Sperkplerg
@sperkplerg.bsky.social
Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
My Friday. It’s a good thing.
I’m all fucked up.
I’m all fucked up.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
My Friday. It’s a good thing.
I’m all fucked up.
I’m all fucked up.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Me gusto Don Martin.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Me gusto Don Martin.
Haa. The Dollop, E714, 10:50:
Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?”
Cracking up.
Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?”
Cracking up.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Haa. The Dollop, E714, 10:50:
Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?”
Cracking up.
Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?”
Cracking up.
Updated pocket inventory. 7 pounds. Add work keys and phone, 10.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Updated pocket inventory. 7 pounds. Add work keys and phone, 10.
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
Retail indicators.
I am a damned walking biohazard.
I am a damned walking biohazard.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Retail indicators.
I am a damned walking biohazard.
I am a damned walking biohazard.
Don’t bork, don’t bork, don’t bork…
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Don’t bork, don’t bork, don’t bork…
Gonna make these ground beef hands do another week.
I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Gonna make these ground beef hands do another week.
I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
That’s some high-quality corrugated paper cut action.
Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
That’s some high-quality corrugated paper cut action.
Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
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Excellent piece.
Oaths Of Office, And How Everyone Not Moving To Impeach Trump Is Violating Their Own
Until very recently the only member of Congress excused from not having moved to impeach Trump was Rep. Grijalva, because until someone swore her in there was nothing she could officially do. But f…
www.techdirt.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Excellent piece.
Heh. Pocket inventory. Can’t find my leatherman.
Desperately need my leatherman.
The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…
UTILITY!
Want a mandarin orange slice?
Desperately need my leatherman.
The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…
UTILITY!
Want a mandarin orange slice?
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Heh. Pocket inventory. Can’t find my leatherman.
Desperately need my leatherman.
The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…
UTILITY!
Want a mandarin orange slice?
Desperately need my leatherman.
The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…
UTILITY!
Want a mandarin orange slice?
Need some work done on my back, went to see the doctor.
"Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's."
*blink*
"You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?"
"Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."
"Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's."
*blink*
"You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?"
"Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Need some work done on my back, went to see the doctor.
"Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's."
*blink*
"You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?"
"Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."
"Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's."
*blink*
"You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?"
"Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
The Onion may be our last diligent news reporting agency.
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Onion may be our last diligent news reporting agency.
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Trump got his wish to starve Americans. The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to temporarily withhold portions of SNAP payments for November. Huge thanks to the states and workers who rushed to process benefits before the ruling came down, not all heroes wear capes!
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trump got his wish to starve Americans. The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to temporarily withhold portions of SNAP payments for November. Huge thanks to the states and workers who rushed to process benefits before the ruling came down, not all heroes wear capes!
Ripped a giant "if not now, I might explode," fart in a dead corner of the shop today (seriously, I was in actual pain), only to have a colleague I really like (not romantically. she's just cool), walk right through it.
Do I explain myself or STFU?
Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal.
Jackass.
Do I explain myself or STFU?
Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal.
Jackass.
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ripped a giant "if not now, I might explode," fart in a dead corner of the shop today (seriously, I was in actual pain), only to have a colleague I really like (not romantically. she's just cool), walk right through it.
Do I explain myself or STFU?
Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal.
Jackass.
Do I explain myself or STFU?
Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal.
Jackass.
Maggie and her best pal Xantha:
“We play weird.”
“We play weird.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Maggie and her best pal Xantha:
“We play weird.”
“We play weird.”
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"This is gonna sound crazy, but this hole was here when I got here.
"No shit!
"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.
"To protect YOU
"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."
*doe eyes*
"No shit!
"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.
"To protect YOU
"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."
*doe eyes*
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"This is gonna sound crazy, but this hole was here when I got here.
"No shit!
"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.
"To protect YOU
"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."
*doe eyes*
"No shit!
"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.
"To protect YOU
"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."
*doe eyes*
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The last Randian will die of starvation at Galt's Gulch.
October 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The last Randian will die of starvation at Galt's Gulch.
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Count the bees.
Count the bees.
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Count the bees.
Count the bees.