The Bluesky particles are really off the charts here

I don't think the groypers spend much time with their families. It's probably some kid doing tweets on the WH account while eating pizza alone and watching WWII documentaries.

I used to think "how the hell did Russell Brand wind up married to this woman?" but recently I'm like "Oh yeah that makes sense"

Well they say it happened outside of the White House and in the strictest technical sense it did

Who is that post even supposed to be for?

That time of day when @davidbcooper.bsky.social starts posting and my feed is suddenly like this

Hey! Walkin' here, I am!!

lol

Redraw the lines of what falls under acceptable debate using Alan Dershowitz? Looks like debate over the age of consent is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

His name is Eddie Font

There's a very tiny factory reset button between the fourth and fifth toe of your left foot. You're going to want a very narrow wire like a paperclip, and also make sure you're in a private setting because it can be kind of distressing to others if you do this in, like, a shopping mall.

The idea that white people don't commit crime because they eliminated the "crime genes" is the most cartoonishly racist thing I've heard since the last time Elon said something

rip