This model is actually referencing some OG “dark elder slave” models from games workshop, which aren’t even lore accurate because we all know sex slavery is way too vanilla for dark elder. They jump straight to the neuron stimulator that makes you feel like you’re being roasted alive.

BWWWWHHAAHHAAHAAA YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

You think politicians are human?

“Yea, make sure the landing craft flattens her residence specifically”.

Hellboy’s wisecracks aren’t even intrusive he’s very subdued in the comics.

That’s not true there’s a faction of HOI4 players that just want to commit the entire industrial output of the British commonwealth to producing bob semple tanks.

read it.

Me too!

Why is the game called BLU prince when RED team has control of the point??

But I need this in order to realize my dream of becoming the “guy from a warrior culture that follows his people’s code of honor” It’s one of my favorite sci-fi tropes.

Yummers

And here I was beating myself up for dropping like 50 bucks at a Ramen place.

Hello There! My name is Jackson. I'm a writer and narrative designer for video games. I'll be posting updates here about the cool stuff I'm working on, interspersed with stupid opinions no-one asked for and bad attempts at comedy. 🙂