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Trump first-term DOJ (top) vs. second-term (bottom)
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump first-term DOJ (top) vs. second-term (bottom)
There's just the one monster? So there was no way to get Doug Jones in this one? …I see. Well, okay then.
[slouches away]
[slouches away]
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's just the one monster? So there was no way to get Doug Jones in this one? …I see. Well, okay then.
[slouches away]
[slouches away]
I merely follow in the footsteps of Gygax.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I merely follow in the footsteps of Gygax.
that third picture
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that third picture
Bottom line, Supes has some weird hangups about marriage and it's probably best if we just avoid the subject altogether. Ask Jimmy Olsen if you don't believe me.
![Cover from the December 1966 issue of "Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen" titled "The Bride of Jungle Jimmy." Olsen is wearing a yellow loincloth and is putting a ring on the finger of a gorilla, who is wearing a wedding veil.
JIMMY: SUPERMAN—this joke has gone far enough. I don't want to marry a female KING KONG!
SUPERMAN [wearing a headdress and stirring a cauldron]: Sorry, Jimmy, but as local witch doctor, I now pronounce you MAN and WIFE!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfu3g33r6zyy334dm2w5naio/bafkreihb5jhgvghnpnojgvp3kytioyiykqarwsvkj6nvbezjbuhmwci6z4@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Bottom line, Supes has some weird hangups about marriage and it's probably best if we just avoid the subject altogether. Ask Jimmy Olsen if you don't believe me.
…the fuck did you just say to me?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
…the fuck did you just say to me?!
OK serious question, is he mocking Trump's famous "double hand-job dance," or do all the world's shittiest heads of state just do this naturally?
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
OK serious question, is he mocking Trump's famous "double hand-job dance," or do all the world's shittiest heads of state just do this naturally?
i TOLD the Masters campaign they should have gone with the other meme ad
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i TOLD the Masters campaign they should have gone with the other meme ad
You really think you're rising above all this shit, huh? Only the first or second Boomer dude to fuck her as a teenager and plus it was all nice and legal so hey, ol' Keith's got nothing to worry about, right?
Man, I know it's been said to and about you before, but fucking yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Man, I know it's been said to and about you before, but fucking yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You really think you're rising above all this shit, huh? Only the first or second Boomer dude to fuck her as a teenager and plus it was all nice and legal so hey, ol' Keith's got nothing to worry about, right?
Man, I know it's been said to and about you before, but fucking yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Man, I know it's been said to and about you before, but fucking yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
See when YOU, a naïve dummy, hear "Situation Room" you probably think of something like this.
But mostly presidents just use it to try to keep a lid on stories about them hanging out on a private island with naked sex-trafficked teenagers, as the Founders intended.
But mostly presidents just use it to try to keep a lid on stories about them hanging out on a private island with naked sex-trafficked teenagers, as the Founders intended.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
See when YOU, a naïve dummy, hear "Situation Room" you probably think of something like this.
But mostly presidents just use it to try to keep a lid on stories about them hanging out on a private island with naked sex-trafficked teenagers, as the Founders intended.
But mostly presidents just use it to try to keep a lid on stories about them hanging out on a private island with naked sex-trafficked teenagers, as the Founders intended.
no no no, journeyman power forward Jared Jeffries
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
no no no, journeyman power forward Jared Jeffries
ah jeez now you've got me doing it
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ah jeez now you've got me doing it
Paris, the only sane person in the Stars Hollow universe, would catch you almost immediately, then leave you to it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Paris, the only sane person in the Stars Hollow universe, would catch you almost immediately, then leave you to it.
Like, don't kid yourself that THIS couple hasn't thought about how to make sure their kids are preemptively silenced and/or counter-messaged, and it doesn't hinge AT ALL on the kids loving and respecting them and not having bad things to say.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Like, don't kid yourself that THIS couple hasn't thought about how to make sure their kids are preemptively silenced and/or counter-messaged, and it doesn't hinge AT ALL on the kids loving and respecting them and not having bad things to say.
ahahaha the "second kombucha meme face," we are seriously underestimating this woman's natural comic talent
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ahahaha the "second kombucha meme face," we are seriously underestimating this woman's natural comic talent
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think Charles should at least make a nod to history and have Beatrice and Eugenie ("Our much beloved nieces") spend a token fortnight in the Tower of London as his hostages/guests, lest Andrew attempt to raise an army in Calais or some shit.
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think Charles should at least make a nod to history and have Beatrice and Eugenie ("Our much beloved nieces") spend a token fortnight in the Tower of London as his hostages/guests, lest Andrew attempt to raise an army in Calais or some shit.
*sigh* goddammit Emily, why are you even voting in-person, you very canonically live in Paris
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
*sigh* goddammit Emily, why are you even voting in-person, you very canonically live in Paris
Haha, yeah! I was just going to say! So… uh… so gross.
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Haha, yeah! I was just going to say! So… uh… so gross.
You don't seriously think Hank Azaria's still alive, do you? Dude was replaced by a reverse vampire back in Season 12.
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You don't seriously think Hank Azaria's still alive, do you? Dude was replaced by a reverse vampire back in Season 12.
Haha, "holds steady." Simpsons already did this bit.
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Haha, "holds steady." Simpsons already did this bit.