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I love looking out the kitchen window and watching my neighbour trying to steal my apples....😄😄😄 from the viper tree....😁
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Sometimes it's not a good idea to drink alcohol if you need to take zolpidem to sleep.

Nightmares and fever dreams can be very stressful.
September 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
3I Atlas or should I say 'wormwood' is making me feel a little tension. I'm really too old for this business. 👽🥺
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Who doesn't love to watch their kids playing sports...😒
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lord have mercy!
They're selling my cataracts on ebay!
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The grandkids told me they were watching family feud...imagine my surprise when I walked in on them.
September 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Before long, we'll be making our own vaccines.
September 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ive come to the conclusion that crop circles are not that easy to fake...even with a ride-on mower.

So...carry on.
September 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think my passport has expired...🙁
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
That orange idiot has been in our faces everyday for ten years.

When will our perdition end?

What manner of punishment is this?

And may God have mercy on us all!
August 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM