banner
spatulastudent101.bsky.social
@spatulastudent101.bsky.social
Curmudgeon. Satire or sarcasm? Possibly both. 🚫 DMs
Pinned
↘️↘️
The first lesson to stand against tyranny: DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!
Reposted
2028 is a much bigger year than we are currently thinking.
First of all, it is going to take generations to recover its reputation.
However, if Vance/Trump Republicans decide to steal the election and tear up the Constitution. It will be the end of the U.S. and its global
February 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Reposted
Good people, we can’t allow ourselves to grow so acclimated to the relentlessness and frequency of the viciousness we are seeing that it no longer turns our stomachs, boils our blood, and pierces our hearts...

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/refuse-to-...
Refuse to Normalize This, America.
Something often happens to people exposed to repeated trauma.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Reposted
Stunning words by Michael Dubois.
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Reposted
We get you.
We really do.
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Reposted
This mid-afternoon Alex Pretti vigil at the Portland VA was not heavily promoted. But the crowd probably stretches a quarter mile or more. Americans are galvanized and grieving.
January 27, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Reposted
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 PM
More anti Chinese propaganda on
@cbssundaymorning.bsky.social 🙄🙄🙄 Meanwhile the Chinese actually have universal healthcare, incredible infrastructure, and very little homelessness. But sure CBS, keep spreading 💩
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Reposted
These are the seven House Democrats who voted last week to approve funding for ICE and Border Patrol.

THEY NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THEIR VOTE!!! 😡😡
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Reposted
If you found me on Tiktok and are following the “email video saga” you know this has been an exhausting day and a half.

I’m likely shadow banned for a bit so I’m taking a Tiktok break.

If you want to help, don’t repost that video. Instead please repost this one, the message is far more important.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted
Update to the update to the update:

Like that it’s GONE AGAIN! Real humans at Tiktok decided I did nothing wrong, and yet it was taken down again and now I can’t even appeal it. So here it is. Reuploading on this post for convenience.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reposted
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?

Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted
I'm holding my tongue for now, but if you fuckers in the media don't stop trying to eulogize Charlie Kirk like he was Ted Kennedy or Bob Dole I am going to tell everybody what I think about that hate filled son of a........like I said I am currently holding my tongue, for now.
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted
Got to be white guy in Utah. Any PoC would have been immediately noticed.
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted
Got say the shooter was a Pro Google earth shows the shot 400+ single shot through a crowd...

Military trained sniper level shot.

Throwing that out there before they bring up some Hispanic kid as their fall guy.
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted
Let’s remember her as well!
September 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted
September 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted
COLORADO—“someone just shot up the school mom… im so scared mom.”

Text messages from a senior at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colo., the site of yet another school shooting in America. #gunsicknation www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted
The Onion really wasn't kidding when they said satire really wasn't possible anymore...
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposted
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted
“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted
What, exactly, are we celebrating this Fourth of July?

Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?

Our new concentration camps?

Our dying economy?

Our ditching due process?

Our corruption?

Our broken Congress?

Our corrupt Supreme Court?

Our ridiculous buffoon President?
July 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM