Emma 🌵🌞🏴☠️
@spicycanuck.bsky.social
40 in human years. Aka Smokehead, Wrestler Stede, and Theo’s mom. My entire personality revolves around liking Our Flag Means Death
When you ask your husband to handle the elf on the shelf tonight and then smell something burning
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When you ask your husband to handle the elf on the shelf tonight and then smell something burning
Ed actually wrote this for Stede
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ed actually wrote this for Stede
I am no better than a man
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am no better than a man
No Spotify wrapped for me
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No Spotify wrapped for me
My (old and rotund) dog, Peep, came back from the groomers the other day with this very handsome tie!
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My (old and rotund) dog, Peep, came back from the groomers the other day with this very handsome tie!
Hello my darlings ❤️ We are fully into the holiday season now. How are you doing? What’s been on your mind? Is there anything we can help with? Is there anything that’s brought you joy?
Remember you are not alone. You have us, and we’re crew for life. Love you 🫂
#TITT #AsACrew
Remember you are not alone. You have us, and we’re crew for life. Love you 🫂
#TITT #AsACrew
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is actually close to what it was when I was little!
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is actually close to what it was when I was little!
It’s giving Alt Snow White
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s giving Alt Snow White
Almost at year 10 and right on schedule. Everything is going according to plan mwuahahahaha
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Almost at year 10 and right on schedule. Everything is going according to plan mwuahahahaha
I just think Edward Teach in these jeans
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just think Edward Teach in these jeans
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
Saw this at a peddlers mall recently and cackled with joy
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Saw this at a peddlers mall recently and cackled with joy
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Impostor syndrome all day err day
Impostor syndrome all day err day
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Impostor syndrome all day err day
Impostor syndrome all day err day
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Our family pics came back 😍😭
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Our family pics came back 😍😭
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
*DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE
Someone posted last night that Not Like Us was playing at the Mamdani campaign rally, and this reply took me all the way out
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Someone posted last night that Not Like Us was playing at the Mamdani campaign rally, and this reply took me all the way out
I made a new mom bestie a few weeks ago and tonight she asked me what I like to read. I was honest and said it’s mostly OFMD fanfiction lol. She asked what OFMD is and this was my reply
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I made a new mom bestie a few weeks ago and tonight she asked me what I like to read. I was honest and said it’s mostly OFMD fanfiction lol. She asked what OFMD is and this was my reply
Once again my targeted ads are a little TOO niche
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Once again my targeted ads are a little TOO niche
My personal top DILFs of the year (who are actual fathers) tied for the number 1 spot:
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My personal top DILFs of the year (who are actual fathers) tied for the number 1 spot:
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge