His Royal Tragesty
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His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
I’m bald. I have a dog.

Silly 🐻

📍Palm Springs, CA
Excuse me, just having impure thoughts about Matthew Mcfadyen in this specific miniseries…
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I follow directions well.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I mean…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🥺
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@tumbledheroes.bsky.social! Are these yours???
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just hangin out with my friends Parv and Trinity NBD
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

(2011)
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh. Oh wow. Thats enough coffee for today.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Heterosexual men are so fragile.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The only pictures I took last night.
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Looks like the quickest way is the 15 to the 10…
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Very same. Or that this character was based on you.
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We Stan an obscure reference costume.
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Honorable mention to slutty Jake from State Farm.
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ok, I can’t discount Captain Caveman and Lennie from Of Mice and Men…
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume

Technically, this wasn’t for Halloween, but I will never top this.
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
That’s all. 😍😍😍
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM