It is making me very screamy. My kids won't have to deal with it because the penalty for being a FUCKING RACIST is that I won't let my kids be around them.

Because I've not even had coffee yet and can't just leave it alone. "You know what's not an accurate representation? Only one kid has glasses. I'm going to go find another set with more glasses. www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price...

Start state vs current state:

heh, if it's double bladed it'd be cool if it could be widened from like 1/2 to 2" texas toast depth..

I mean. Insert sexist joke about guys not knowing what an inch really measures right ---> Here.

If they had a bread knife with a ruler on it, I'd buy the fucker so I could cut consistent slices without the rack thingy I use rn, ngl.

We have both DudeWipes and Dr. Squatch Men's Bars in our local corner store and all I can think of is 'anything that gets the shacknasty guys to wipe and wash their asses is fine by me'.

The second shot was worse. Like, these were hands-down the worst reaction I've ever had to a vax, and I would take both of them all over again if I had to, because I had chicken pox as a kid and *anything* that will help armour me against ever getting shingles can get right in my arm.

I went to war with my pharmacist to get it when I was 49 instead of 50, because I am immunocompromised, there were active shingles outbreaks in my state, and we were about to have a baby (outsourced to a surrogate) and finally got a supervisor to override it and let me have the first shot.

I had an absolutely miserable reaction to both Shingrix shots - hands down the worst reaction I've ever had to a vax - and I would still take it again over ever having shingles. I had chicken pox as a kid so anything that'll help armor me against shingles, stick it right in my arm.

Smol did really well for his first live performance. He made it to 30 mins from end before his brain overwhelmed and he went to sleep. He was awake and clapping appropriately and silent the rest of the time, sitting on my lap just enraptured until his brain hit overwhelm.

GODSDAMNIT SEANAN I DIDN'T NEED MORE THINGS ON MY TBR PILE BUT YES I DO NEED THIS IT IS RIGHT IN MY WHEELHOUSE!

SO THANK YOU I GUESS!

I am *salivating* in the hopes they have to fruit-of-the-poisoned-tree this entire thing.