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oh and I suppose you know a BETTER way to take a dump
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
oh and I suppose you know a BETTER way to take a dump
I mean he's asking nicely, I don't see why they can't oblige him
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I mean he's asking nicely, I don't see why they can't oblige him
Nah this ain't it. They don't owe "fans" anything more. It's not like a band refusing to do an encore, every game a team plays someone takes the hit that's going to have them in memory care a year earlier or walking with a cane at 40. If players are too smart to do that for free now, GOOD.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nah this ain't it. They don't owe "fans" anything more. It's not like a band refusing to do an encore, every game a team plays someone takes the hit that's going to have them in memory care a year earlier or walking with a cane at 40. If players are too smart to do that for free now, GOOD.
A much more effective way of sticking it to The Man is using the staffed lanes and staring down the floor manager to open another one. Walmart DGAF about petty theft but it fucking HATES that it still needs its workers.
(Plus you can still shoplift! These things are not mutually exclusive!)
(Plus you can still shoplift! These things are not mutually exclusive!)
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A much more effective way of sticking it to The Man is using the staffed lanes and staring down the floor manager to open another one. Walmart DGAF about petty theft but it fucking HATES that it still needs its workers.
(Plus you can still shoplift! These things are not mutually exclusive!)
(Plus you can still shoplift! These things are not mutually exclusive!)
a singularity is forming in the quirk-time continuum
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
a singularity is forming in the quirk-time continuum
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
They're pissy about it because the median such person would have been SO much happier if Biden had said the opposite. "I'll tell you what, kiddo, boys are boys and girls are girls and it doesn't change, Jack!"
Infinitely more exciting and satisfying and validating… for that person.
Infinitely more exciting and satisfying and validating… for that person.
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They're pissy about it because the median such person would have been SO much happier if Biden had said the opposite. "I'll tell you what, kiddo, boys are boys and girls are girls and it doesn't change, Jack!"
Infinitely more exciting and satisfying and validating… for that person.
Infinitely more exciting and satisfying and validating… for that person.
[writes banger]
heh
[hits "post"]
nice
[thinks]
fuck it
[hits "print"]
[grabs staple gun]
heh
[hits "post"]
nice
[thinks]
fuck it
[hits "print"]
[grabs staple gun]
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[writes banger]
heh
[hits "post"]
nice
[thinks]
fuck it
[hits "print"]
[grabs staple gun]
heh
[hits "post"]
nice
[thinks]
fuck it
[hits "print"]
[grabs staple gun]
> RLBF have RBF, not they fault
Wow, maybe my RBF isn't my fault either! Maybe I can forgive myself and stop blaming myself for how other people choose to interpr—
[checks emotional thermostat: "bitchy"]
oh okay nvm
Wow, maybe my RBF isn't my fault either! Maybe I can forgive myself and stop blaming myself for how other people choose to interpr—
[checks emotional thermostat: "bitchy"]
oh okay nvm
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
> RLBF have RBF, not they fault
Wow, maybe my RBF isn't my fault either! Maybe I can forgive myself and stop blaming myself for how other people choose to interpr—
[checks emotional thermostat: "bitchy"]
oh okay nvm
Wow, maybe my RBF isn't my fault either! Maybe I can forgive myself and stop blaming myself for how other people choose to interpr—
[checks emotional thermostat: "bitchy"]
oh okay nvm
> pretty nice and mostly normal guy outside of that
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was dinner?"
nah j/k every teenager who doesn't actually commit cannibalism is entitled to the occasional hot take
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was dinner?"
nah j/k every teenager who doesn't actually commit cannibalism is entitled to the occasional hot take
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
> pretty nice and mostly normal guy outside of that
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was dinner?"
nah j/k every teenager who doesn't actually commit cannibalism is entitled to the occasional hot take
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was dinner?"
nah j/k every teenager who doesn't actually commit cannibalism is entitled to the occasional hot take
oh sure and yet when I wear my belt up around my boobs people call me a disgusting hunched-over old man
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
oh sure and yet when I wear my belt up around my boobs people call me a disgusting hunched-over old man
you mean his cavalry steed?
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
you mean his cavalry steed?
Trump first-term DOJ (top) vs. second-term (bottom)
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump first-term DOJ (top) vs. second-term (bottom)
true patriot love in all thy loins command eh buddy?
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
true patriot love in all thy loins command eh buddy?
The way he eats as he goes in these videos is both insanely slutty and objectively the correct course of action.
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The way he eats as he goes in these videos is both insanely slutty and objectively the correct course of action.
Hot take: I don't think the median straight male Trumper wants to fuck her. I'm not impugning their sexual orientation. I just think their devotion to Trump is more central to their libidinal impulses.
Not that they want to fuck him, but they want to give him veto power over who they want to fuck.
Not that they want to fuck him, but they want to give him veto power over who they want to fuck.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hot take: I don't think the median straight male Trumper wants to fuck her. I'm not impugning their sexual orientation. I just think their devotion to Trump is more central to their libidinal impulses.
Not that they want to fuck him, but they want to give him veto power over who they want to fuck.
Not that they want to fuck him, but they want to give him veto power over who they want to fuck.
I like thinking that every blogger I read has a wall safe with a dozen passports, stacks of currency from various different countries, burner phones, and a mysterious hypodermic injector.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I like thinking that every blogger I read has a wall safe with a dozen passports, stacks of currency from various different countries, burner phones, and a mysterious hypodermic injector.
Nice, I just made fourteen cents on a $10K Polymarket wager!
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nice, I just made fourteen cents on a $10K Polymarket wager!
I mean a lot of the "fentanyl" reactions are real, they're just psychosomatic instead of drug-based.
I'm not saying anyone should suffer dysphoria but I will be slightly amused if a cop somewhere touches a tube of hormone cream and starts having tender nipples or something.
I'm not saying anyone should suffer dysphoria but I will be slightly amused if a cop somewhere touches a tube of hormone cream and starts having tender nipples or something.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I mean a lot of the "fentanyl" reactions are real, they're just psychosomatic instead of drug-based.
I'm not saying anyone should suffer dysphoria but I will be slightly amused if a cop somewhere touches a tube of hormone cream and starts having tender nipples or something.
I'm not saying anyone should suffer dysphoria but I will be slightly amused if a cop somewhere touches a tube of hormone cream and starts having tender nipples or something.
The police aren't trained for that! Cops are notoriously bad with drug math, they're going to be giving some poor kid 50 KILOgrams of Estradiol!
It makes a mockery of our beautiful and totally real system where anyone can force-transition anyone else.
It makes a mockery of our beautiful and totally real system where anyone can force-transition anyone else.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The police aren't trained for that! Cops are notoriously bad with drug math, they're going to be giving some poor kid 50 KILOgrams of Estradiol!
It makes a mockery of our beautiful and totally real system where anyone can force-transition anyone else.
It makes a mockery of our beautiful and totally real system where anyone can force-transition anyone else.
you don't have to have any particular opinion of her looks to think that old ladies were not, in fact, pulling her aside to tell her how pretty she is
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you don't have to have any particular opinion of her looks to think that old ladies were not, in fact, pulling her aside to tell her how pretty she is
I don't hate Biden nearly enough to compare Trump to him.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't hate Biden nearly enough to compare Trump to him.
Supposedly Trump's bored with the Patel act anyway, so firing him for saying that of all things would be genuinely funny.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Supposedly Trump's bored with the Patel act anyway, so firing him for saying that of all things would be genuinely funny.
I don't have a TON of money, but I would write a check to the US Treasury for $10,000 for the privilege of striking off one single solitary letter from any of the DONALD J TRUMPs he's installing on buildings. I'll bring my own sledgehammer.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don't have a TON of money, but I would write a check to the US Treasury for $10,000 for the privilege of striking off one single solitary letter from any of the DONALD J TRUMPs he's installing on buildings. I'll bring my own sledgehammer.