Ham Mage
@sphenewife.bsky.social
- i'm Ham :) some say Hamham
-- she/it
--- 25+, no minors
---- mostly here for my OCs
----- https://archiveofourown.org/users/HamiraPingpong/works
------ icon by @zidanetribal.bsky.social, header by @illusbal.bsky.social
-- she/it
--- 25+, no minors
---- mostly here for my OCs
----- https://archiveofourown.org/users/HamiraPingpong/works
------ icon by @zidanetribal.bsky.social, header by @illusbal.bsky.social
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* i write, you can find it below :)
* please don't flirt with me, but feel free to appreciate my characters
* i don't do collabs, sorgy. i do have MCDFs, though, feel free to inquire.
* look at this picture of Aoibheann and Meat Sphene :)
* i write, you can find it below :)
* please don't flirt with me, but feel free to appreciate my characters
* i don't do collabs, sorgy. i do have MCDFs, though, feel free to inquire.
* look at this picture of Aoibheann and Meat Sphene :)
so-called "best bodyguards in all of New Yafaem" love to talk big and then get real sheepish when you ask them why three of their employers got assassinated on their watch within the span of a month
i'll wait until the entire retinue's done before introducing them all but damn we're off to a strong start (top is a mashup made by a friend)
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
so-called "best bodyguards in all of New Yafaem" love to talk big and then get real sheepish when you ask them why three of their employers got assassinated on their watch within the span of a month
i'll wait until the entire retinue's done before introducing them all but damn we're off to a strong start (top is a mashup made by a friend)
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i'll wait until the entire retinue's done before introducing them all but damn we're off to a strong start (top is a mashup made by a friend)
so it's easy. real easy. braindead easy.
BUT
the offhand defaults to using the mainhand's material, which sucks bc the eccentric combo of rapier and katana looks GREAT.
BUT
the offhand defaults to using the mainhand's material, which sucks bc the eccentric combo of rapier and katana looks GREAT.
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
so it's easy. real easy. braindead easy.
BUT
the offhand defaults to using the mainhand's material, which sucks bc the eccentric combo of rapier and katana looks GREAT.
BUT
the offhand defaults to using the mainhand's material, which sucks bc the eccentric combo of rapier and katana looks GREAT.
does anyone know anything about swapping models from one class to another? and/or would be willing to do it for a handful of currency
i wonder how easy it'd be turn an RDM weapon into a VPR weapon...
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
does anyone know anything about swapping models from one class to another? and/or would be willing to do it for a handful of currency
Reposted by Ham Mage
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i wonder how easy it'd be turn an RDM weapon into a VPR weapon...
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
i wonder how easy it'd be turn an RDM weapon into a VPR weapon...
i'm thinking...
- old bitch with a lever action who refuses to say where she's from
- Fist of Rhalgr Monk whose exile was suspiciously the only one Lyse's government upheld
- Hingan street rat who got press ganged after raiding the wrong office
- Inexpicably Italian Bodyguard
- Nakhu
- old bitch with a lever action who refuses to say where she's from
- Fist of Rhalgr Monk whose exile was suspiciously the only one Lyse's government upheld
- Hingan street rat who got press ganged after raiding the wrong office
- Inexpicably Italian Bodyguard
- Nakhu
Gomi's inability to trust people is so great that, if i ever get around to making them, her actual retinue in DT postpatch and beyond will almost certainly be people who're indebted to or otherwise bound to her
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i'm thinking...
- old bitch with a lever action who refuses to say where she's from
- Fist of Rhalgr Monk whose exile was suspiciously the only one Lyse's government upheld
- Hingan street rat who got press ganged after raiding the wrong office
- Inexpicably Italian Bodyguard
- Nakhu
- old bitch with a lever action who refuses to say where she's from
- Fist of Rhalgr Monk whose exile was suspiciously the only one Lyse's government upheld
- Hingan street rat who got press ganged after raiding the wrong office
- Inexpicably Italian Bodyguard
- Nakhu
Gomi's inability to trust people is so great that, if i ever get around to making them, her actual retinue in DT postpatch and beyond will almost certainly be people who're indebted to or otherwise bound to her
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Gomi's inability to trust people is so great that, if i ever get around to making them, her actual retinue in DT postpatch and beyond will almost certainly be people who're indebted to or otherwise bound to her
Aoibheann has a really romanticized view of Doma which may come as a surprise given who her mother is but also like. even The Witch of Doma isn't gonna sit her daughter down and say shit like "you know, traditional Doman families would've left you by the road for being pale and having red eyes."
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Aoibheann has a really romanticized view of Doma which may come as a surprise given who her mother is but also like. even The Witch of Doma isn't gonna sit her daughter down and say shit like "you know, traditional Doman families would've left you by the road for being pale and having red eyes."
Aoibheann has a tomephone but she very notoriously despises using it and prefers to be contacted via Postmoogle.
(because she *works* for the Postmoogle and is one of their most decorated employees so it'll reach her faster than anything else)
(because she *works* for the Postmoogle and is one of their most decorated employees so it'll reach her faster than anything else)
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
When your wol / oc is away from their friends / family, do they stay in contact? Are they maybe difficult to reach?
When your wol / oc is away from their friends / family, do they stay in contact? Are they maybe difficult to reach?
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Aoibheann has a tomephone but she very notoriously despises using it and prefers to be contacted via Postmoogle.
(because she *works* for the Postmoogle and is one of their most decorated employees so it'll reach her faster than anything else)
(because she *works* for the Postmoogle and is one of their most decorated employees so it'll reach her faster than anything else)
i like pirates when they kinda suck or live depressing, unfulfilling lives chasing vain goals, so it won't surprise you to know that almost all of my pirate/corsair XIV OCs have passed away by the time of the big post-EW timeskip lmao
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i like pirates when they kinda suck or live depressing, unfulfilling lives chasing vain goals, so it won't surprise you to know that almost all of my pirate/corsair XIV OCs have passed away by the time of the big post-EW timeskip lmao
Reposted by Ham Mage
So... the job market has been a fucking nightmare. I can barely get an interview out here. And to make it worse, I just got let go from my job. So, if you're in the market for someone to make some gposes for you, or simply wish to support me, that'd be amazing. Thank you.
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January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
So... the job market has been a fucking nightmare. I can barely get an interview out here. And to make it worse, I just got let go from my job. So, if you're in the market for someone to make some gposes for you, or simply wish to support me, that'd be amazing. Thank you.
i didn't intend for it but after 5~ years of development, Ubi/Gomi/Lilija's respective mythical feats are pretty poetic when you consider their major flaws
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
i didn't intend for it but after 5~ years of development, Ubi/Gomi/Lilija's respective mythical feats are pretty poetic when you consider their major flaws
during the initial race to stop Queen Eternal, Gomi takes a deep breath and decides NOT to keep her magic in check, which results in displays of geomancy so potent that they briefly bring the sun back over Alexandria
and
honestly? that's probably more horrifying to them than anything else she did
and
honestly? that's probably more horrifying to them than anything else she did
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
during the initial race to stop Queen Eternal, Gomi takes a deep breath and decides NOT to keep her magic in check, which results in displays of geomancy so potent that they briefly bring the sun back over Alexandria
and
honestly? that's probably more horrifying to them than anything else she did
and
honestly? that's probably more horrifying to them than anything else she did
people mistake Aoibheann's gentleness for pacifism so they're shocked when, upon being informed by phone of what happened in DT postpatch, she says "why didn't you just kill him?"
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
people mistake Aoibheann's gentleness for pacifism so they're shocked when, upon being informed by phone of what happened in DT postpatch, she says "why didn't you just kill him?"
i don't give a fuck HOW many years go by, it'll never stop being funny dumping Not Tomorrow on people
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i don't give a fuck HOW many years go by, it'll never stop being funny dumping Not Tomorrow on people
yeah man i don't have any common themes, what are you on ab-
*looks over my shoulder and realizes all of my main characters are people who were told "well that's just the way it is" and then had existential meltdowns over The Way Things Just Are*
hmm
*looks over my shoulder and realizes all of my main characters are people who were told "well that's just the way it is" and then had existential meltdowns over The Way Things Just Are*
hmm
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
yeah man i don't have any common themes, what are you on ab-
*looks over my shoulder and realizes all of my main characters are people who were told "well that's just the way it is" and then had existential meltdowns over The Way Things Just Are*
hmm
*looks over my shoulder and realizes all of my main characters are people who were told "well that's just the way it is" and then had existential meltdowns over The Way Things Just Are*
hmm
everyone loves Gomi Fashonti :) she's old!
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
everyone loves Gomi Fashonti :) she's old!
i have faith that people will cease to be annoying about Lamaty'i eventually, it'll just take... a while
the one upside to the big huge playerbase boom during covid was that it drowned out a lot of "wah wah miniflia/lyse is SO ANNOYING" rhetoric even in more casual-going spheres
the one upside to the big huge playerbase boom during covid was that it drowned out a lot of "wah wah miniflia/lyse is SO ANNOYING" rhetoric even in more casual-going spheres
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
i have faith that people will cease to be annoying about Lamaty'i eventually, it'll just take... a while
the one upside to the big huge playerbase boom during covid was that it drowned out a lot of "wah wah miniflia/lyse is SO ANNOYING" rhetoric even in more casual-going spheres
the one upside to the big huge playerbase boom during covid was that it drowned out a lot of "wah wah miniflia/lyse is SO ANNOYING" rhetoric even in more casual-going spheres
Reposted by Ham Mage
I'm starting to get so sick of this feature
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm starting to get so sick of this feature
in days gone by i had Ubi awaken as the first Blasphemy at Ghimlyt (which in Hamverse is MUCH more destructive and protracted an engagement, bordering on a full war of itself) and assume the visage of the Coerthan deity of gluttony, Caoránach
but i decided it'd be more thematically fitting if the-
but i decided it'd be more thematically fitting if the-
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
in days gone by i had Ubi awaken as the first Blasphemy at Ghimlyt (which in Hamverse is MUCH more destructive and protracted an engagement, bordering on a full war of itself) and assume the visage of the Coerthan deity of gluttony, Caoránach
but i decided it'd be more thematically fitting if the-
but i decided it'd be more thematically fitting if the-
when i was in the Dragon Ball mines, my OCs started off with very low power scales but gradually grew as they found things to protect and reasons to fight, and the most important takeaway i got from that was that people who jerk themselves off for being "low powered" are *insufferable*, fuck
January 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
when i was in the Dragon Ball mines, my OCs started off with very low power scales but gradually grew as they found things to protect and reasons to fight, and the most important takeaway i got from that was that people who jerk themselves off for being "low powered" are *insufferable*, fuck
since Blasphemies seem to metamorph into creatures/deities the victim is aware of, imagine a bunch of scientists post-EW raising someone in total cultural isolation and submission to a god they made up as a way to make a superweapon when they distort- become a Blasphemy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
since Blasphemies seem to metamorph into creatures/deities the victim is aware of, imagine a bunch of scientists post-EW raising someone in total cultural isolation and submission to a god they made up as a way to make a superweapon when they distort- become a Blasphemy.
*Crimson Sunrise starts playing even though i'm from Coerthas* hey guys
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
*Crimson Sunrise starts playing even though i'm from Coerthas* hey guys