Stuart Palmer
@spalm.bsky.social
Professional engineer. Recovering academic. Working with data to improve work safety in Victoria. Opinions my own. https://stuartpalmer2.github.io/spalm/index.html
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Pile of wood Christmas thing down the street. It's all I can do to not stuff some paper and a firelighter in it and set it alight.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pile of wood Christmas thing down the street. It's all I can do to not stuff some paper and a firelighter in it and set it alight.
On ride home got talking to a guy trimming his hedge. A retired engineer from the refinery (the 1 on fire last night). Guessing his age, I would say when Shell owned it. Possibly from when I contracted there as a grad. Now he keeps his garden immaculate & makes XXXX planes. Master E scored a couple.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On ride home got talking to a guy trimming his hedge. A retired engineer from the refinery (the 1 on fire last night). Guessing his age, I would say when Shell owned it. Possibly from when I contracted there as a grad. Now he keeps his garden immaculate & makes XXXX planes. Master E scored a couple.
The 11.21 to Warrnambool delivers again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The 11.21 to Warrnambool delivers again.
I live 17+ km from the refinery as the crow flies.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I live 17+ km from the refinery as the crow flies.
Over in r/Geelong there are reports that the Viva refinery flare and fire siren is going off.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Over in r/Geelong there are reports that the Viva refinery flare and fire siren is going off.
Found the most LinkedIn post not actually on LinkedIn.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Found the most LinkedIn post not actually on LinkedIn.
"I don't really have any interests"
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"I don't really have any interests"
Cursed image seen on r/hobart.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Cursed image seen on r/hobart.
[Huge glam rock piano chords]
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Ke-Ke-
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Ke-Ke-
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[Huge glam rock piano chords]
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Ke-Ke-
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Ke-Ke-
At least the Sulphur-crested cockatoo wasn't (as far as I know) overtly a brownshirt.
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
At least the Sulphur-crested cockatoo wasn't (as far as I know) overtly a brownshirt.
New dishwasher has a transparent labyrinthian water reservoir on the side where you can check the progress of the cycle.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
New dishwasher has a transparent labyrinthian water reservoir on the side where you can check the progress of the cycle.
Like ships passing in the ... morning.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Like ships passing in the ... morning.
Won't say which r/Australian_university this comes from, but someone gets it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Won't say which r/Australian_university this comes from, but someone gets it.
My automatic Windows desktop wallpaper today is literally an unsolicited dik dik.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My automatic Windows desktop wallpaper today is literally an unsolicited dik dik.
Even Office 365 now at Adobe levels of AI desperation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Even Office 365 now at Adobe levels of AI desperation.
Google search is almost totally broken now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Google search is almost totally broken now.
Yesterday we made a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef to go with Ravioli. Today we are making a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef and a kg of lamb to go with Lasagnas. We're like Pauly and Vinnie here.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yesterday we made a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef to go with Ravioli. Today we are making a Bolognese sauce with a kg of beef and a kg of lamb to go with Lasagnas. We're like Pauly and Vinnie here.
Found out where all the old crypto ATMs ended up. Brisbane airport. Guess what? They're still a rip off.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Found out where all the old crypto ATMs ended up. Brisbane airport. Guess what? They're still a rip off.
Unsolicited email just received from ChatGPT. You can taste their desperation.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Unsolicited email just received from ChatGPT. You can taste their desperation.
AI dogshit going strong over in Zuckland.
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
AI dogshit going strong over in Zuckland.