Mayhem Transexual
@soupghosted.bsky.social
May my typos vouch for my humanity
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i like calling myself a bi lesbian for the same reason that i like calling myself a nonbinary boy woman: it makes annoying people irrationally angry
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i like calling myself a bi lesbian for the same reason that i like calling myself a nonbinary boy woman: it makes annoying people irrationally angry
having a dog bred for the arctic is tough sometimes because he'll refuse to come in even for a treat because it's 10°f out and he's just like "why would I ever return from this perfect weather?"
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
having a dog bred for the arctic is tough sometimes because he'll refuse to come in even for a treat because it's 10°f out and he's just like "why would I ever return from this perfect weather?"
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Reminder if you are not neutrois do not say cyka blyat
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Reminder if you are not neutrois do not say cyka blyat
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The masses have the right to speak up and shout but no power to change things. This is free speech of bourgeois society
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The masses have the right to speak up and shout but no power to change things. This is free speech of bourgeois society
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tldr. ur a big baby bug and im ur mom
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
tldr. ur a big baby bug and im ur mom
I am going to rebuild my sense of connection to the land I live on, which is realistically less "land" and more just a haughty attempt at building over wetlands that will never stop trying to slowly vore the entire city like a python eating a deer
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I am going to rebuild my sense of connection to the land I live on, which is realistically less "land" and more just a haughty attempt at building over wetlands that will never stop trying to slowly vore the entire city like a python eating a deer
i hate winter so fucking much dude i just want to go home
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i hate winter so fucking much dude i just want to go home
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we need a new trans flag that doesn't look like a fucking nursery. here's my proposal
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
we need a new trans flag that doesn't look like a fucking nursery. here's my proposal
I say I'm bisexual and not pansexual because I don't want to be stereotyped as being into TTRPGs
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I say I'm bisexual and not pansexual because I don't want to be stereotyped as being into TTRPGs
my husband's ability to wield rhetoric is unfathomably beyond my own and sometimes I feel like I'm trying to hammer nails with the hammer in my feet trying to match their energy
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
my husband's ability to wield rhetoric is unfathomably beyond my own and sometimes I feel like I'm trying to hammer nails with the hammer in my feet trying to match their energy
its only showgaze if it comes from the converse region of the DSW outlet, otherwise its just sparkling pedalboards
January 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
its only showgaze if it comes from the converse region of the DSW outlet, otherwise its just sparkling pedalboards
It wasn't until I removed my balls that I had truely begun to skeet.
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It wasn't until I removed my balls that I had truely begun to skeet.
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real g's move in silence like avril lavigne
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
real g's move in silence like avril lavigne
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if you think about it bootblacks are the real shoegays
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
if you think about it bootblacks are the real shoegays
yes i would like to open a checking account to deposit my wages, so i can pay bills to companies for them to pay towards the debt they owe you
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
yes i would like to open a checking account to deposit my wages, so i can pay bills to companies for them to pay towards the debt they owe you
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like shreddy guitar bits
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like shreddy guitar bits
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Bernie served his purpose in radicalizing millions, now he's a relic of a method of political participation that has long shown its face to be completely useless
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Bernie served his purpose in radicalizing millions, now he's a relic of a method of political participation that has long shown its face to be completely useless
progesterone converting to GABAgool in my liver
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
progesterone converting to GABAgool in my liver
get your nasty fucking shoes out of my washing machine heart bro
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 AM
get your nasty fucking shoes out of my washing machine heart bro
I was wondering today why my heart rate wasn't rising with my anxiety, amd then just now in my comfortable cozy bed, it decided to let it all out like an unleveled washing machine
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I was wondering today why my heart rate wasn't rising with my anxiety, amd then just now in my comfortable cozy bed, it decided to let it all out like an unleveled washing machine
star crunch is the cookie monster pajamas of hostess snacks
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
star crunch is the cookie monster pajamas of hostess snacks
ask the dicksmith is it wonky horsecock or not
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between monsters and horses
still doesn't get it
pull the images of eldritch abominations out of my wallet
he laughs and say "its a good dildo ma'am"
observes dildo
it's wonky horsecock
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between monsters and horses
still doesn't get it
pull the images of eldritch abominations out of my wallet
he laughs and say "its a good dildo ma'am"
observes dildo
it's wonky horsecock
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
ask the dicksmith is it wonky horsecock or not
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between monsters and horses
still doesn't get it
pull the images of eldritch abominations out of my wallet
he laughs and say "its a good dildo ma'am"
observes dildo
it's wonky horsecock
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between monsters and horses
still doesn't get it
pull the images of eldritch abominations out of my wallet
he laughs and say "its a good dildo ma'am"
observes dildo
it's wonky horsecock
bro i hate going into therapy knowing all i want to do is bitch about things that are largely my own fault
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
bro i hate going into therapy knowing all i want to do is bitch about things that are largely my own fault
beans on poast
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
beans on poast
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[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think