Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy
@squatchdaddy.bsky.social
MDNI
NSFW
Autistic
Cissie: he/him
poly and partnered (open)
28 TX
https://tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy
https://ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy
NSFW
Autistic
Cissie: he/him
poly and partnered (open)
28 TX
https://tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy
https://ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy
Pinned
Reposted by Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy
Favorite Pastime
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Favorite Pastime
I love how the dinosaurs act in primal, even if it's fantasy it feels grounded
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I love how the dinosaurs act in primal, even if it's fantasy it feels grounded
What if I just threw up my stomach to eat
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What if I just threw up my stomach to eat
Pent up lust
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Pent up lust
Nights like tonight where I'm particularly sexually frustrated I just let my brain go in circles while continuing what I need/wanna do that isn't sex.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nights like tonight where I'm particularly sexually frustrated I just let my brain go in circles while continuing what I need/wanna do that isn't sex.
Fur baby got his stitches out todayyyyyy
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fur baby got his stitches out todayyyyyy
Hmmmmm what about
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hmmmmm what about
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Take Hold.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Take Hold.
Holidays have been busy but hope i have some free time tomorrow ‼️‼️‼️
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Holidays have been busy but hope i have some free time tomorrow ‼️‼️‼️
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Turkey doesn't have to be the only tender meat today
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Turkey doesn't have to be the only tender meat today
Ever since going deep into tellonym to turn off the questions from tellonym and recommending it to others on tellonym I've gotten 0 questions but also 0 dumb questions
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Ever since going deep into tellonym to turn off the questions from tellonym and recommending it to others on tellonym I've gotten 0 questions but also 0 dumb questions
It's so fucking cold out
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It's so fucking cold out
What about
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
What about
Just me and my number one fuckbuddy, my hand 🫦🫦🫦
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just me and my number one fuckbuddy, my hand 🫦🫦🫦
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November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Vorgan Market: The Vegan Organ Market! Supplied by yours truly, I puke up something I can live without for 200 days, and VOILA!!! No harm, all tast.
Don't just be what you eat, eat what you are ✨️✨️✨️
Don't just be what you eat, eat what you are ✨️✨️✨️
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Vorgan Market: The Vegan Organ Market! Supplied by yours truly, I puke up something I can live without for 200 days, and VOILA!!! No harm, all tast.
Don't just be what you eat, eat what you are ✨️✨️✨️
Don't just be what you eat, eat what you are ✨️✨️✨️
Put your tongue down my throat like I'm meant to swallow it
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Put your tongue down my throat like I'm meant to swallow it
Princess and the P was about piss
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Princess and the P was about piss
RAHHHHHHHH
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
RAHHHHHHHH
Wood afternoon ✨️
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wood afternoon ✨️
Holyshitholyshitholyshit I have polyamory tea i need to spill, so fuck it enough time has passed I don't mind sharing despite it being complicated and this is WILD to me. Basically, ex of mine where they were new to polyamory as well as their fiancé, it was basically messy long story short.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Holyshitholyshitholyshit I have polyamory tea i need to spill, so fuck it enough time has passed I don't mind sharing despite it being complicated and this is WILD to me. Basically, ex of mine where they were new to polyamory as well as their fiancé, it was basically messy long story short.
Puff puff pass, pump pump ass, what's the difference?
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Puff puff pass, pump pump ass, what's the difference?
If you got the energy to bounce on it after fucking back in doggy, you deserve to cum endlessly
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you got the energy to bounce on it after fucking back in doggy, you deserve to cum endlessly
My heart's hard
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My heart's hard