sam 🤍
@sswiftie.bsky.social
31 / swiftie / mom / wife / fuck trump /
I love taylor swift, sims 4&2, reality tv, my cats, my golden lab, gentle parenting, and napping
I love taylor swift, sims 4&2, reality tv, my cats, my golden lab, gentle parenting, and napping
Hearing a client happy cry because we got her family sponsored for Christmas and the boys got a bike and a new switch just made my day 😭
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hearing a client happy cry because we got her family sponsored for Christmas and the boys got a bike and a new switch just made my day 😭
Us to our 9 yo who is taking a shower "dude stop clapping so loud and just take a shower"
Him "I'm not trying to start an argument but I wasn't clapping I was smacking my butt" 😂😂😂
Him "I'm not trying to start an argument but I wasn't clapping I was smacking my butt" 😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Us to our 9 yo who is taking a shower "dude stop clapping so loud and just take a shower"
Him "I'm not trying to start an argument but I wasn't clapping I was smacking my butt" 😂😂😂
Him "I'm not trying to start an argument but I wasn't clapping I was smacking my butt" 😂😂😂
This is rude af. I know I didn't respond quickly but 15 minutes??
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is rude af. I know I didn't respond quickly but 15 minutes??
It is diabolical that the snowman cookies are 400 calories
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It is diabolical that the snowman cookies are 400 calories
I got an interview to be an apprentice court clerk for the county 👀
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I got an interview to be an apprentice court clerk for the county 👀
My pets were being so cute yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My pets were being so cute yesterday
I've made really good friends with one of my distance employees and her wife just went through a miscarriage at the same time as me and so we've been talking each other through it and becoming friends too 🥺🤍
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I've made really good friends with one of my distance employees and her wife just went through a miscarriage at the same time as me and so we've been talking each other through it and becoming friends too 🥺🤍
1 month today since the ob appt where I was told my baby had no heartbeat. I should be almost 15 weeks today. I'm so sad.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
1 month today since the ob appt where I was told my baby had no heartbeat. I should be almost 15 weeks today. I'm so sad.
The fucking audacity of my employee sending me an incredibly condescending email as if I'm not her literal boss
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The fucking audacity of my employee sending me an incredibly condescending email as if I'm not her literal boss
Dying inside as I hear my boss run around and ask everyone if theyre cold and say that the heaters were set "super cold" -- I set the thermostat at 68 and was so happy not to be sweating anymore
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dying inside as I hear my boss run around and ask everyone if theyre cold and say that the heaters were set "super cold" -- I set the thermostat at 68 and was so happy not to be sweating anymore
I am so fucking sick of arguing with a 20 yr old about what her job is when I'm literally her supervisor and she has 0 experience before working here
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am so fucking sick of arguing with a 20 yr old about what her job is when I'm literally her supervisor and she has 0 experience before working here
I need something to look forward to or I'm gonna be forced into a grippyy sock vacation
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I need something to look forward to or I'm gonna be forced into a grippyy sock vacation
Reason 3847572 I hate supervising Gen z, my employee hasn't updated a single client file since October 16. I've been out since October 20th. She just thinks work stops when I'm not there???
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Reason 3847572 I hate supervising Gen z, my employee hasn't updated a single client file since October 16. I've been out since October 20th. She just thinks work stops when I'm not there???
A haunted house but it's just going to work after a miscarriage and having to explain your absence
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
A haunted house but it's just going to work after a miscarriage and having to explain your absence
I'm 9 days post dnc and I'm still bleeding and cramping so much. A trip to Costco has me feeling literally weak.
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm 9 days post dnc and I'm still bleeding and cramping so much. A trip to Costco has me feeling literally weak.
A haunted house but it's just the OB office after a miscarriage
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A haunted house but it's just the OB office after a miscarriage
My insides hurt and it's such a painful reminder that I'm not pregnant anymore.
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My insides hurt and it's such a painful reminder that I'm not pregnant anymore.
I signed up to chaperone a field trip for W today obviously not knowing I'd be going through a miscarriage. I have to go, it's really important to him. But damn I just gotta walk around like life is okay
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I signed up to chaperone a field trip for W today obviously not knowing I'd be going through a miscarriage. I have to go, it's really important to him. But damn I just gotta walk around like life is okay
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Cries in another day of not being rich and getting dressed for work
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Cries in another day of not being rich and getting dressed for work
W just got a package in the mail that was new winter boots, a new winter jacket, a windbreaker, and a $110 electric toothbrush and you'd swear it was Christmas
October 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
W just got a package in the mail that was new winter boots, a new winter jacket, a windbreaker, and a $110 electric toothbrush and you'd swear it was Christmas
I'm not gonna get one of those first 1.2% of listeners for showgirl bc I waited till the theater premier 🤕
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm not gonna get one of those first 1.2% of listeners for showgirl bc I waited till the theater premier 🤕
Must get offline until I go see tloas premier tomorrow night, it's gonna be so hard not to listen 😭😭😭😭
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Must get offline until I go see tloas premier tomorrow night, it's gonna be so hard not to listen 😭😭😭😭
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we are so goddamn cooked. lead by some of the dumbest anti-science madmen, constantly at the mercy of their insane hallucinations!
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
we are so goddamn cooked. lead by some of the dumbest anti-science madmen, constantly at the mercy of their insane hallucinations!
My brother is on his way over to sign the consent to give me legal guardianship 😭 literally 6 years later
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My brother is on his way over to sign the consent to give me legal guardianship 😭 literally 6 years later
Spent the entire day watching the katseye dream academy and now feel emotionally attached to these girls
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Spent the entire day watching the katseye dream academy and now feel emotionally attached to these girls