Johan Ludvig Brattås
@sqlclause.no
Just this guy, you know? (He/Him)
Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
Eamon got to run in the forest alone today because Annan pulled a muscle earlier this week. They don’t like to be apart for long, but the right weather got Eamon hooked and Annan got a huge treat as comfort while home alone. #dogsofbluesky #deerhound
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Eamon got to run in the forest alone today because Annan pulled a muscle earlier this week. They don’t like to be apart for long, but the right weather got Eamon hooked and Annan got a huge treat as comfort while home alone. #dogsofbluesky #deerhound
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Our website recently got an upgrade! It was initially built on WordPress in 2016 then after several hacks, was exported to HTML and put on @github.com's Pages in 2020. Now, it's been redesigned using Hugo and Claude Code. Let us know what you think!
dbatools | Command-line superpowers for SQL Server automation
A free, open-source PowerShell module with 600+ commands that make SQL Server administration simple, powerful, and fun.
dbatools.io
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Our website recently got an upgrade! It was initially built on WordPress in 2016 then after several hacks, was exported to HTML and put on @github.com's Pages in 2020. Now, it's been redesigned using Hugo and Claude Code. Let us know what you think!
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One of the hardest part of being a speaker is coming up work sessions and what to talk about. Do fill this out, it helps _a lot_
We’re curious — what do you want to hear at #PSConfEU 2026?
Your ideas inspire the sessions and speakers we bring to the stage.
Take a minute to tell us: forms.office.com/e/8DpgDPnFyw
#PowerShell #automation #Germany #Wiesbaden
Your ideas inspire the sessions and speakers we bring to the stage.
Take a minute to tell us: forms.office.com/e/8DpgDPnFyw
#PowerShell #automation #Germany #Wiesbaden
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
One of the hardest part of being a speaker is coming up work sessions and what to talk about. Do fill this out, it helps _a lot_
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10 November 1929 | A Czech Jewish woman, Helga Hošková-Weissová, was born in Prague.
Deported from Theresienstadt ghetto to #Auschwitz in Oct 1944. Her father was murdered in a gas chamber. Helga & her mother were moved to Freiberg & liberated in Mauthausen.
Today she turns 96. Happy Birthday!
Deported from Theresienstadt ghetto to #Auschwitz in Oct 1944. Her father was murdered in a gas chamber. Helga & her mother were moved to Freiberg & liberated in Mauthausen.
Today she turns 96. Happy Birthday!
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
10 November 1929 | A Czech Jewish woman, Helga Hošková-Weissová, was born in Prague.
Deported from Theresienstadt ghetto to #Auschwitz in Oct 1944. Her father was murdered in a gas chamber. Helga & her mother were moved to Freiberg & liberated in Mauthausen.
Today she turns 96. Happy Birthday!
Deported from Theresienstadt ghetto to #Auschwitz in Oct 1944. Her father was murdered in a gas chamber. Helga & her mother were moved to Freiberg & liberated in Mauthausen.
Today she turns 96. Happy Birthday!
Annan takes his beauty sleep in weird positions.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Annan takes his beauty sleep in weird positions.
On this day in 2018, the infamous couch in Bush Garden's restroom. cc @cathrinew.net @robsewell.bsky.social @sqlgene.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
On this day in 2018, the infamous couch in Bush Garden's restroom. cc @cathrinew.net @robsewell.bsky.social @sqlgene.com
OK, who the f... decided that Agentic Data Mesh was a thing? I want to meet them
a man standing next to a car with the trunk open and #raydonovan #showtime written on the bottom
Alt: a man standing next to a car with the trunk open and #raydonovan #showtime written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
OK, who the f... decided that Agentic Data Mesh was a thing? I want to meet them
Fun in the forest for the two deerhounds. #dogsofbluesky
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fun in the forest for the two deerhounds. #dogsofbluesky
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8 November 1934 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Benjamin Raphaël Pais, was born in Harlingen.
In November 1942, he was deported to #Auschwitz with his sister Jansje. After the selection, they were murdered in a gas chamber together with their mother Roosje.
In November 1942, he was deported to #Auschwitz with his sister Jansje. After the selection, they were murdered in a gas chamber together with their mother Roosje.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
8 November 1934 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Benjamin Raphaël Pais, was born in Harlingen.
In November 1942, he was deported to #Auschwitz with his sister Jansje. After the selection, they were murdered in a gas chamber together with their mother Roosje.
In November 1942, he was deported to #Auschwitz with his sister Jansje. After the selection, they were murdered in a gas chamber together with their mother Roosje.
Testing first Christmas beer. Then hiding the rest for the actual holiday.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Testing first Christmas beer. Then hiding the rest for the actual holiday.
Good thing I secured our daypasses for Tons of Rock Thursday 2026.
Daypasses for Thursday are almost sold out now - a week later.
Daypasses for Thursday are almost sold out now - a week later.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Good thing I secured our daypasses for Tons of Rock Thursday 2026.
Daypasses for Thursday are almost sold out now - a week later.
Daypasses for Thursday are almost sold out now - a week later.
Enjoy this little Swedish gem on a Friday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTax...
I Ögats Ljus
YouTube video by Svart Ridå - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Enjoy this little Swedish gem on a Friday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTax...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTax...
All right, line up your bets: Will I or will I not make it to Seattle in a week?
BREAKING: Flight cancellations accelerate as U.S. airlines comply with an order to cut flights at 40 major airports starting Friday.
Most major US airports are among 40 targeted by shutdown-related flight cuts
Airports in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago along with hubs across the U.S. are among the 40 that will see flights cut starting Friday due to the government shutdown, according to a list distributed to the airlines and obtained by The Associated Press.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All right, line up your bets: Will I or will I not make it to Seattle in a week?
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Announcing SQL Con 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference (FabCon) from March 16–20, 2026!
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Announcing SQLCon 2026: Better Together with FabCon! | Microsoft Community Hub
We’re thrilled to unveil SQLCon 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference...
techcommunity.microsoft.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Announcing SQL Con 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference (FabCon) from March 16–20, 2026!
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
The boys took a break from chasing each other to playfighting.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The boys took a break from chasing each other to playfighting.
My google (ok - Kagi) foo is failing me. I'm trying to understand what an ERDL file is and which program generates it. I understand that it is a report definition combined with Excel, but I can't remember seeing that file before.
Of course, might be my memory failing me.
Of course, might be my memory failing me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My google (ok - Kagi) foo is failing me. I'm trying to understand what an ERDL file is and which program generates it. I understand that it is a report definition combined with Excel, but I can't remember seeing that file before.
Of course, might be my memory failing me.
Of course, might be my memory failing me.
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For å si det på en annen måte:
- frimodig kristen som oppfordret til å slå ihjel president Biden.
- frimodig kristen som aktivt jobbet for statskupp 6. januar 2021,
- frimodig kristen som omtalte demokratene som «marxister» og «sosialister». Gang på gang omtalte han dem som fienden.
- frimodig kristen som oppfordret til å slå ihjel president Biden.
- frimodig kristen som aktivt jobbet for statskupp 6. januar 2021,
- frimodig kristen som omtalte demokratene som «marxister» og «sosialister». Gang på gang omtalte han dem som fienden.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
For å si det på en annen måte:
- frimodig kristen som oppfordret til å slå ihjel president Biden.
- frimodig kristen som aktivt jobbet for statskupp 6. januar 2021,
- frimodig kristen som omtalte demokratene som «marxister» og «sosialister». Gang på gang omtalte han dem som fienden.
- frimodig kristen som oppfordret til å slå ihjel president Biden.
- frimodig kristen som aktivt jobbet for statskupp 6. januar 2021,
- frimodig kristen som omtalte demokratene som «marxister» og «sosialister». Gang på gang omtalte han dem som fienden.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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2 November 1942 | An SS doctor selected 49 sick prisoners at the Auschwitz infirmary. They were killed with phenol heart injections that day.
Learn about the world of criminal medicine in the camp from our podcast: https://youtu.be/5hUoEAsCnoU
(image: drawing by a Survivor Mieczysław Kościelniak)
Learn about the world of criminal medicine in the camp from our podcast: https://youtu.be/5hUoEAsCnoU
(image: drawing by a Survivor Mieczysław Kościelniak)
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
2 November 1942 | An SS doctor selected 49 sick prisoners at the Auschwitz infirmary. They were killed with phenol heart injections that day.
Learn about the world of criminal medicine in the camp from our podcast: https://youtu.be/5hUoEAsCnoU
(image: drawing by a Survivor Mieczysław Kościelniak)
Learn about the world of criminal medicine in the camp from our podcast: https://youtu.be/5hUoEAsCnoU
(image: drawing by a Survivor Mieczysław Kościelniak)
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A few hours late - but the SQLServerFast Black Friday sale has now officially started. Until the end of the month, purchase prices for all my training videos are slashed in half!
sqlserverfast.com/video
sqlserverfast.com/video
The SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training - SQLServerFast
You know that performance of database queries is critical to the success of any application. Customers leave if the website feels slow. Reports that take too long to render are not used, however usefu...
sqlserverfast.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A few hours late - but the SQLServerFast Black Friday sale has now officially started. Until the end of the month, purchase prices for all my training videos are slashed in half!
sqlserverfast.com/video
sqlserverfast.com/video
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«-Så om er blitt voldtatt og blir gravid bør man bære fram barnet?»
- Jeg mener at man bør det. Rett og slett.»
Ingrid Olina Hovland, leder i KrFU
- Jeg mener at man bør det. Rett og slett.»
Ingrid Olina Hovland, leder i KrFU
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
«-Så om er blitt voldtatt og blir gravid bør man bære fram barnet?»
- Jeg mener at man bør det. Rett og slett.»
Ingrid Olina Hovland, leder i KrFU
- Jeg mener at man bør det. Rett og slett.»
Ingrid Olina Hovland, leder i KrFU
Fun in the forest today, eve though Eamon doesn’t quite understand that Annan after having been ill for 4 weeks doesn’t har as much stamina and needs more breaks.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fun in the forest today, eve though Eamon doesn’t quite understand that Annan after having been ill for 4 weeks doesn’t har as much stamina and needs more breaks.
I thought wife and son who stayed home today would decorate for Halloween. But apparently not. So very last minute decoration was up a minute before the first kids arrived
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I thought wife and son who stayed home today would decorate for Halloween. But apparently not. So very last minute decoration was up a minute before the first kids arrived
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31 October 1936 | An Austrian Jewish boy, Peter Blödy, was born in Vienna.
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
31 October 1936 | An Austrian Jewish boy, Peter Blödy, was born in Vienna.
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8
He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
--
The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8