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rat dad
@splinterhamato.bsky.social
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hey im rat dad I love cosplay & animating/editing but I mostly tweet anime bullshit. I made that one asuka amv. Leftist.
Largely transformers & ffxiv. Also jayvik
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A series of alert bubbles in the sims 4 of s brunette woman sim yelling “I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!!!”, “THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!!!”, “THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!!!”, and “HELP!! I CAN’T HANDLE-“ which is cut off by the bottom of the screen. We can assume it goes on forever A photograph of a huge blue screen with a picture of rfk jr on it and the words “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT” in huge letters A screenshot of a YouTube video with 176 views and two likes, which shows a very muscle-y man sitting in a white plastic chair in the middle of a sandy beach, entitled “tolerance training for eternity in hell” a picture of a person completely ensconced in moss sitting on a seat on a subway, captioned with impact font text reading “DO NOT TRY TO KNOW OR INTERPRET ME IN ANY WAY”
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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hands u a bouquet
A bouquet of beautiful baby rats. Put them in a vase on your kitchen table
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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YEAHHHH BOYYYYYYY
Screenshot of the item description for the infamous ishgardian salt rock. It has a little picture of a pale pink rock in the upper left, and it entitled “Grade 4 Skybuilders’ Rock Salt”. The description reads: “But Mother, can we not break the salt rock into smaller chunks to save us all from having to lick the same piece? It seems awfully unhygienic.” “No my sweet prince, that would not be proper. Now lick the rock and put it back on the table.” —Typical Ishgardian mealtime conversation
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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when the lads say the theme for Friendsgiving is “food from your fandom” so you-
A photo of me and three of my dear friends sitting at a dinner table with plates full of a variety of foods, semi-indistinguishable at this distance. We’re in a room with very bright red-orange walls. The tablecloth is white and has a runner on it with tasteful faded blue-grey pumpkins. Left to right, there’s Corrine, my non-biological identical twin, wearing her customary goth fair and glasses and leaning over smiling. Next is her fiancée Skylar, who has short purple hair sweeping over her forehead, and is seated wearing a lovely dark floral dress. Next is me, cheesin with my big dorky glasses on and one of my button up shirts that’s neon green and orange flowers. And then there’s Shannon, who is blonde and wearing a Legolas themed olive green sweater, currently leaning one elbow on the table and resting their chin on their palm with a serene smile. Most important of all is the centerpiece: an extremely big, extremely heavy hunk of communal rock salt, just like every traditional ishgardian family meal. I carried this rock half a mile today for this joke. I cannot emphasize enough how heavy it is. And also it kinda melts when you hold it
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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THANK YOUUUU he’s my sweetie pookie baby
Drawing I did of my wol, quin’a (green haired asparagus-tailed miqo), sitting cross legged in maroon thigh highs but no boots and his usual hot pink long coat with the tails spread out. He’s holding his aquamarine chunky carbunky, Squeaker, in his lap in an awkward human sitting position, which Squeaker does not seem very thrilled about. Quin’a, however, is having a great time
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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IT’S MY GIRLFAIL BOYDAUGHTER’S 4TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUIN’A!!!!!!!!! Four years in eorzea… I cherish this game and this community so much ;w;
A screenshot of my warrior of light, Quin’a, doing the heart hands emote at the viewer. He’s a moon cat miqo with lime green hair and a cute soft face. He’s wearing a long hot pink jacket with gold and light pink details. He also has light pink glasses because he is nearsighted and only has one functional eye. He is not very capable but he is full of love A screenshot of one of my tweets from an old Twitter on November 21st, 2021, in which I posted a picture of the final fantasy XIV “start you free trial” splash page, with my caption “let’s fucking go”. I got seven likes, apparently
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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terrible news everyone. it might be time to admit to myself that i genuinely DO want this stupid figure
A photo of a truly ludicrous 3rd party transformers figure called "Star Queen" manufactured by Collection Space. It's G1 Starscream but if he slayed: a white blue and red humanoid robot with a bright yellow cockpit in the middle of the chest and huge white fighter jet wings upside down from his back. The shape of the figure is almost humorously hourglass shaped and has big round shiny red tiddies. Also the face makes me laugh cuz it's just like. An anime woman smirking with red lipstick. This is me irl btw The same unnecessarily cunty Starscream figure, now with his wing backpack on the ground in front of him, leaning over on top of it in a pinup girl pose that makes him stick out his ass and spread his legs. Pussy boots diva slay
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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She’s Fine :^)
Screenshot of one of my favorite moments from the original final fantasy vii. Sephiroth stands atop a giant cable or tube of some kind leading to the massive specimen vat where the corpse of jenova hangs in suspension. Seph’s arms are arms outstretched as she looks down at the viewer, saying “Ha, ha, ha… my sadness? What do I have to be sad about?” The brilliance of the medium is that it is impossible to know her tone or expression.
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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for pointing out that this book, where the entire plot hinges on this guy crippling another guy because he’s terrified of the severity of his own obsession with the guy and he doesn’t understand why… is gay
Cover of the book “a separate peace” by John Knowles, featuring one of the main characters standing in front of the tree from which he pushes the other boy he’s Completely Obsessed With. It’s kind of a beat up paperback copy
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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another kid left behind this scrap of paper on a table. Don’t know who or why. Normal
Small scrap of paper that just says “I will kill.” in red colored pencil in a child’s handwriting. Just another day at work
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Oh I have the 2025 bring arts sephy!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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here
Cool samurai Optimus prime who turns into an ox cart
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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guess they haven’t heard about the ox cart
Photo of a soon-to-be-released transformers toy on a black background. It’s Optimus prime, but he’s a red ox pulling a grey, blue, and red Japanese style ox cart with the autobot logo on it. Yes, this whole thing transforms into Optimus prime. It’s the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Sickos dot png
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Photograph of a truly bizarre gray worm looking thing with thin white stripes facing directly towards the camera, resting on a coil of its own body. It has small sharp teeth and apparently no eyes. The caption reads: “Featured Creature; I’m Smiling Because I Eat Skin”. This is how I feel about Alphinaud Leveilleur.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Ah yes. Sephiroth’s Famous Quote
Bizarre auto-suggested google search that showed up when I was grabbing a link to my own master’s thesis. It says: “people also ask: What was Sephiroth’s famous quote?” And then if you open the dropdown menu the answer is “Just destroy everything. Die laughing. All you know could be an illusion.” with the cited source being the dissidia dream characters wiki. I don’t think she said this. The Joker’s Trick….
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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queen shit
Zenos asking your character “if my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome?” with her usual dead-eyed empty expression. She has long yellow blond hair and blue eyes (and one white pearly eye in the middle of her forehead) and beautiful dark lashes and a big gorgeous nose.
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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can’t stop thinking about how the tv screen in the background of this animal crossing cozy ambience stream has Zenos yae Galvus on it
An animal crossing scene with the caption “Miki horizons” in the corner. There’s a cute brown bear girl villager sitting on a couch reading a book in a cute cozy snowy mountain cottage themed room. There’s a television above her mantle with an image of what appears to be Zenos yae Galvus talking into a microphone. Close up of animal crossing television with Zenos yae Galvus talking into a red microphone. It’s snowing in the scene because she is obviously in garlemald
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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me & my wife
A photo of me & my wife standing in front of a concrete wall in the outdoor courtyard at nekocon. I’m dressed as Sephiroth and Rachel is Genesis. We each have our weight rested on one hip, leaning a little towards each other. I’m holding masamune. One of my tiddies is on the verge of escape, but sephiroth would never let that stop her. Fluffy took this pic!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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An ominous sign surrounded by foliage, with a drawing of two pumpkins on it and the extremely nonspecific but pointed demand “Join Us!” written underneath
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i threw together an application real fast but idk if they will accept me because i didn't include a writing portfolio.... since my ao3 is... uh...
John Mulaney saying "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly".
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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this was the way i talked about him in ARR. beware the pipeline
A small fraction of my alphinaud & Alisaie collection. One side of my ita bag. This does not include my figures, plushies, standees, posters, or two smaller ita bags that hang off of the side of this one. Also this pic was taken over a year ago and I’ve gotten much more stuff since then. The other side of my main alphinaud and Alisaie ita bag. It’s just a small fraction of my collection. I could take updated pics but i would have to get the bag out of my car in the garage (it’s still in there post-gateway) and i do not want to move. Anyway it’s a picture of a white bag with a fuck ton of alphinaud and Alisaie keychains and buttons and enamel pins on it
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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THANK YOU
Zack giving a thumbs up in the foreground as sephiroth and cloud kiss behind him
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I will apply by just sending them my thesis and this minute and a half long video of me eating a chewy bar without speaking
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Tada!!
Emmanellain sitting fruitily in Sicard’s lap, surrounded by other FFXIV players swapping stickers with each other Emmanellain and sicard leaning against each other next to a table in the same convention center board meeting room full of sticker exchangers. They both have one hand on their hip and the other on their mans. They are gay
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM