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brandon
@spannerfrog.bsky.social
⭐ 33 ⭐ he/him or xe/hir ⭐ florida (from england) ⭐

i like pokemon, cats, guinea pigs, bears, signs, maps, transformers and other adjacent robot shows, furries, etc. and i allegedly draw sometimes but we'll see lol.
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games i am going to try and get to in 2025:

✅ finish pokemon versión amarilla
✅ finish pokemon blaze black
✅ finish persona 4 golden
✅ play persona 5 royal
>play sonic x shadow generations
>play sonic origins
>see if i can beat og sonic 1
>play super mario rpg remake
>finish breath of the wild
creamie wants attention too lmao

#guineapigs
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
black cat: I'll eat anything idc. i can make a 3oz can of wet food last 3 days. i like gravy

beau: waaaah i am the most specialest boy i will only eat one expensive brand i don't like dry food you are 5 minutes late to refill my food im starving i ate 30 minutes ago i want spaghetti sauce -
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i'm here like "where can i go for my birthday next year that will cost $73" and my parents in law are like "PICTURES OF STOP 6 OF THIS CRUISE :)" and i cannot help but seethe a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
wine, new car, sex. the new car is OMINOUS because my car is perfectly functional and my wife's has volkswagen disease where all the sensors are broken so what's wrong? it's a surprise! and she doesnt even technically own it and it's almost 10 years old.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
comforble

#guineapigs
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
he also posted pictures recently of the street i used to live on in leeds lmao. won't catch me dead even mentioning the name of the town i currently live in tho, far too many assholes online wanting to dox people for practically nothing
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
follows a tumblr blog who posts photography of his own and old photography from obscure archives. posts old sainsburys things from the 70s. "i wonder if there's anything of the Doncaster sainsburys in there". 2 years later he posts pictures of doncaster sainsburys. "LOOK THAT'S MY LOCAL MALL LOL"
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
some arsehole on link trade traded me a swirlix without the evolution item???? so he got mine evolved but i didnt get his
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I’m the strongest!! Are you even listening?
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
big work mood rn
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
even better than fake credit cards: paper towel

#guineapigs
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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time flies when you're speeding, keeding
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
we used to see 2 fluffy dogs on the way to work ever day, a samoyed and a fat german shepherd mix and. we called them the Fluffy Dogs. we stopped seeing them after the clocks went forward in march so we figured we'd see them again in november after the clocks went back,
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Guess this needs to be updated
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Uni getting his massage. He looks so relaxed
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
he was MAKING his BED

#guineapigs
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
one picture by me and one by my wife. we are both at work like 20 miles away from each other. look at the timestamps lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
we just had a burmy wandering around our house......... (a bagworm). was he trying to free his bretheren (various burmy figures and plushies in jars)
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
please look at this video my 10 year old nephew made
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
are we supposed to like lysandre now coz it's not going to happen lol
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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the fit
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
we got some fake credit cards from spam mail and gave one each to chippy and cheese but they both REALLY want the disney world one

#guineapigs
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i tried to get him yawning but the screencap was too slow!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"insurance rates next year will increase by 17%" anyone want to pull a luigi for the ceo of florida blue/bcbs in general
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM