The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
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Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)
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For the rest of your life, IF you get to vote in an election, you don’t have to listen to a thing the candidates say. All you have to do is check who is funding them. THAT is how you’ll know what they will DO once in office. The words coming out of their mouths mean absolutely nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
For the rest of your life, IF you get to vote in an election, you don’t have to listen to a thing the candidates say. All you have to do is check who is funding them. THAT is how you’ll know what they will DO once in office. The words coming out of their mouths mean absolutely nothing.
Why the fuck didn't they make Giving Tuesday a week earlier? You know, before everyone has blown all their money on crap no one needs?
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why the fuck didn't they make Giving Tuesday a week earlier? You know, before everyone has blown all their money on crap no one needs?
Karoline Leavitt wears an albacross around her neck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Karoline Leavitt wears an albacross around her neck.
If you think we're going to vote the Dems back in so they can undo all the damage and we can go back to eating brunch, you're a fucking idiot.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you think we're going to vote the Dems back in so they can undo all the damage and we can go back to eating brunch, you're a fucking idiot.
We are the primary villain in the story of human history. Washington, DC, is the center of all evil on earth.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We are the primary villain in the story of human history. Washington, DC, is the center of all evil on earth.
I'm thankful that I've seen through the filthy pack of lies I was fed as a child. What are *you* thankful for?
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm thankful that I've seen through the filthy pack of lies I was fed as a child. What are *you* thankful for?
My plan for saving the U.S. is a 3000 mile-wide Ziplock bag and the world's biggest freezer. Mexico can pay the electric bill.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My plan for saving the U.S. is a 3000 mile-wide Ziplock bag and the world's biggest freezer. Mexico can pay the electric bill.
When will we stop with this crap-ass "holiday?"
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Thanksgiving? I’m not a fan. In fact, “Gangs Thieving” is the stock phrase I use to refer to it. There are reasons for this, and having…
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November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When will we stop with this crap-ass "holiday?"
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Eat the white meat!
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Eat the white meat!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Remember when we used to look forward to being nostalgic? Those were such good times.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Remember when we used to look forward to being nostalgic? Those were such good times.
I'll give MTG a pass the day she literally chews my turds and yours.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll give MTG a pass the day she literally chews my turds and yours.
Who the fuck still drinks Starbucks?
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who the fuck still drinks Starbucks?
This sentence has only one meaning.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This sentence has only one meaning.
There isn't a Dem alive who isn't in grave danger of being primaried.
We need new leadership in the Senate. We need the Senators who actually care about us to push for a new minority leader. There will be many changing to Independent after today’s betrayal. Please do what you can to deliver that message to your colleagues. @alsobrooks.senate.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov
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November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There isn't a Dem alive who isn't in grave danger of being primaried.
It's what's for dinner.
Primary everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's what's for dinner.
But progressives are still the problem, right? 🙄 Fuck a neolib.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
But progressives are still the problem, right? 🙄 Fuck a neolib.
A concise history of professional football: Men played with their balls.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A concise history of professional football: Men played with their balls.
Suppose that, hypothetically speaking, there were 10 million able-bodied adults in the U.S. who were perfectly capable of working full-time but preferred, instead, to remain unemployed of their own volition. Suppose, furthermore, that their shelter, food, clothing, health and dental care,
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Suppose that, hypothetically speaking, there were 10 million able-bodied adults in the U.S. who were perfectly capable of working full-time but preferred, instead, to remain unemployed of their own volition. Suppose, furthermore, that their shelter, food, clothing, health and dental care,
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about how much things are worth to the economy. Do we know no other measures of value? Are we so bereft of imagination? Is money the only though our minds are capable of contemplating? What the actual fuck? This guy should be spread on toast.
“God put you here to make a difference. You have agency over your future”
Ah yes, I know growing up my dream was to get healthy enough to help make a trillion dollars for the US economy.
This is eugenics. You do not need to get back to work to have value.
Ah yes, I know growing up my dream was to get healthy enough to help make a trillion dollars for the US economy.
This is eugenics. You do not need to get back to work to have value.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about how much things are worth to the economy. Do we know no other measures of value? Are we so bereft of imagination? Is money the only though our minds are capable of contemplating? What the actual fuck? This guy should be spread on toast.
If Pac-Man were an absentee father, would Ms. Pac-Man's adult son be Mr. Pac-Woman or Mr. Ms. Pac-Man?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If Pac-Man were an absentee father, would Ms. Pac-Man's adult son be Mr. Pac-Woman or Mr. Ms. Pac-Man?
They're saying that RFK ran out of the room to get help for the guy who fainted. I wish he'd run to get help for himself instead.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They're saying that RFK ran out of the room to get help for the guy who fainted. I wish he'd run to get help for himself instead.
Everything about Trump in a single image.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Everything about Trump in a single image.
Think pushing Dems further left is a losing strategy? NYC is proof of concept.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Think pushing Dems further left is a losing strategy? NYC is proof of concept.
Maybe Schumer will follow Pelosi's lead. What a pack of enablers. Good riddance, and not a decade too soon!
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Maybe Schumer will follow Pelosi's lead. What a pack of enablers. Good riddance, and not a decade too soon!