His Royal Tragesty
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I’m bald. I have a dog.
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📍Palm Springs, CA
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His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I want cookies.
A movie that takes place where you're from:
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from:
I will not be ignored, Charlie Brown!
I mean, it’s one banana, Charlie Brown. How much could it cost, 10 dollars?
Forget it Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I will not be ignored, Charlie Brown!
Excuse me, just having impure thoughts about Matthew Mcfadyen in this specific miniseries…
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Excuse me, just having impure thoughts about Matthew Mcfadyen in this specific miniseries…
My Lyft ride is a Tesla with Dump stickers on it. I feel so gross.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My Lyft ride is a Tesla with Dump stickers on it. I feel so gross.
I follow directions well.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I follow directions well.
Karine Vanasse. That’s the skeet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Karine Vanasse. That’s the skeet.
I mean…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I mean…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Waiting in a surgeon’s office, part of the largest hospital system in this area, and they asked me to pay my copay by cash or check.
Will I die on the operating table Y/N?
Will I die on the operating table Y/N?
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Waiting in a surgeon’s office, part of the largest hospital system in this area, and they asked me to pay my copay by cash or check.
Will I die on the operating table Y/N?
Will I die on the operating table Y/N?
Congrats, my Seattle bloomfs!
It's official: Katie Wilson is the next mayor of Seattle!
Katie Wilson Is Seattle’s Next Mayor
Somewhere, Bruce Harrell is slamming a table. Katie Wilson is up by 1,976 votes and 0.72 percent of the vote. It’s tight, but we’re outside of recount territory, and it’s mathematica...
www.thestranger.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Congrats, my Seattle bloomfs!
@tumbledheroes.bsky.social! Are these yours???
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@tumbledheroes.bsky.social! Are these yours???
Just hangin out with my friends Parv and Trinity NBD
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just hangin out with my friends Parv and Trinity NBD
Ok, Cynthia/Ariana duets album when?
Get Happy / Happy Days Are Here Again (Live from the Dolby Theatre)
YouTube video by Cynthia Erivo - Topic
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ok, Cynthia/Ariana duets album when?
Oldest selfie on your phone.
(2011)
(2011)
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
(2011)
(2011)
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wdym you want me to hop on a call?? The thing that led to sober sister CiCi being stabbed and thrown off a balcony?????
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
wdym you want me to hop on a call?? The thing that led to sober sister CiCi being stabbed and thrown off a balcony?????
Oh. Oh wow. Thats enough coffee for today.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh. Oh wow. Thats enough coffee for today.
“Hi! Happy Friday!”
IT WAS UNTIL YOU MESSAGED ME BRYON
IT WAS UNTIL YOU MESSAGED ME BRYON
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Hi! Happy Friday!”
IT WAS UNTIL YOU MESSAGED ME BRYON
IT WAS UNTIL YOU MESSAGED ME BRYON
I’m sad Celebrity Traitors is over. The whole season was such a joy to watch, and Claudia is a treasure.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m sad Celebrity Traitors is over. The whole season was such a joy to watch, and Claudia is a treasure.
I just came across the term “Burlington Throat Factory”
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just came across the term “Burlington Throat Factory”
I “Apologize, I need to drop”ped and walked away from my desk. Now…what’s for breakfast?
OMFG WHY WON’T THIS MEETING END
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I “Apologize, I need to drop”ped and walked away from my desk. Now…what’s for breakfast?
OMFG WHY WON’T THIS MEETING END
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
OMFG WHY WON’T THIS MEETING END
Legitimate issue: How do I write about an employee’s strengths (it’s a required field, and he is senior to me) when I truly don’t believe he displays anything noteworthy?
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Legitimate issue: How do I write about an employee’s strengths (it’s a required field, and he is senior to me) when I truly don’t believe he displays anything noteworthy?
It’s happening again. The first person “forgot” I moved to the west coast and called me at 6:30am.
If you think you need to call me on Teams no you don’t.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s happening again. The first person “forgot” I moved to the west coast and called me at 6:30am.
BLOOP.
If facts demonize you, its because youre a demon.
You are going about this the wrong way. You want to encourage more voters to support your causes. Encourage the white voters who supported you to talk to other white voters and try to convince them to come over to our side. Demonizing people turns them off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
BLOOP.
I *really* should be writing my performance reviews, but I *really* don’t want to.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I *really* should be writing my performance reviews, but I *really* don’t want to.
What’s good, Deb?
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What’s good, Deb?