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Dustin Miller
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Progressive, LGBTQ ally, feminist, autism dad, ADHD-er, and huge nerd (OSINT, martech, machine learning/AI, home automation, electronics). I believe abortion is healthcare, and that we have too many guns in this country.
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Around I-80/I-55 intersection in Illinois, aurora visible to 3-second night mode exposure on iPhone 15 Pro.
A night sky filled with stars and a colorful aurora glowing pink, purple, blue, and green, above the silhouettes of houses and trees.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Feeding is, naturally, where the Panican's unique morphology truly comes into play. The wide, shallow pan acts much like a traditional pelican's scoop, trapping unsuspecting fish. But then... a subtle difference.

[SFX: sizzling sound]
Tweet from 47: "The United States has a chance to do something that should have been done DECADES AGO. Don't be Weak! Don't be Stupid! Don't be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!" A pelican with a cast iron frying pan for a beak.
April 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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That's an inclusive group right there, blocking someone who explicitly gives away their whole fucking game.
Screenshot of @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social's profile showing that they've blocked @spdustin.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The smaller area, densely packed, would include over 30,000 people (square footage divided by 2.5 for a dense crowd).

The larger area could include over 75,000 people, using a more conservative measurement of 3.5 square feet per person to accommodate the unusable standing space.
An aerial view of part of Boston Plaza Square, with a highlighted area indicating the "smaller" area mentioned in the tweet that includes only the largest contiguous flat standing surface. An aerial view of part of Boston Plaza Square, with a larger highlighted area indicating the "larger" area mentioned in the tweet that includes all of the flat standing surfaces, but also includes shrubs and other features where people couldn't stand.
April 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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It was the fashion at the time.
Donald Trump, without the industrial-strength bronzer and hair product, wearing a white "TRUMP" polo shirt like that asshole who wears the band’s t-shirt to that same band’s concert, tucked into his pants that are hiked way up to just below his moobs. A large yellow onion is tied with twine and hanging from his belt at the center of his waist, because that was the fashion at the time.
April 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Xzibit meme template “yo dawg, I heard you like kids so I called the cops”
April 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A cartoon image of four chickens, wearing red baseball caps (a'la MAGA), and holding protest signs reading "CHICKENS FOR COLONEL SANDERS"
March 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Indeed.
A variation on the "Drowning High Five" meme, this four-panel comic strip depicts a humorous yet dark scenario that takes place in a vast, unbroken, and lonely expanse of water. Panel 1: The Statue of Liberty's hand, clutching her torch, is seen reaching out of the water, suggesting she is drowning and calling out for help. The hand is labeled "America" Panel 2: A hand appears from the upper-left, as if reaching to offer aid, or to rescue the drowning Lady Liberty. The hand is labeled "Chuck Schumer" Panel 3: The hand high-fives the hand of the Statue of Liberty, and her torch begins to tumble from her hand. The sky turns a pale red, and impact lines are drawn to accentuate the "SMACK" of the high-five. Panel 4: Both the high-five hand and the Statue of Liberty hand are now gone, and the torch she once held has been extinguished, and is seen to be sinking as smoke rises from its top, suggesting that "Lady Liberty" did not receive the intended help and met an unfortunate fate. While morbid, the comic employs dark humor to comment on missed opportunities for aid in dire situations. The comic is signed with "BlueSky: @spdustin.com" in the lower-right.
March 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Repost me, you cowards.
A variation on the "Drowning High Five" meme, this four-panel comic strip depicts a humorous yet dark scenario that takes place in a vast, unbroken, and lonely expanse of water. Panel 1: The Statue of Liberty's hand, clutching her torch, is seen reaching out of the water, suggesting she is drowning and calling out for help. Panel 2: A hand appears from the upper-left, as if reaching to offer aid, or to rescue the drowning Lady Liberty. Panel 3: The hand high-fives the hand of the Statue of Liberty, and her torch begins to tumble from her hand. The sky turns a pale red, and impact lines are drawn to accentuate the "SMACK" of the high-five. Panel 4: Both the high-five hand and the Statue of Liberty hand are now gone, and the torch she once held has been extinguished, and is seen to be sinking as smoke rises from its top, suggesting that "Lady Liberty" did not receive the intended help and met an unfortunate fate. While morbid, the comic employs dark humor to comment on missed opportunities for aid in dire situations. The comic is signed with "BlueSky: @spdustin.com" in the lower-right. A variation on the "Drowning High Five" meme, this four-panel comic strip depicts a humorous yet dark scenario that takes place in a vast, unbroken, and lonely expanse of water. Panel 1: The Statue of Liberty's hand, clutching her torch, is seen reaching out of the water, suggesting she is drowning and calling out for help. The hand is labeled "America" Panel 2: A hand appears from the upper-left, as if reaching to offer aid, or to rescue the drowning Lady Liberty. The hand is labeled "Chuck Schumer" Panel 3: The hand high-fives the hand of the Statue of Liberty, and her torch begins to tumble from her hand. The sky turns a pale red, and impact lines are drawn to accentuate the "SMACK" of the high-five. Panel 4: Both the high-five hand and the Statue of Liberty hand are now gone, and the torch she once held has been extinguished, and is seen to be sinking as smoke rises from its top, suggesting that "Lady Liberty" did not receive the intended help and met an unfortunate fate. While morbid, the comic employs dark humor to comment on missed opportunities for aid in dire situations. The comic is signed with "BlueSky: @spdustin.com" in the lower-right.
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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They should continue the theme inside...
a 3d-printed toilet paper holder designed in such a way that, when filled with four rolls of toilet paper, it appears to read "poop"
March 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Totally normal times over at TikTok.
A screenshot showing search results for the phrase “message to americans” with zero results and the warning: “This phrase may be associated with behavior or content that violates our guidelines. Promoting a safe and positive experience is TikTok’s top priority.”
March 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The "This Is Fine" meme, wherein a cartoon dog is sitting in a burning room casually enjoying a cup of coffee while saying, "this is fine," but instead, the dog is holding a paddle with the test "mUsK STeAls"
March 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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The "This Is Fine" meme, wherein a cartoon dog is sitting in a burning room casually enjoying a cup of coffee while saying, "this is fine," but instead, the dog is holding a paddle with the test "mUsK STeAls"
March 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Because this ain't it. This isn't how it should go down.
The "This Is Fine" meme, wherein a cartoon dog is sitting in a burning room casually enjoying a cup of coffee while saying, "this is fine," but instead, the dog is holding a paddle with the test "mUsK STeAls"
March 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Same energy, Dems.

You know the dog's body is just melting like that Nazi in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in the last panel, right?
An image of Democratic congresspeople holding paddles that read "MUSK STEALS" during Trump's 2025 Joint Session address, which is, I guess, their idea of a righteous protest of an oligarchic regime. The "This Is Fine" meme, wherein a cartoon dog is sitting in a burning room casually enjoying a cup of coffee while saying, "this is fine," but instead, the dog is holding a paddle with the test "mUsK STeAls"
March 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Reported this Apple Maps issue while getting through switchboard for my daily @5calls.org
Screenshot of a report of an Apple Maps issue. Transcript follows, where the comment is a modified version of the 1997 "Think Different" campaign from Apple: Question: What issue do you want to report about "Gulf of America"? Answer: Name is wrong Question: Name of place Answer: Gulf of Mexico Comments: The name is wrong, and you know it. Stand up for your diverse, loyal, paying customers...all of us crazy ones, misfits, rebels, troublemakers, and round pegs in square holes... the ones who see things differently. Stand up, for us, against this government. They embody the wrong kind of troublemaker. They're well beyond "not fond of rules": they simply don't care about them any longer. You actually CAN choose not to quote them. You CAN disagree with them. You can even VILIFY them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they are changing the things we hold dear... they are pushing the human race backward, and while some may see their acts as genius, we see grievance. Because the ones who believe they are powerful enough to think they can change the world by fiat, are the ones who actually do.
February 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Bye, Nazis. 46k+ tweets and something like 14 years later:
Screenshot of @spdustin's profile on twitter: "This account doesn't exist"
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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And they are just openly thanking him for doing a solid for their $300 billion company.
Screenshot Title: Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Broke 28 million users!
28,007,547 users on Bluesky 93.35850% of 30,000,000 user goal from @natalie.sh data sourced from @jaz.bsky.social's bsky stats very inspired by@theo.io's user counter
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Just to be clear, the second paragraph is a message from a company whose valuation surged to $300 billion directly appealing to Trump's vanity with a fawning display of gratitude for his Dear Leader benevolence.
Popup dialog reads: Headline: Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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File Photo: Department of Government Efficiency nominees
Lloyd and Harry from "Dumb and Dumber" An awkward-looking man-child is riding a small motorized scooter with a second awkward-looking man-child seated directly behind him, both looking joyous and carefree, as in "ignorance is bliss" carefree.
November 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,981!

I’m a certified BlueSky Elder 👴
Celebrating 10 million users; I’m number 2,981, a certified BlueSky Elder
September 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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September 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Tulsi Gabbard in the spin room reminds me of one of my proudest moments:
Before tonight’s debate, I thought I’d repost my helpful guide to pronouncing the names of some of the candidates: Buttigieg: BOOT-edge-edge Beto: BET-oh Kamala: KAH-mull-uh Julián: hoo-lee-AHN Klobuchar: KLOH-bush-are Tulsi Gabbard: RUSH-in ASS-et
September 11, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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This dude definitely conducts without any resistance.
Orchestra conductor wearing a red cape
August 1, 2023 at 9:39 PM