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Something Squishy Toys
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Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable.
Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est
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I thought it would be funny but the numbers are also how I keep track of what core each one has lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yo same. Sometimes. Crafting stuff all bets are off (I just got a power supply to anodize titanium…). But for non crafting I barely buy anything.
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ohhh! So glad it’s going to a good home!

I think that was the last blue opal thing I had in stock lol

(I’ll probably ship it Wednesday morning)
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Right? It was my first time ever trying it so that ornament was basically a swatch but I am obsessed. I’m collecting as many similar shiny glazes as possible because I’m a crow
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And by 'a note', I mean there should now be an amendment the ornament item about having gold glaze and you might have gotten weird automated emails about status changes of your order :P (to change an order/items, I have to mark it as pending payment, change stuff, then set it back lol)
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh yeah - I just combined them this morning lol. I'll leave a note :)
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you want the gold and drop me your order number I’m glad to do another one in the final batch I’m sending to people. I also have a really shiny dark silver/black.
Frankly I’m just excited by shiny stuff and am always happy to make more of them 😂😅
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My kiln is also basically a toy kiln so there’s minimal control I have over the programming. But for under 300 I figured it was a good test to see if I could justify a more expensive kiln and also to see what features I do and don’t care about
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I was actually going to post a quick kiln unloading video in like 10 minutes lol.
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Glaze firing time for my shroom ornaments (and this insane gingerbread man I broke in half and rematches because I’m at tat he’d to jt *literally* 5 times…)

I got some gold glaze on one of them I’m extremely curious about.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ornament info: basic random logo mushroom for purchases $80+
Fancier cookie in guided surprise style with orders of 150+

Must add ornament listing (coming soon) to cart at time of checkout to get the free ornament (and you can buy additional ones outright if you want)
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Only if you like jumping over piles of abandoned cleaning projects in every conceivable walkway 😭
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yo. I feel you so hard.

My new “I should get into this” hyper-fixation has been anodizing titanium jewelry now that I have another ear piercing 😂

Ceramics takes sooooo much space though istg. Least practical of all the stuff I do, and I do a lot of junk.
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh nice!

Ceramics is legit so fun! It’s the only clay I don’t actively dislike working with too 😅 I just got a tiny lil kiln I’ve been doing smaller stuff in which has been delightful.

(I have some pics on GrumpyAlison on Instagram but I suck at socials so it’s mostly wip/unfired stuff)
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was also thinking that would make logical sense like 3 seconds after posting :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.

this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I was thinking this year it would be funny to do either regular ornaments or a dildo silhouette, but cover them in sperm designs, or do some bondage gingerbread men or something :P

And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM