Squirrel Locked in Garden
@squirrelbowl.bsky.social
The bowl. The myth. The legend.
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Thinkin' about bugs.
Thinkin' about rocks.
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Thinkin' about bugs.
I stepped on the scale today and I saw a number I haven't seen in over 10 years and I literally cried. I've been working on my insulin resistance issues and it's actually working 😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I stepped on the scale today and I saw a number I haven't seen in over 10 years and I literally cried. I've been working on my insulin resistance issues and it's actually working 😭
I waited legitimately 6 months to read a book on libby. I just finished it and there is 3 more in the series but they aren't on libby yet. Now I have to go pay for kindle 😭 I need to know what happens in Ouranos, Zerra help me
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I waited legitimately 6 months to read a book on libby. I just finished it and there is 3 more in the series but they aren't on libby yet. Now I have to go pay for kindle 😭 I need to know what happens in Ouranos, Zerra help me
My partner just finally discovered Forestella and now she's just sitting here scrolling their entire Spotify library, took her long enough
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My partner just finally discovered Forestella and now she's just sitting here scrolling their entire Spotify library, took her long enough
My MIL gave me eyeballs for my plants. I'm crying omfg 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
My MIL gave me eyeballs for my plants. I'm crying omfg 🤣
So glad I have remote start in my car 🥶
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
So glad I have remote start in my car 🥶
Most pre-made broccoli cheddar soup is NOT vegetarian, including panera 😡 so now I'm making it from scratch at 7 in the morning
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Most pre-made broccoli cheddar soup is NOT vegetarian, including panera 😡 so now I'm making it from scratch at 7 in the morning
Tfw you wake up and your hair is perfect and exactly how you want it with zero effort.. but it's winter and you have to put a hat on to go to work and ruin it 😭
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tfw you wake up and your hair is perfect and exactly how you want it with zero effort.. but it's winter and you have to put a hat on to go to work and ruin it 😭
Ugh. Less than 4.5 hours until I get drills and needles in my face 😭
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Ugh. Less than 4.5 hours until I get drills and needles in my face 😭
Should be getting stuff done. Instead I'm staying snuggled up in bed reading The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Should be getting stuff done. Instead I'm staying snuggled up in bed reading The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
I'm not super big into the holidays, but the firetrucks and ambulances in my town are all covered in strung lights and I kind of love it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm not super big into the holidays, but the firetrucks and ambulances in my town are all covered in strung lights and I kind of love it.
Here's how long my day is.. by the time I take off my shirt today I'll have worn it for over 24hrs straight 😅🙃
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Here's how long my day is.. by the time I take off my shirt today I'll have worn it for over 24hrs straight 😅🙃
My life is a cruel fucking joke. I can't catch a break
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My life is a cruel fucking joke. I can't catch a break
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
I need to learn how to work slower. There's 4.5hrs left to my shift and I don't have enough work to fill it all.. whoops
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I need to learn how to work slower. There's 4.5hrs left to my shift and I don't have enough work to fill it all.. whoops
It smells so good in here right now.. I'm making coconut curry lentils and sweet potato home fries.
a man is wearing a chef 's hat and apron while cooking in a kitchen .
ALT: a man is wearing a chef 's hat and apron while cooking in a kitchen .
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November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It smells so good in here right now.. I'm making coconut curry lentils and sweet potato home fries.
Me: excited to finally have 3 days off in a row
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: excited to finally have 3 days off in a row
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
I have this co-worker who is apparently very forthcoming with the fact he hates me just because I'm trans. The good news is he likely won't be my co-worker for much longer 😘 bye bye baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I have this co-worker who is apparently very forthcoming with the fact he hates me just because I'm trans. The good news is he likely won't be my co-worker for much longer 😘 bye bye baby
I just want to go home. What's up with this 😡 I didn't work through all my breaks to not be able to go right home
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I just want to go home. What's up with this 😡 I didn't work through all my breaks to not be able to go right home
When did I become a person who takes so many vitamins and supplements. It went 0 to 100 real quick.
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When did I become a person who takes so many vitamins and supplements. It went 0 to 100 real quick.
Sitting in the waiting room of the hand surgeon's office. Can't wait to figure out what this thing is
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sitting in the waiting room of the hand surgeon's office. Can't wait to figure out what this thing is
One of the things I missed most since becoming vegetarian has been sandwiches. These tofurky deli slices have made it possible again. My little 3rd shift heart is so grateful
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
One of the things I missed most since becoming vegetarian has been sandwiches. These tofurky deli slices have made it possible again. My little 3rd shift heart is so grateful
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SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME