mark woods
@sparkymarky1973.bsky.social
Chef, writer of dark and extreme horror fiction, movie lover.
Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2.
Proud member of The 37 Club.
Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/
Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2.
Proud member of The 37 Club.
Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/
I’m just going in to do my business, then leave.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or haven’t got.
Chances are we’re never going to see each other again, so it’s no business of mine.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or haven’t got.
Chances are we’re never going to see each other again, so it’s no business of mine.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m just going in to do my business, then leave.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or haven’t got.
Chances are we’re never going to see each other again, so it’s no business of mine.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or haven’t got.
Chances are we’re never going to see each other again, so it’s no business of mine.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know, right?
I’m just sat here wondering who watches these remakes
I’m just sat here wondering who watches these remakes
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know, right?
I’m just sat here wondering who watches these remakes
I’m just sat here wondering who watches these remakes
It’s sad that we even need to say this out loud
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It’s sad that we even need to say this out loud
One of the few constants though.
Death and taxes.
Death and taxes.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One of the few constants though.
Death and taxes.
Death and taxes.
As a neurodivergent, masking is a big thing we do all the time. Dropping them is ALWAYS scary. And this whole theme - seeing what lies beneath - is such a scary concept. I love it!
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
As a neurodivergent, masking is a big thing we do all the time. Dropping them is ALWAYS scary. And this whole theme - seeing what lies beneath - is such a scary concept. I love it!
We met because of our shared love of Røry’s music, but in just a few short months we’ve bonded and become so much more. We are now all so close like family, and you know what? I didn’t even realise I was missing a group of friends like them? But my life is so much better with them in it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We met because of our shared love of Røry’s music, but in just a few short months we’ve bonded and become so much more. We are now all so close like family, and you know what? I didn’t even realise I was missing a group of friends like them? But my life is so much better with them in it.
Told ya.
I’ve seen it twice now and loved it both times
I’ve seen it twice now and loved it both times
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Told ya.
I’ve seen it twice now and loved it both times
I’ve seen it twice now and loved it both times
(2/2) Without spoiling anything, time behaves differently inside The Tape house than it does in the outside world, so you can read either one first. If you want a short taster of what to expect in my newest book, read one Halloween Night.
But be warned - once you step inside, there’s no getting out!
But be warned - once you step inside, there’s no getting out!
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
(2/2) Without spoiling anything, time behaves differently inside The Tape house than it does in the outside world, so you can read either one first. If you want a short taster of what to expect in my newest book, read one Halloween Night.
But be warned - once you step inside, there’s no getting out!
But be warned - once you step inside, there’s no getting out!