I never got to share my awesome spooky kiddo's Halloween costume. I did her hair and make-up and she felt fabulously evil. She was Delores from Beetlejuice 2.

She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #33,389!

I was a cool kid once!

I was going to say things. I deleted them all. Just...y'all..hire Black people so you don't put out marketing like this. Yeesh.

"Your daughter is soooo adorable"

My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*

I went to a harvest fair in my town and there were so many pugs in costumes. 5/5 stars.

RIP anyone's quiet salon day...my kid is amped and chatty cathy.

When you paid off all your student loans but Navient keeps sending you marketing emails.

Equestrian edition because what even are hip flexors lol? (I'm rated G I got shorts!)

My horse has a wubbie, a stuffed bunny. It's weird but also adorable.

I clean up nice when my make-up is done by someone that isn't a talentless muppet (i.e., me)

When your best friend is orange and has 4 adorable paws.

When you get 1 invite code.

My house gremlin agrees

Trying to be more intentional about eating healthy. Not necessarily for weight loss but for energy and fitness and wellbeing. If you have any favorite recipes share em.

Started my morning with Greek yogurt, strawberries and a sprinkle of granola. Big step up from my morning breakfast 32oz of coffee

Couldn't pick just one. He's a pretty cool kitty.

They would like to subscribe to your treats program as well.

Good morning! Don't be like Gabi. Get out there and make it a good day. Then again she may be onto something that pillow looks comfy..

Me: I mask my neurodivergent stuff super well.
Also Me: *touches nylon, velvet or microfiber the wrong way*