spoot
@spootot.bsky.social
spoot
🔞 zone
born '98
proud fag
closeted furry
probably plural
porn channel heckler
transgender extremist
poster of hot takes and gay trash
traces of nsfw may be present
minors begone lest ye be cursed
🔞 zone
born '98
proud fag
closeted furry
probably plural
porn channel heckler
transgender extremist
poster of hot takes and gay trash
traces of nsfw may be present
minors begone lest ye be cursed
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spoot
@spootot.bsky.social
· Jun 4
tesla wasted time and resources on electric and self driving cars when they should have made cars you can sit on the top of and drive like that episode of mr bean
shoveling mulch for 3 hours straight changes a bitch
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
shoveling mulch for 3 hours straight changes a bitch
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
transphobia happens because we are just too funny,, like we are collectively so much funnier than the general population that we're no longer relatable
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January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
transphobia happens because we are just too funny,, like we are collectively so much funnier than the general population that we're no longer relatable
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I need to be thrown against a wall. not in the sexy way, in the hulk vs loki kind of way
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I need to be thrown against a wall. not in the sexy way, in the hulk vs loki kind of way
I missed a bus to the train station and was going to be late to an interview (I think). This guy pulled up and offered me a lift to the station since they were already going that way. In hindsight, a risky move to accept, but he kindly dropped me off and I made it in time
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I missed a bus to the train station and was going to be late to an interview (I think). This guy pulled up and offered me a lift to the station since they were already going that way. In hindsight, a risky move to accept, but he kindly dropped me off and I made it in time
I love cellulite. like god damn I'm so happy I can appreciate something like that in spite of losers who dont :3
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I love cellulite. like god damn I'm so happy I can appreciate something like that in spite of losers who dont :3
having a bad day and a femboi invited ME over. I only dreamed of this life before
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
having a bad day and a femboi invited ME over. I only dreamed of this life before
considering modern self aware humour, if branching timelines really exist, then whoever is living in the worst timeline will have people actually acknowledging it while being completely unaware that it's true
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
considering modern self aware humour, if branching timelines really exist, then whoever is living in the worst timeline will have people actually acknowledging it while being completely unaware that it's true
my gf wouldn't believe how gay I am for u
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
my gf wouldn't believe how gay I am for u
one thing they never told me about transitioning is how being called "bro" by cool cis women would end up feeling gender affirming
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
one thing they never told me about transitioning is how being called "bro" by cool cis women would end up feeling gender affirming
you can call me All Different Shapes And Sizes the way people be coming in me
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you can call me All Different Shapes And Sizes the way people be coming in me
hiring a jester for the polycule
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
hiring a jester for the polycule
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We found him ... the Blues Father
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We found him ... the Blues Father
who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀
remember remember, the whichever day it was of november
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
remember remember, the whichever day it was of november
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season!
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season!
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
"or else" ❌️
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"or else" ❌️
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
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my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey
stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
I woke up with a boner boner
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I woke up with a boner boner
so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman
not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately