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“God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance.”
Gen Z is horribly disappointing so far. Boomers reincarnated for the AI world.
Gen Z is horribly disappointing so far. Boomers reincarnated for the AI world.
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
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Hmm. Seems to me, Christmas is over. Maybe stop holiday season advertising?
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Hmm. Seems to me, Christmas is over. Maybe stop holiday season advertising?
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This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
Gains jumps offsides, but they won’t call it. Fucking zebras.
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Gains jumps offsides, but they won’t call it. Fucking zebras.
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B*tchigan getting testy from sucking so much unwashed ass.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
B*tchigan getting testy from sucking so much unwashed ass.
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Never forget that the only reasons why JJ McCarthy got drafted was that:
1. his old coach cheated during recruitment period to surround him with decent teammates
2. his old school ran a sign-stealing operation
Jim Harbaugh is effectively banned from coaching another NCAA team until 2038(!)
1. his old coach cheated during recruitment period to surround him with decent teammates
2. his old school ran a sign-stealing operation
Jim Harbaugh is effectively banned from coaching another NCAA team until 2038(!)
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Never forget that the only reasons why JJ McCarthy got drafted was that:
1. his old coach cheated during recruitment period to surround him with decent teammates
2. his old school ran a sign-stealing operation
Jim Harbaugh is effectively banned from coaching another NCAA team until 2038(!)
1. his old coach cheated during recruitment period to surround him with decent teammates
2. his old school ran a sign-stealing operation
Jim Harbaugh is effectively banned from coaching another NCAA team until 2038(!)
Jesus, Dillon Gabriel is awful.
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Jesus, Dillon Gabriel is awful.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Get this out there.
WOW... JUST WOW...
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Get this out there.
This oline sucks copious asscheeks, but Gabriel isn’t the answer. Just a backup.
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This oline sucks copious asscheeks, but Gabriel isn’t the answer. Just a backup.
Ready to see an organizational overhaul…but rather, another postgame coach conference saying “we have to be better” is on the way.
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ready to see an organizational overhaul…but rather, another postgame coach conference saying “we have to be better” is on the way.
Just an awful organization.
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just an awful organization.
This offensive coaching staff is so atrocious. Zero fucking creativity.
Kevin & co. need to go.
Kevin & co. need to go.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This offensive coaching staff is so atrocious. Zero fucking creativity.
Kevin & co. need to go.
Kevin & co. need to go.
- we will get shut out today, as apparently, we project our simplistic offensive playcalling
- our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row
Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.
- our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row
Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
- we will get shut out today, as apparently, we project our simplistic offensive playcalling
- our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row
Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.
- our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row
Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.
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Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!
October 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
God, I had Klatt.
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
God, I had Klatt.
…but that magically was DPI?
October 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
…but that magically was DPI?
Not only was that a catch, but it was DPI.
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not only was that a catch, but it was DPI.
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Fucking hell, dude, stop throwing so fucking high every time.
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fucking hell, dude, stop throwing so fucking high every time.
As w’re playing went and some random rookie, it’s safe to say our defense didn’t totally make this trip.
October 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
As w’re playing went and some random rookie, it’s safe to say our defense didn’t totally make this trip.