Erin Fusaro
@sqlsupervillain.bsky.social
CTO.
Mediocre equestrian.
Mom of a 7 year old phenom.
💜 Red mare vibes all day. 🐎
Mediocre equestrian.
Mom of a 7 year old phenom.
💜 Red mare vibes all day. 🐎
Howie the crab died and I am sad. RIP little crab with cute hats.
February 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Howie the crab died and I am sad. RIP little crab with cute hats.
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When the self care and crafting and cooking ISN'T curing your anxiety
February 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When the self care and crafting and cooking ISN'T curing your anxiety
Apparently the entire Doge team is between the ages of 18 and 25? Looking forward to the news next week that they are going to re-platform the federal government from Cobol to Go in 2 sprints...because like mainframes are super old bruh.
A judge ordered the naming rights of the extremist group the Proud Boys be given to the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.
Historic Black church given 'Proud Boys' trademark calls for stand against hate
A judge ordered the naming rights of the extremist group the Proud Boys be given to the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.
www.npr.org
February 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Apparently the entire Doge team is between the ages of 18 and 25? Looking forward to the news next week that they are going to re-platform the federal government from Cobol to Go in 2 sprints...because like mainframes are super old bruh.
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January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Gergely clearly doesn’t understand the user story that drove this decision. Let me help!
As a: Google product manager
I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products
Because: I am a complete piece of shit
As a: Google product manager
I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products
Because: I am a complete piece of shit
If a new feature annoys users, makes their product usage more difficult/distracting, and cannot be turned off for paying customers:
This is not "AI."
It's a feature to increase customer churn - regardless of how cleverly engineered it is, how how expensive it was to build.
This is not "AI."
It's a feature to increase customer churn - regardless of how cleverly engineered it is, how how expensive it was to build.
January 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Gergely clearly doesn’t understand the user story that drove this decision. Let me help!
As a: Google product manager
I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products
Because: I am a complete piece of shit
As a: Google product manager
I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products
Because: I am a complete piece of shit
I hate the "dress like old money" trends. Old money? Where did old money get their money? Go back far enough and it's money off the backs of slaves, child laborers, immigrants, the poor. Thanks. I'll keep my new money. Old money fashion gives me the ick.
December 28, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I hate the "dress like old money" trends. Old money? Where did old money get their money? Go back far enough and it's money off the backs of slaves, child laborers, immigrants, the poor. Thanks. I'll keep my new money. Old money fashion gives me the ick.
The cinematic story in my head says he's dying, his insurance company made it worse somehow, and so he's making a statement and figures he has nothing to lose, which is why he wants to be caught. Unlikely to be reality let's be honest but it'd make a compelling movie.
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The cinematic story in my head says he's dying, his insurance company made it worse somehow, and so he's making a statement and figures he has nothing to lose, which is why he wants to be caught. Unlikely to be reality let's be honest but it'd make a compelling movie.
I have to clip my horse but I'm waiting for my allergies to sort themselves out because I will die otherwise. #stupidhorsegirlproblems
November 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I have to clip my horse but I'm waiting for my allergies to sort themselves out because I will die otherwise. #stupidhorsegirlproblems
Today it was 75. Tomorrow when I take my kid to school it will be 39.
The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.
The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Today it was 75. Tomorrow when I take my kid to school it will be 39.
The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.
The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.
Dear white women,
Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face.
Xoxo
Me
Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face.
Xoxo
Me
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Dear white women,
Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face.
Xoxo
Me
Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face.
Xoxo
Me
I never got to share my awesome spooky kiddo's Halloween costume. I did her hair and make-up and she felt fabulously evil. She was Delores from Beetlejuice 2.
She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠
She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠
November 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I never got to share my awesome spooky kiddo's Halloween costume. I did her hair and make-up and she felt fabulously evil. She was Delores from Beetlejuice 2.
She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠
She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #33,389!
I was a cool kid once!
I was a cool kid once!
November 12, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #33,389!
I was a cool kid once!
I was a cool kid once!
I was going to say things. I deleted them all. Just...y'all..hire Black people so you don't put out marketing like this. Yeesh.
January 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I was going to say things. I deleted them all. Just...y'all..hire Black people so you don't put out marketing like this. Yeesh.
"Your daughter is soooo adorable"
My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*
My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*
November 5, 2023 at 4:33 PM
"Your daughter is soooo adorable"
My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*
My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*
I went to a harvest fair in my town and there were so many pugs in costumes. 5/5 stars.
October 22, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I went to a harvest fair in my town and there were so many pugs in costumes. 5/5 stars.
Watching some recent video of Simone Biles this evening and my gosh...she is such a phenom. I get goosebumps. The inarguable GOAT.
October 7, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Watching some recent video of Simone Biles this evening and my gosh...she is such a phenom. I get goosebumps. The inarguable GOAT.
RIP anyone's quiet salon day...my kid is amped and chatty cathy.
July 29, 2023 at 3:18 PM
RIP anyone's quiet salon day...my kid is amped and chatty cathy.
H: I know what hoes are.
Me: oh yeah? 🤨
H: They're used for crops.
Me: That's right. You're so smart.
H: Yeah. I know.
Me: oh yeah? 🤨
H: They're used for crops.
Me: That's right. You're so smart.
H: Yeah. I know.
July 26, 2023 at 9:27 PM
H: I know what hoes are.
Me: oh yeah? 🤨
H: They're used for crops.
Me: That's right. You're so smart.
H: Yeah. I know.
Me: oh yeah? 🤨
H: They're used for crops.
Me: That's right. You're so smart.
H: Yeah. I know.
Chatted with a lovely Uber driver about Georgia. He's been here for 40 years. Prior to that was in California. We talked about tech and how the nerds made California too expensive and how our kids are so tech savvy now. I didn't tell him I work in tech. I was just like yeah damn those nerds 😆
July 6, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Chatted with a lovely Uber driver about Georgia. He's been here for 40 years. Prior to that was in California. We talked about tech and how the nerds made California too expensive and how our kids are so tech savvy now. I didn't tell him I work in tech. I was just like yeah damn those nerds 😆
When you paid off all your student loans but Navient keeps sending you marketing emails.
June 17, 2023 at 5:25 PM
When you paid off all your student loans but Navient keeps sending you marketing emails.
My horse has a wubbie, a stuffed bunny. It's weird but also adorable.
June 9, 2023 at 3:49 AM
My horse has a wubbie, a stuffed bunny. It's weird but also adorable.
I had a thought to post something about the impossibility of making all your users happy all the time without garroting yourself on the cruel wires of tech debt, burn out and financial insolvency but decided instead to say I am excited I got a drawing tablet to draw on virtual whiteboards today.
May 28, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I had a thought to post something about the impossibility of making all your users happy all the time without garroting yourself on the cruel wires of tech debt, burn out and financial insolvency but decided instead to say I am excited I got a drawing tablet to draw on virtual whiteboards today.
My daughter just learned that I am not on summer vacation like she is now that school is out and she is horrified on my behalf. Me too kiddo me too 😆
May 24, 2023 at 9:02 PM
My daughter just learned that I am not on summer vacation like she is now that school is out and she is horrified on my behalf. Me too kiddo me too 😆
If you were thinking to yourself, self...I bet being a CTO when I grow up would be so cool. Please know that I spent today in board meeting slides hell and the most technical thing I did was use some public API doc to cancel a sales person meeting because they only expose the reschedule link.
May 19, 2023 at 6:17 PM
If you were thinking to yourself, self...I bet being a CTO when I grow up would be so cool. Please know that I spent today in board meeting slides hell and the most technical thing I did was use some public API doc to cancel a sales person meeting because they only expose the reschedule link.