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姊妹情
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i was born to be on veterinary painkillers
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could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???
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hey man can i borrow your phone real quick i need to do something [opens your social media and follows thousands of gay otherkin art accounts and reposts countless fetish pieces before calmly handing it back] thanks dude seriously youre a life saver
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
your girlfriend is annoying as fuck your girlfriend is narcissistic and weird and I want to place her inside of a particle accelerator your girlfriend deserves to know the torment of supermassive space she should experience something previously thought unimaginable
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
to each according to their hole, to each according to their ability
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i made the clutch move of frotting with you at 1am
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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i cant smoke weed anymore because every time i take a hit I lose consciousness and when i come to i awake with illustrator open and countless rick andm morty yaoi .ai files tabbed open each more breathtakingly phantasmagorical than the last
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am
September 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
just paid 3.45 for a pint of human blood at arbys
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i cant smoke weed anymore because every time i take a hit I lose consciousness and when i come to i awake with illustrator open and countless rick andm morty yaoi .ai files tabbed open each more breathtakingly phantasmagorical than the last
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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u guys dont actually wish u were Chinese .like ur just saying that because it is transgressive and stupid
. i actually wish I was asian in my heart of hearts . to live in the mountains... to fragment my psyche and be reborn every day as a 7000 year old entity. 2 be kawaii
September 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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american enjoys several medicinal hamburgers alone in the dark
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i have an alarming autism spectrum gap with my partner
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
[holding a remote prostate massage controller] most likely imma die with my finger on the trigger
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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through the mattress past the floor and into the downstairs neighbors living room so they can join in too
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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the suicide vest stays on during sex
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
through the mattress past the floor and into the downstairs neighbors living room so they can join in too
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
does anyone want to frot to completion and then do this for 17 hours
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
me: [gently sobbing, past trembling lips] no I don't want do race science please,,, stop

my half mexican girlfriend, wearing bondage that reminds me of my mother: [cracks whip] what does my skull shape remind you of
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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telling the 37 year old line cook at my job that his life is just beginning
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
maintaining a .3 blood piss level at all times
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
babe why would i fuck your pussy when i could download a gay hookup app and sleep with men
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM