His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
I’m bald. I have a dog.
Silly 🐻
📍Palm Springs, CA
Silly 🐻
📍Palm Springs, CA
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His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I want cookies.
HELLO HI HELLO are you in my neck of the woods?
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
HELLO HI HELLO are you in my neck of the woods?
May she never be identified.
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
May she never be identified.
New Zealand’s coastline is absolutely stunning. I wish I’d gotten to the South Island!
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
New Zealand’s coastline is absolutely stunning. I wish I’d gotten to the South Island!
Every time I get new glasses, they make me feel really tall for a few days lol
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Every time I get new glasses, they make me feel really tall for a few days lol
He’s such a beautiful baby ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
He’s such a beautiful baby ❤️
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
ABRIDGED CONVERSATION
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it .
ALT: a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ABRIDGED CONVERSATION
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
I fucking hate people.
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I fucking hate people.
I suggest Melbourne or Sydney.
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I suggest Melbourne or Sydney.
I’m in the waiting room at my PT appointment, and I haven’t had any coffee HALP
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I’m in the waiting room at my PT appointment, and I haven’t had any coffee HALP
This is awesome! I hope it continues. Long COVID is awful.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
This is awesome! I hope it continues. Long COVID is awful.
Maybe a li’l photo shoot together 😈
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Maybe a li’l photo shoot together 😈
I wanna see more of that mushroom head print…
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I wanna see more of that mushroom head print…
I dunno, maybe if they ever did something
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I dunno, maybe if they ever did something
Reposted by His Royal Tragesty
This hurts so much.
Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...
people.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
This hurts so much.
Math is hard.
(Not my proudest moment)
(Not my proudest moment)
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Math is hard.
(Not my proudest moment)
(Not my proudest moment)
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE 7’4”?! 😘
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE 7’4”?! 😘
Happy birthday, handsome!
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Happy birthday, handsome!
We made it to the cottage.
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
We made it to the cottage.