Cheddar
squeakenjoyer.bsky.social
Cheddar
@squeakenjoyer.bsky.social
Just some nerd who likes shiny things.

I'm probably gonna like a lot of weird stuff so content warning y'all.
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35 years old, XXY intersex, trans rights are human rights, acab, free palestine.
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Thoughts and prayers for all the hand puppets in the toy story universe
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There once was a poet from limerick
Who couldn't find a rhyme for limerick.
So he rhymed rhyme with rhyme
And thanked us for our time
Because he couldn't find a rhyme for limerick.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It's more important to try to do the right thing than it is to do nothing wrong

I grew up being told that I should be polite to strangers, that i should give them the benefit of the doubt

That i should smile and nod when others are abusive

That i shouldn't make a scene when i feel things are bad
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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suddenly obsessed with the idea of a protoguarian,
the soul of a dinosaur who revived itself to make a friend
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Terraria modders subjecting their pixel blorbos to xk class end of the world scenarios because "nah, I'd win" has to be one of my favorite animals.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So i might be stupid but

I had this jar of fudge in the fridge for ice cream, and I wanted a peanut butter sandwich, and my brain was like "pbj is peanut butter and sweet thing, pb and fudge little treato?"

I am definitely not beating the obesity allegations, it's like a peanut butter cup.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
when I was in high school there was an anti smoking campaign called smokebusters where the staff dressed up like the Ghostbusters and did a play where they caught someone smoking in the bathroom while Ghostbusters music played.

And then the principal said the line.

"Bustin makes me feel good."
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My vision is different in each eye and when I'm reading on my phone, I split my vision so that the thing I'm reading is doubled, and I focus my attention on the one that's not blurry. So like right now i see two phones, and the one on the right is readable by my left eye

Disability adaptation yo.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The trick to manipulating the masses is to convince them that your framing of an issue is the whole picture.

With algorithmic feeds, each person can have their own personalized frame, and thus, through edge exposure to the opinions you want them to have, you can shift their frame to your view.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Downloaded that MapleStory idle rpg game because i just knew it was gonna be some slop

It asked me to enable notifications 4 times before logging in and then immediately crashed in the opening cutscene

That is some nexon quality right there
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Everyone in America who died because of homelessness, because of starvation, because of lack of access to healthcare, because of lack of access to mental healthcare

All of those people were murdered by the Almighty dollar and it's cult of assholes who think being poor is a moral failure.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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October 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Kinda love this shader tbh
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I wonder if you could turn a tesla valve into a pump by adding ultrasonic vibration.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
There's a big part of me that craves a non corporeal existence. Not death, but rather, freedom from flesh. From the limitations of my brain, from language. Craving the wonder of discovery, of carving fresh understanding of concepts that have no known terminology. Chasing starlight to infinity.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Toyota unveiled something they're calling the "mobi" an electric ai driven self driving concept car for children and all considering the track record of AI, all I can wonder is how long it'll take before some kid asks to go to the kiddy pool, and instead gets driven to Diddy's pool.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Wing Its #10: Casual + Inflatable Bondage + Pooltoy Suit
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dad update:
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Weird how people hyperfixate on "official diagnosis" as some kind of purity designation for whether or not a mental health struggle is real.

Like the whole reason there's even a book of categorized mental illnesses to begin with is because insurance demands explanations for billing and medication
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Well, my vocabulary has been irrevocably altered.

Can't believe the shit they try to get away with in the poopen sharten farten these days.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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been playing skyrim again
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Lugia...
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM