Spasmodic Colon
@spasmodicanus.bsky.social
Priest in the Holy Apostolic Church of Thembo
"Jerry liked my post" counter: 5
He/Him
"Jerry liked my post" counter: 5
He/Him
words cannot describe how happy this label makes me
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
words cannot describe how happy this label makes me
proving once again liberals don't want to make things better, they just want to go back to brunch
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
proving once again liberals don't want to make things better, they just want to go back to brunch
If isntreali's are going to smear every Palestinian as a terrorist, then they all get to be labeled as zionists. Want to prove me wrong? Go ahead and replace your government with one that will seek justice for Palestinians
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If isntreali's are going to smear every Palestinian as a terrorist, then they all get to be labeled as zionists. Want to prove me wrong? Go ahead and replace your government with one that will seek justice for Palestinians
Dropped discord based on some very negative interactions, you should too
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Dropped discord based on some very negative interactions, you should too
I'm not sure what's worse: the facsist, or the people who think we can get out of this without violence; The people who keep thinking the courts or police will put an end to this are the same one who failed to hold their reps to task and allowed all of this to happen in the first place.
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I'm not sure what's worse: the facsist, or the people who think we can get out of this without violence; The people who keep thinking the courts or police will put an end to this are the same one who failed to hold their reps to task and allowed all of this to happen in the first place.
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WE ARE NOT VOTING OUR WAY OUT
AND DEMOCRATS ARE NAZI COLLABORATORS
THEY NEED TO BE HANGED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REPUBLICANS
AND DEMOCRATS ARE NAZI COLLABORATORS
THEY NEED TO BE HANGED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REPUBLICANS
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
WE ARE NOT VOTING OUR WAY OUT
AND DEMOCRATS ARE NAZI COLLABORATORS
THEY NEED TO BE HANGED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REPUBLICANS
AND DEMOCRATS ARE NAZI COLLABORATORS
THEY NEED TO BE HANGED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REPUBLICANS
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Good news everyone! Libs have invented time travel; the money that was JUST PASSED in Jan 2026 helped out the people who's stuff was destroyed by Newsome two years ago. This makes perfect sense
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Good news everyone! Libs have invented time travel; the money that was JUST PASSED in Jan 2026 helped out the people who's stuff was destroyed by Newsome two years ago. This makes perfect sense
The ones who tell you "you have to protest peacefully or there will be consequences" are the ones who have the most to lose from non-peaceful protests
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The ones who tell you "you have to protest peacefully or there will be consequences" are the ones who have the most to lose from non-peaceful protests
Lib and reading comprehension at an all time high
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lib and reading comprehension at an all time high
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Sounds like he'll be ripe to be picked up, tried, sentenced, and taken care of
Sounds like he'll be ripe to be picked up, tried, sentenced, and taken care of
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Sounds like he'll be ripe to be picked up, tried, sentenced, and taken care of
Sounds like he'll be ripe to be picked up, tried, sentenced, and taken care of
If you're not calling out blue maga on a kammy post and then getting blocks, what are you even doing with your life?
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
If you're not calling out blue maga on a kammy post and then getting blocks, what are you even doing with your life?
How ever much you hate conservatives, you're gonna need to hate liberals twice that, because they're currently clapping and funding all of this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
How ever much you hate conservatives, you're gonna need to hate liberals twice that, because they're currently clapping and funding all of this.
Right, because a cornered dog lays down... Meanwhule bovino is lobbying chemical weapons at kids and democrats are voting to increase funding, all whip ice ramps up their violence.
Also, real brave to @ me and disable replies, you fucking cuck
Also, real brave to @ me and disable replies, you fucking cuck
I've been here 24 hours, but already with what I've seen, well, I genuinely believe we're going to win. People here are well aware that what happens here impacts the entire country, that it sets the tone for resistance. ICE is angry, ICE is terrified, of how deeply unpopular it is.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Right, because a cornered dog lays down... Meanwhule bovino is lobbying chemical weapons at kids and democrats are voting to increase funding, all whip ice ramps up their violence.
Also, real brave to @ me and disable replies, you fucking cuck
Also, real brave to @ me and disable replies, you fucking cuck
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fmxvxE/
"guys, their hands are tied, what do you expect?"
vs
"i have no idea what is going on, and I'm actively not seeking that information"
"guys, their hands are tied, what do you expect?"
vs
"i have no idea what is going on, and I'm actively not seeking that information"
An essential part of a government by and for the people is to serve in an oversight role. In order to do that, legislators should be knowledgeable on a subjects that impact their constituents. MoNC Ep...
TikTok video by Krabbah
www.tiktok.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fmxvxE/
"guys, their hands are tied, what do you expect?"
vs
"i have no idea what is going on, and I'm actively not seeking that information"
"guys, their hands are tied, what do you expect?"
vs
"i have no idea what is going on, and I'm actively not seeking that information"
With people dying in the streets, the words of Malcom X have never been more true about the White Liberal who can't bother to take action because it's too inconvenient
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
With people dying in the streets, the words of Malcom X have never been more true about the White Liberal who can't bother to take action because it's too inconvenient
Wtf was that clang? On your home field?
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Wtf was that clang? On your home field?
This is exactly what dems should do, which is how you know they won't, since they have no interest in being an opposition party.
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
This is exactly what dems should do, which is how you know they won't, since they have no interest in being an opposition party.
Police when they murder someone in cold blood: we investigated ourselves and found nothibg wrong.
Police when you decide to live in freedomland: well well, look who chose to be executed in the street today.
#acab #fuckthepolice
Police when you decide to live in freedomland: well well, look who chose to be executed in the street today.
#acab #fuckthepolice
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Police when they murder someone in cold blood: we investigated ourselves and found nothibg wrong.
Police when you decide to live in freedomland: well well, look who chose to be executed in the street today.
#acab #fuckthepolice
Police when you decide to live in freedomland: well well, look who chose to be executed in the street today.
#acab #fuckthepolice
What is the number of civilians that have to be murked before our officials will deem it enough? How much blood must be sacrificed by people just trying to live their lives before we get actual justice?
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What is the number of civilians that have to be murked before our officials will deem it enough? How much blood must be sacrificed by people just trying to live their lives before we get actual justice?
Is it time yet?
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Is it time yet?
Congratulations Ashli Babbit on the 5th anniversary of you fucking around and finding out.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Congratulations Ashli Babbit on the 5th anniversary of you fucking around and finding out.
So.... Is it time to do what needs to be done yet?
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ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with the words luigi intensifies on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So.... Is it time to do what needs to be done yet?