Spooky J. Weaselbones
@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
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My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics
Someone said my review of Lost Boys (1987) sounded AI generated and now I want to fucking throw myself off a radio tower
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Someone said my review of Lost Boys (1987) sounded AI generated and now I want to fucking throw myself off a radio tower
Absolutely fucked that paying off debt makes your credit score go down. Experian is basically your YOLO college friend.
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Absolutely fucked that paying off debt makes your credit score go down. Experian is basically your YOLO college friend.
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
New Spooky Weaselbones just drooped
You heard me
You heard me
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
New Spooky Weaselbones just drooped
You heard me
You heard me
Hey guys I found my tack hammer so I was finally able to smash my drawing hand like a tea saucer and then draw this
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Hey guys I found my tack hammer so I was finally able to smash my drawing hand like a tea saucer and then draw this
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Remember to get your daily snack!
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Remember to get your daily snack!
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy MILLENNIAL
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy MILLENNIAL
Abstinence didn’t work for Mary of Nazareth #justsaying
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Abstinence didn’t work for Mary of Nazareth #justsaying
Question: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Question: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
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Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
But this could be ANY Donald
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But this could be ANY Donald
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Eraserhead baby labubu
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Eraserhead baby labubu
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake