jesslyn
@squishybelle.bsky.social
anxious lost princess. she/her. hella gay. always making stuff. trying not to let the existential dread set in
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jesslyn
@squishybelle.bsky.social
· Oct 19
i thought i should (re)introduce myself. hi! i'm jesslyn. i'm a toy designer & collector, australian volunteer wildlife rescuer, and crazy bunny lady.
i procrastinate a lot and sometimes 3d print things.
i procrastinate a lot and sometimes 3d print things.
gul dukat deserves a higher standing in pop culture
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
gul dukat deserves a higher standing in pop culture
dear online retailers, please stop spamming 'what did you think?' and begging for reviews. especially at this time of year. these are christmas presents that have not been opened. presents for extended family. i don't even care what they think.
my side of this was done with my payment
my side of this was done with my payment
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
dear online retailers, please stop spamming 'what did you think?' and begging for reviews. especially at this time of year. these are christmas presents that have not been opened. presents for extended family. i don't even care what they think.
my side of this was done with my payment
my side of this was done with my payment
our kitchen is occupied by a temporary bunny enclosure because they're still at the point where they'd murder each other if they moved in together
but they're happy to see each other across the room
but they're happy to see each other across the room
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
our kitchen is occupied by a temporary bunny enclosure because they're still at the point where they'd murder each other if they moved in together
but they're happy to see each other across the room
but they're happy to see each other across the room
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the neighbours to the left and behind us seem to have begun a war of back yard landscaping involving a day of relentless noise from men and large machines, alternating properties every week or so
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the neighbours to the left and behind us seem to have begun a war of back yard landscaping involving a day of relentless noise from men and large machines, alternating properties every week or so
"The blue plastic used on this reissue appears to be susceptible to GPS, becoming brittle and prone to breakage over time."
that wouldve been nice to know ten minutes ago
RIP my takara C-310 god ginrai reissue :(
that wouldve been nice to know ten minutes ago
RIP my takara C-310 god ginrai reissue :(
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"The blue plastic used on this reissue appears to be susceptible to GPS, becoming brittle and prone to breakage over time."
that wouldve been nice to know ten minutes ago
RIP my takara C-310 god ginrai reissue :(
that wouldve been nice to know ten minutes ago
RIP my takara C-310 god ginrai reissue :(
a fucked up rescue today. a magpie's foot naturally clasps tightly shut at rest, and they have to willingly open it to let go.
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a fucked up rescue today. a magpie's foot naturally clasps tightly shut at rest, and they have to willingly open it to let go.
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
mum started on a racist tangent about the shooters being 'bloody wogs' so i asked if she knew anything about the hero that stopped one - she did not, and i took great joy informing her about ahmed al ahmed
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
mum started on a racist tangent about the shooters being 'bloody wogs' so i asked if she knew anything about the hero that stopped one - she did not, and i took great joy informing her about ahmed al ahmed
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Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
she has committed her first crime and severed the christmas tree lights
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
she has committed her first crime and severed the christmas tree lights
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disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
for every kilo ive lost i need another litre of bathwater to fill the tub
it feels like im wasting 32 litres of water rn
still better than wasting it on AI
it feels like im wasting 32 litres of water rn
still better than wasting it on AI
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
for every kilo ive lost i need another litre of bathwater to fill the tub
it feels like im wasting 32 litres of water rn
still better than wasting it on AI
it feels like im wasting 32 litres of water rn
still better than wasting it on AI
i never really paid much attention to him but for some reason i never liked liam neeson
a police officer in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture .
ALT: a police officer in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
i never really paid much attention to him but for some reason i never liked liam neeson
i have finally cancelled netflix after seeing the news today that their global star trek licensing agreement is over
if i cant watch captain picard in two clicks, im out
if i cant watch captain picard in two clicks, im out
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i have finally cancelled netflix after seeing the news today that their global star trek licensing agreement is over
if i cant watch captain picard in two clicks, im out
if i cant watch captain picard in two clicks, im out
as great as 3d printing is and all the things i never couldve made without it, i'm feeling soured on it by those damn flexi dragons
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
as great as 3d printing is and all the things i never couldve made without it, i'm feeling soured on it by those damn flexi dragons
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
its nice of them to include a bonus tarn with yolopark amk pro nickel
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
its nice of them to include a bonus tarn with yolopark amk pro nickel
can we invent a malicious AI with the goal of destroying other AI and overloading data centres until they explode?
use the tools of our enemy against our enemy
use the tools of our enemy against our enemy
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
can we invent a malicious AI with the goal of destroying other AI and overloading data centres until they explode?
use the tools of our enemy against our enemy
use the tools of our enemy against our enemy
australia has age verification for social media now "to protect the children" from being exposed to facts that differ from the western narrative of poor innocent israel
so now i don't have DMs on bluesky any more
so now i don't have DMs on bluesky any more
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
australia has age verification for social media now "to protect the children" from being exposed to facts that differ from the western narrative of poor innocent israel
so now i don't have DMs on bluesky any more
so now i don't have DMs on bluesky any more
government mandated smoke alarm man is here
no one is COVID safe any more
we literally are still recovering from glandular fever and, wearing our own masks, tried the angle of offering him one for HIS protection but he declined 'nah, I'm not worried'
ok cool go ahead and breathe everywhere
no one is COVID safe any more
we literally are still recovering from glandular fever and, wearing our own masks, tried the angle of offering him one for HIS protection but he declined 'nah, I'm not worried'
ok cool go ahead and breathe everywhere
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
government mandated smoke alarm man is here
no one is COVID safe any more
we literally are still recovering from glandular fever and, wearing our own masks, tried the angle of offering him one for HIS protection but he declined 'nah, I'm not worried'
ok cool go ahead and breathe everywhere
no one is COVID safe any more
we literally are still recovering from glandular fever and, wearing our own masks, tried the angle of offering him one for HIS protection but he declined 'nah, I'm not worried'
ok cool go ahead and breathe everywhere
while im grumpy, pet supply stores can you stop emailing me about dogs all the fucking time?!
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
while im grumpy, pet supply stores can you stop emailing me about dogs all the fucking time?!
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
you can fuck off too, jimmy from wikipedia
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you can fuck off too, jimmy from wikipedia
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
trying to play muppet christmas carol on our old tv while putting up the tree
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
trying to play muppet christmas carol on our old tv while putting up the tree
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
why chandler, why not elon?
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
why chandler, why not elon?
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One thing i've realized this semester: human everything is rarely unique we're just self-focused assholes who can't understand other creatures properly.
Research in Nature Communications suggests that Atlantic grey seal milk rivals human breast milk in sugar complexity. These findings challenge the previously held assumption that human milk is uniquely complex amongst mammals. go.nature.com/4p2hYRW 🧪
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
One thing i've realized this semester: human everything is rarely unique we're just self-focused assholes who can't understand other creatures properly.