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Pictohamcer Main

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 22m

passes by on my bike and speeds up so i splash a puddle onto her

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 2h

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 2h

it's just. y'know, she's deeply insecure, divorced, neurotic about her aging, filled with self-loathing over Selling Out, and perpetually alone.

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 2h

the world's richest woman is also one of the most sociopoltically powerful people on earth, is also an archmage who fed on Nophica's essence directly after MOTR, and has at her beck and call about 300 separate individuals she can unleash to do whatever she needs.

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 2h

oh my god this is SO cutieful

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 2h

Gomi gets poked fun at by people who Know her but to people she actually holds power over (99% of the planet Hydaelyn) she's absolutely terrifying

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 3h

nodnod

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 4h

i don't speak eyeball... what does this mean

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 4h

i wanna make one with few ties to the actual Hamverse so i can brainstorm with my chums without needing to do accommodations

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 4h

i do have plans for Gomi and her yet-to-be-named pet fuckmaid that she's gonna break in but ALSO i kinda wanna make a New Main Character even if i'm not advancing the Hamverse timeline much

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 5h

the Sphenewife nation grows

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 5h

it's funny to imagine her saying it to a trans wol like honey "i was pretending to be a woman" is what half of my friends say when they're depressed let's get you some soup

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 6h

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🍭 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 8h

he's just so funny to look at when he's in a crowd of people Zenos Why Are You Viceroying, The Lakers Need You

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

people who only played one role/job were a blessing in disguise because they'd usually pass all the shit i want even if i'm off-role but now...

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

i might prefarm some gear when i subscribe bc i can see dungeons/araids becoming a nightmare now that everyone can benefit from every chest opening

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

i believe it, if only because the problem of any longrunning franchise is that eventually you start to get writers who're "fans [franchise]" first and everything else second

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

scribbling this down expeditiously

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

i hear there's a body for chubby girls these days (Citrus, i think?) so Gomi WILL be dressed appropriately

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

emphatically

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

even years later i still get kudos on Not Tomorrow and the evil half of me loves knowing someone stepped on that landmine

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 8h

yugiwi :3

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 9h

OUGH ;W;

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 9h

crafters getting the best and most versatile boots in the game felt like a cosmic prank until now

Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · 10h

2000 or lower was always my nemesis because i'm the yapper even in academia.