Something Squishy Toys
@squishytoys.bsky.social
Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable.
Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est
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Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est
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Last day to snag some sweet savings and order custom inclusion stuff!
Also (unrelated) I'm setting up a discord where you can see more fugly behind the scenes pics of stuff :P
Also (unrelated) I'm setting up a discord where you can see more fugly behind the scenes pics of stuff :P
Official Black Friday Sales:
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Last day to snag some sweet savings and order custom inclusion stuff!
Also (unrelated) I'm setting up a discord where you can see more fugly behind the scenes pics of stuff :P
Also (unrelated) I'm setting up a discord where you can see more fugly behind the scenes pics of stuff :P
Neat looking butts
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Neat looking butts
Tiny ornament kiln unload!
Some technical issues with them but I can fix them on the next (real) go round. Def going to adjust the mushroom colors a bit lol
(Cut off the end of rhe video because time limits)
Some technical issues with them but I can fix them on the next (real) go round. Def going to adjust the mushroom colors a bit lol
(Cut off the end of rhe video because time limits)
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Tiny ornament kiln unload!
Some technical issues with them but I can fix them on the next (real) go round. Def going to adjust the mushroom colors a bit lol
(Cut off the end of rhe video because time limits)
Some technical issues with them but I can fix them on the next (real) go round. Def going to adjust the mushroom colors a bit lol
(Cut off the end of rhe video because time limits)
MTO coupon was glitching and not applying, but should be working now.
If you placed a MTO order, I manually refunded you the 10% off.
Also stoked to make people their ornaments :D
If you placed a MTO order, I manually refunded you the 10% off.
Also stoked to make people their ornaments :D
Official Black Friday Sales:
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
MTO coupon was glitching and not applying, but should be working now.
If you placed a MTO order, I manually refunded you the 10% off.
Also stoked to make people their ornaments :D
If you placed a MTO order, I manually refunded you the 10% off.
Also stoked to make people their ornaments :D
And here is an update on the mushroom ornaments with the actual colored versions! (You get a free one with $80+ orders this weekend)
(The colors all fire differently and I’m going to make the border a bit bigger I think, but you get the idea)
I’ve gone mad with stencil making power 😂
(The colors all fire differently and I’m going to make the border a bit bigger I think, but you get the idea)
I’ve gone mad with stencil making power 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And here is an update on the mushroom ornaments with the actual colored versions! (You get a free one with $80+ orders this weekend)
(The colors all fire differently and I’m going to make the border a bit bigger I think, but you get the idea)
I’ve gone mad with stencil making power 😂
(The colors all fire differently and I’m going to make the border a bit bigger I think, but you get the idea)
I’ve gone mad with stencil making power 😂
Yall. I’m obsessed 😂
I fired the gingerbread men yesterday and they’re so stinking cute 😤
(I’m not selling the half decapitated ones because they’re probably going to break but you can pseudo customize the gingerbread man style you want on my website if you want them)
I fired the gingerbread men yesterday and they’re so stinking cute 😤
(I’m not selling the half decapitated ones because they’re probably going to break but you can pseudo customize the gingerbread man style you want on my website if you want them)
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yall. I’m obsessed 😂
I fired the gingerbread men yesterday and they’re so stinking cute 😤
(I’m not selling the half decapitated ones because they’re probably going to break but you can pseudo customize the gingerbread man style you want on my website if you want them)
I fired the gingerbread men yesterday and they’re so stinking cute 😤
(I’m not selling the half decapitated ones because they’re probably going to break but you can pseudo customize the gingerbread man style you want on my website if you want them)
Official Black Friday Sales:
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Official Black Friday Sales:
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
For Black Friday I’m going to open up inclusion customs and also run a sale. More info tbd.
And there will be something involving ornaments but low-key this year and next year I’ll maybe try for the special limited edition ones. Gotta keep myself a little sane atm 😂
And there will be something involving ornaments but low-key this year and next year I’ll maybe try for the special limited edition ones. Gotta keep myself a little sane atm 😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
For Black Friday I’m going to open up inclusion customs and also run a sale. More info tbd.
And there will be something involving ornaments but low-key this year and next year I’ll maybe try for the special limited edition ones. Gotta keep myself a little sane atm 😂
And there will be something involving ornaments but low-key this year and next year I’ll maybe try for the special limited edition ones. Gotta keep myself a little sane atm 😂
Black Friday / Xmas idea pitch: limited edition ceramic ornaments each year (I do ceramics now) and have them up around november/early december. Designs would change each year. Interest?
They'd be similar to this style (but probably fancier and related to my shop; these are unfired experiments)
They'd be similar to this style (but probably fancier and related to my shop; these are unfired experiments)
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Black Friday / Xmas idea pitch: limited edition ceramic ornaments each year (I do ceramics now) and have them up around november/early december. Designs would change each year. Interest?
They'd be similar to this style (but probably fancier and related to my shop; these are unfired experiments)
They'd be similar to this style (but probably fancier and related to my shop; these are unfired experiments)
Custom orders I’m gonna try to burn through.
If you don’t see your order here, check your email because I’m Probably trying to contact you about your order (except #2864 - I ripped the insect queen mold in half and killed the first pour and need to remake the mold 💀)
If you don’t see your order here, check your email because I’m Probably trying to contact you about your order (except #2864 - I ripped the insect queen mold in half and killed the first pour and need to remake the mold 💀)
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Custom orders I’m gonna try to burn through.
If you don’t see your order here, check your email because I’m Probably trying to contact you about your order (except #2864 - I ripped the insect queen mold in half and killed the first pour and need to remake the mold 💀)
If you don’t see your order here, check your email because I’m Probably trying to contact you about your order (except #2864 - I ripped the insect queen mold in half and killed the first pour and need to remake the mold 💀)
It's that time of year again.
Who wants a #cranbussy?
Who wants a #cranbussy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's that time of year again.
Who wants a #cranbussy?
Who wants a #cranbussy?
All work and no play makes… a sink full of jacks???
I still have more to make 😅
I still have more to make 😅
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
All work and no play makes… a sink full of jacks???
I still have more to make 😅
I still have more to make 😅
throw back :P
I call this one 'blood in the cucumber water'.
(I was going for pickles and condiments).
What do we think - more pickles??
I call this one 'blood in the cucumber water'.
(I was going for pickles and condiments).
What do we think - more pickles??
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
throw back :P
I call this one 'blood in the cucumber water'.
(I was going for pickles and condiments).
What do we think - more pickles??
I call this one 'blood in the cucumber water'.
(I was going for pickles and condiments).
What do we think - more pickles??
When you’re plotting additional ear piercings and you happen to have a bunch of silicone replicas of your own ear lying around 😂
(Feel free to weigh in. Helix on white ear is the one in def getting. I have a single lobe.)
(Feel free to weigh in. Helix on white ear is the one in def getting. I have a single lobe.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When you’re plotting additional ear piercings and you happen to have a bunch of silicone replicas of your own ear lying around 😂
(Feel free to weigh in. Helix on white ear is the one in def getting. I have a single lobe.)
(Feel free to weigh in. Helix on white ear is the one in def getting. I have a single lobe.)
Ya absolute monsters ordered over 20 jacks 😂😂😂
Gonna be a weird pouring weekend lol.
Legit that’s over half my customs. Just jacks for DAYS 😂
Gonna be a weird pouring weekend lol.
Legit that’s over half my customs. Just jacks for DAYS 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ya absolute monsters ordered over 20 jacks 😂😂😂
Gonna be a weird pouring weekend lol.
Legit that’s over half my customs. Just jacks for DAYS 😂
Gonna be a weird pouring weekend lol.
Legit that’s over half my customs. Just jacks for DAYS 😂
Inventory is like 97% finished. All orders that don’t require stuff to be poured are about to get dumped at the post office.
I have a hell of a lot of Jacks to pour, you absolute maniacs 😂
I have a hell of a lot of Jacks to pour, you absolute maniacs 😂
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Inventory is like 97% finished. All orders that don’t require stuff to be poured are about to get dumped at the post office.
I have a hell of a lot of Jacks to pour, you absolute maniacs 😂
I have a hell of a lot of Jacks to pour, you absolute maniacs 😂
Updating inventory!
Everything is out of stock atm and I'm going to scan everything back in to make sure the inventory is accurate and then delete any out of stock listings left over. If you wanted to grab pics of anything on the site, today is the day.
Everything is out of stock atm and I'm going to scan everything back in to make sure the inventory is accurate and then delete any out of stock listings left over. If you wanted to grab pics of anything on the site, today is the day.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Updating inventory!
Everything is out of stock atm and I'm going to scan everything back in to make sure the inventory is accurate and then delete any out of stock listings left over. If you wanted to grab pics of anything on the site, today is the day.
Everything is out of stock atm and I'm going to scan everything back in to make sure the inventory is accurate and then delete any out of stock listings left over. If you wanted to grab pics of anything on the site, today is the day.
We somehow got setup early despite getting in so late yesterday??!
Anywho if your at Nekocon (VA) comes say hi!
Anywho if your at Nekocon (VA) comes say hi!
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We somehow got setup early despite getting in so late yesterday??!
Anywho if your at Nekocon (VA) comes say hi!
Anywho if your at Nekocon (VA) comes say hi!
Due to the car battery debauchle, we got in and had only 20 mins to unload, so now the entire setup is the 2 hrs we have this morning before the show opens.
It’s gonna get weird 😂
At least there’s waffles lol.
It’s gonna get weird 😂
At least there’s waffles lol.
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Due to the car battery debauchle, we got in and had only 20 mins to unload, so now the entire setup is the 2 hrs we have this morning before the show opens.
It’s gonna get weird 😂
At least there’s waffles lol.
It’s gonna get weird 😂
At least there’s waffles lol.
Trying to go to Nekocon to setup and my stupid car battery died so now I’m gonna get caught in dc traffic 💀
HIGHLY recommend getting a little remote battery pack jumper… the number of times that thing has simplified my life is insane.
HIGHLY recommend getting a little remote battery pack jumper… the number of times that thing has simplified my life is insane.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trying to go to Nekocon to setup and my stupid car battery died so now I’m gonna get caught in dc traffic 💀
HIGHLY recommend getting a little remote battery pack jumper… the number of times that thing has simplified my life is insane.
HIGHLY recommend getting a little remote battery pack jumper… the number of times that thing has simplified my life is insane.
Because I got like 7 emails asking, here are some specs for Jack :P That's all you get for now XD
I love you all lol.
Butter has some really bad specs too.
I love you all lol.
Butter has some really bad specs too.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Because I got like 7 emails asking, here are some specs for Jack :P That's all you get for now XD
I love you all lol.
Butter has some really bad specs too.
I love you all lol.
Butter has some really bad specs too.
Got some glowy bones and a few other odds and ends I’m gonna toss up in a few hours.
Come say hi if you’re at exxxotica nj this weekend!
Come say hi if you’re at exxxotica nj this weekend!
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Got some glowy bones and a few other odds and ends I’m gonna toss up in a few hours.
Come say hi if you’re at exxxotica nj this weekend!
Come say hi if you’re at exxxotica nj this weekend!
MTO listings for JACK and BUTTER are up because y'all apparently thirst XD
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Made To Order: Jack – Something Squishy Toys
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October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
MTO listings for JACK and BUTTER are up because y'all apparently thirst XD
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Ever wonder how to fit 100s of dildos into the back of a Honda fit with tables?? Reusable grocery bags. It’s amazing how much you can fit in weird crevices when stuff is in bags 😂
I’ll see people next weekend for Exxxotica NJ :)
I’ll see people next weekend for Exxxotica NJ :)
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ever wonder how to fit 100s of dildos into the back of a Honda fit with tables?? Reusable grocery bags. It’s amazing how much you can fit in weird crevices when stuff is in bags 😂
I’ll see people next weekend for Exxxotica NJ :)
I’ll see people next weekend for Exxxotica NJ :)
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AHAHA! HAHAHA, YES! Alison you ROCK! My candycorns from @squishytoys.bsky.social I'M SO EXCITED
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
AHAHA! HAHAHA, YES! Alison you ROCK! My candycorns from @squishytoys.bsky.social I'M SO EXCITED