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sarah (spoonsie)
@spoonsie.bsky.social
240 followers 380 following 670 posts
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4'10" of belligerence. Like if a glib facsimile had pert knockers

certified NeverStreamer
uses language disrespectfully and recreationally
poet, gamer, lover, general nuisance and ASBO in spirit~
posting whatever springs to mind
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cursedpingu.bsky.social
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
meanwhile, on british bluesky
Bluesky prompt. Oi! bruv? and "Draughts"
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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eva.computer
“are LLMs neurodivergent?” - the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by me after 12,239 pages of heated death threats,
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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molly.wiki
Feb 17, 2023 tweet by Molly White: it's only a matter of time before a kid lets go of a mylar balloon at a birthday party and an F-22 comes roaring overhead to neutralize the threat
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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eva.computer
this is what dating me is like
economeager.bsky.social Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 4d
tumblr still has it, despite everything. social media platforms are really almost impossible to kill.
tumblr user evilwizard posts: ontology professor (adding another grain of sand to my enclosure): is it a pile yet me (up to my neck in sand, struggling to breathe): I’ll never talk ontology professor: just tell me when it becomes a pile and this can all be over it has like 12K reblogs and 16K likes
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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undiscerning.bsky.social
30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. you will be flattened by an anvil
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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josie.zone
I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote

Please engrave it on my tombstone
FIRST MET MARLON BRANDO IN 1983, when I was thirteen. I had dated his daughter Rebecca for about half an hour, but we'd stayed friends and spent a lot of time together watching basic cable, eating chili burgers and making the occasional trip to Dis-neyland. One day we were sitting in the den in front of MTV when she said, "Turn it down. I think my dad's coming." "How do you know?" I asked. "I just do." I noticed that the tropical fish were no longer swimming but idling. There was the slow, heavy slap of bare feet on tile in the hallway. I scooted over on the sofa. A bear of a man lumbered in, wearing only a Japanese robe. He plunked himself down between us. I stared. I couldn't help it. It was Marlon fucking Brando. After a few moments of listening to him rip into MTV - he was imagining the shallow internal monologues of people such as Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon and Dexy's Midnight Runners - he cured to me and said, "You know, you have a very wide antenna, a large anten-na. Most people hide their antennas, but yours is very active, very open." What could I say but "thanks"? Only, he wasn't through: "I'm not really sure, bur my gut feeling is that you're a homosexual. Am I right?" He wasn't, but his massive frame and intimidating cadence caused me to fearfully answer, "Yes." Yanking a pen from his pocket, Brando asked me to draw him a picture on a linen napkin. I complied. He took the drawing, looked at it for two minutes and then mur-tered, "Paul Klee, do you know him?" "Yes," I replied. He nodded meaningfully and left the room without another word.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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eva.computer
people (inclusive)
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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k1m.bsky.social
Threads is wild : getting blocked cause I said this
kimberlypdx 12m I want to find the best way to make cute mini slider dogs • •• + chefjessica 11m ... Just...make a regular dog and cut it into 3 or 4 pieces. kimberlypdx 3m The bun is the issue I know that the Hawaiian rolls exist but still chefjessica 1m You just.. cut a bun. I did Seattle food tours & my Seattle dog stop would make regular dogs & cut them in four. Don't make food harder than it needs to be. Top y kimberlypdx now • Author Yes I can cut a bun and I am allowed to make food harder than it needs to be if I want fe sometimes some of us are looking for a certain vibe / look kimberlypdx 5m Yes I can cut a bun and I am allowed to make food harder than it needs to be if I want (g sometimes some of us are looking for a certain vibe / look chefjessica 5m + Le I'm sure you know better than me of course. kimberlypdx Maybe I'm reading it wrong but it sure seems like you're coming at me in my replies with condescending vibes! Over hot dogs! Anyways have a nice day chef Jessica ∞
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
spoonsie.bsky.social
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9d
"you see they use to cover our hands with boxes and we took tests and how well we could type without looking unlike your generation which finger pecks like my grandparents did"
a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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bookowl.bsky.social
I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
theforceisstronginthegirl ®® Follow ... For people who have never seen a cow I'll explain: Cows are covered in cow shit. All the time. Even clean cows who get bathed regularly have cow shit on them. But listen to me. Normal dairy cows are not getting baths. They have cowshit on them, the splash back from their cowshit gets on udders. So does cow urine. Also listen mud gets on cow udders, cow hair, bugs, and other nasties will get in the milk. But most importantly: cow shit. There is so much cow shit involved with cows even in the cleanest and healthiest dairies. Cows shit a LOT. Also for some reason cows like to lie down in cowshit. You will have a whole pasture with no cowshit and they will find the most disgusting pile of cowshit you've ever had the misfortune to smell and they lie right in it. When cows were milked by hand this was a problem- when cows are milked with machinery this is a problem. Cows are animals and they shit. A lot. And it's going to get into the milk. And listen. You do not want to drink cow shit germs in milk. And milk can be filtered all you want and it is- but germs? gotta cook those fuckers out. So you don't get sick from the cowshit. TLRD: cow shit.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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razzball.bsky.social
It's Elmo's birthday
Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase • 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
spoonsie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLmt...

My favourite video ever honestly it's got everything
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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timcarvell.bsky.social
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.

Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.

Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.

Documentarian: Exactly.

Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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holybible.bsky.social
dr cheddar doesn’t respect me
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
reading your timeline like
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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numetalweeb.bsky.social
Künt
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 AM
spoonsie.bsky.social
post u at your dykiest

okie dokie artichokeme
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
spoonsie.bsky.social
there u go <3
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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stel.energy
THEY MADE ME EAT DOG FOOD AT WORK. THEY ASKED WHO HERE IS A DOG AND I PUT MY HAND UP. THEY SAID OK STEL YOU'RE A DOG AND YOU'RE HUNGRY. I THOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE WAS GOING TO DO IT
a pile of dog food
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM