im so glad i wasnt there. i think idve died of shame.

ℹ️ Methyl alcohol is safe and fun, and very tasty. That's why they methylate the stuff in the cleaning supply closet.

ℹ️ Misinformation is an essential doll nutrient

its one thing to learn another language for bedroom talk and naother to *not be able to use your own* lmfaooo

I am Indian and i get people insisting I'm Mexican occasionally

Once on a vacation in Malaysia my mother was talking to a waitress and asked where the waitress was from. The waitress told her she was Filipino. Mom answered "no, don't EVER call yourself Filipino! You're far too pretty to be Filipino! Tell them you're Thai or Indonesian or Vietnamese!"

That particular Domino's is watched by analysts as an indicator of likely activity by the US military, as it implies a large numbers of Pentagon personnel expecting to work late, so a huge pizza party near it could give a false signal of something big going on

Its a shitpost but its inspired by a thing that happened yesterday - the Dominos near the Pentagon had a huge spike in demand after Trump tweeted that the airspace in Venezuela is closed, despite not having given any such order and despite the means of closing Venezuelan airspace not being in place