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Trista
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Wyld Stallyns of Bill and Ted
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
Happy anniversary, cow tools daily 👏👏
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 16d
my first post was a year ago today and now it is time for an
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
regarding the future of this account:

i'm gonna keep doing it
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Nov 9
In October of 1982, Gary Larson changed the world by publishing the single greatest panel in cartooning history: Cow tools.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
It's Autumn out here
Closeup of some unknown red and yellow berries on a tree, with yellow leaves
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
any questions?
edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."
October 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
Just found out about AI sewing patterns that (surprise surprise) make weird wrong surrealist garments. AI fucking up every single corner of the world
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
I am completely Tylenol-pilled
September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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velodus.bsky.social
The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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crispyhanako.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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blackazizanansi.blacksky.app
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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liapas.bsky.social
#SciArtSeptember Day 17: trawl • A detail of the abdominal vagal nerves in my #SciArt #embroidery the wandering ghost (2024). It looks a bit like a trawling net.
A close up of an embroidery focused on the abdominal vagus stitched in blue chain stitch in perlé thread on dark green cotton. There are many layers of crossing wavy lines. Spiralling around the very straight main vagus is single strand whipped back stitch in electric blue. Some roiling burgundy back stitch in burgundy perlé thread is between the blue. Sparse tiny black French knots are stitched in the gut area. The nerve endings in the diaphragm area are lengthened with one and two strand whipped back stitch.
September 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTAN REACHIN FOR A PLATE OF PICKLE'S : "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES CAN I HAVE THEM??????" - IN THIS ROASTED TERD OF A WORLD YOUR EITHER THE ONE GIVIN UP THE PICKLES OR YOUR THE ONE EATEN THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
Did everyone suffer several days of migraines this week? Cuz i know I did, and like 3 other people posted about it (4 is close to everyone)
bjcolangelo.bsky.social BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · Sep 13
They should invent a head that never has migraines.
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts.
Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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ironspike.bsky.social
Stop acting like there’s anything you can do to make sure Dad doesn’t get mad and hit you. Dad is going to hit you. You could clean your room top to bottom, get all A’s, cook him dinner and mow the lawn; if he wants to hit you, he’s going to fucking hit you.
September 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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drsamischalk.bsky.social
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽‍♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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kellylynnedang.bsky.social
if charlie kirk being shot is political violence, then so is every single Native or Black person who has ever been shot at or killed on this land
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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badideas.bsky.social
Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
I've been thinking it and now it's time to say it, Boy Kavalier is an amazing name
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
sparkletrista.bsky.social
Big cousins snap I saw on the trail
Adult snapping turtle on a concrete trail, full length, all glory Adult snapping turtle in dirt beside concrete trail, moss on its shell, hiding its head in shell
September 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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katyrex.meatjacker.social
I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
A baby snapping turtle in my hand. A baby snapping turtle craning their neck in the grass and weeds. A grumpy baby snapping turtle looking at me over the creeping charlie. 6 baby snapping turtles on a stone paver.
September 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
you mess with the cow, you get the tools
them: your tools lack sophistication and they don't even do anything. me: a picture of Danny Devito with cow horns and ears holding a hooked stick cow tools in each hand and saying "So anyway, I started prongling"
September 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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smallwildshop.bsky.social
I’m very tempted to make another blue & white batch like this.
31 handmade ceramic pendants decorated only in blues & whites & gold.
August 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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tishamark.com
Sharing for today's #BlueSkyArtShow #Skyline

Tisha Mark ©2023, Autumn's Arrival, Marshlands Series, oil on canvas, 30"x40" (Sold)

#art #painting
Original oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Autumn's Arrival" 30"x40" oil on canvas (2023), Marshlands Series. A autumn coastal marsh underneath an orange-toned sunrise sky with wispy lavender cloud formations.
August 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM