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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · Oct 10

Feeling cockette 🥰

Stylized monster penis with two legs on the sack and a tail. Edited with a bow, pink filter, and captioned "cockette"

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 3m

Need to eat pussy like I've been starving for a week

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 52m

I wanna grip hips and rub until you're begging, just to lean down, wrap you in both my arms, play with your clit and tits, and then pop my cock inside of you. Squeezing you close so I can feel every gasp of shock, moan of pleasure, and automatic twitch.

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 54m

I hate being a man rnrn. Like few years ago it was doable. Now, I literally can't do anything without having to slog through toxic perceptions about men because that's how bad men fucking suck.

Point is: I deserve to get my dick wet, but who knows when that'll happen because of how things are rn.

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10h

BELIEVE IN YOU

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10h

FREAK 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 (real)

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 10h

I realize it's been weeks- months since I've opened dating apps, I swipe right on like 5 people, I forget they exist again

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 11h

No thots, sack empty tho

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 12h

Hell yeah

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 15h

I can finally fight my wife's new husband Danny Grouse

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 15h

Okokok but what if the dirt was smokable

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 17h

Y'all are awful for wanting to fuck that sweet angel devil baby boy

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 18h

FIT IS KILLINGGGG

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 21h

Titty Tuesday ✨️✨️✨️

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 21h

Pissin and then shower ✨️

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 22h

55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZA
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PASTAS AND
155 TATERS

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 22h

CUMMIN TO ME THIS MONDAY

YOUR MOTHER

MILF FUCK MONDAY

BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna do the oral on a judge

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

If it's not wet enough you could get pushed out if they cum hard enough, you need to do more

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Let me know when it's too much and I'll make sure to keep going just under that level until you're brainless

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 1d

pussy from a guy who keeps forgetting he has a pussy

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Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna hear begging turn to whimpering turn to gibberish because your jaw is so tired, and your brain so fuzzy, who even cares about forming sentences when you're getting used to the best of your ability

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻😔😔😔🥀🥀🥀

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

REAL

Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy @squatchdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

HELL YEAH

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Kay Of Sunshine ☀️ - Free OF🔥 @kayofsunshine.bsky.social · 2d

Hi y’all ♡

This is a #mutualaid post, I hate to do it but I’m running out of options.

To make rent by the 1st I need at least $650.
I’ve applied for at least 7 jobs but they’re walking distance/online & I haven’t heard back.
@mutualaidvoid.bsky.social 💕💸💵
#MutualAid #SWmutualAid #HelpSky #MA

Kay’s cashapp account showing $9 in main, $1.56 in savings and $104 overdue from borrowing from cashapp.

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