Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)
@soundwave187.bsky.social
I'm a GODDAMN cartoon, ok‽
I have no money. I play the piano. Love to Make Posts Online With Friends.
I'm a spooky ghost & I haunt this profile. Hope that helps.
Also, I'm not a bird. Just look like one. Call me Lulu.
I have no money. I play the piano. Love to Make Posts Online With Friends.
I'm a spooky ghost & I haunt this profile. Hope that helps.
Also, I'm not a bird. Just look like one. Call me Lulu.
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i guess i’ll miss her
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i guess i’ll miss her
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she’s a 10
but she knows your bluesky handle
and will ghost you as soon as you skeet about her
but she knows your bluesky handle
and will ghost you as soon as you skeet about her
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
she’s a 10
but she knows your bluesky handle
and will ghost you as soon as you skeet about her
but she knows your bluesky handle
and will ghost you as soon as you skeet about her
Transformer robots are really huge, yo!
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Transformer robots are really huge, yo!
We're not a childless family. I'm baby.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We're not a childless family. I'm baby.
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I just deleted a great reply bit because it's 100% shit if Brainy Smurf isn't connected to the subject in some way.
I can't just shove a brainy smurf bit into a reply. I'm not Robot Chicken.
I can't just shove a brainy smurf bit into a reply. I'm not Robot Chicken.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just deleted a great reply bit because it's 100% shit if Brainy Smurf isn't connected to the subject in some way.
I can't just shove a brainy smurf bit into a reply. I'm not Robot Chicken.
I can't just shove a brainy smurf bit into a reply. I'm not Robot Chicken.
I didn't know hockey was this close to professional wrestling.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I didn't know hockey was this close to professional wrestling.
A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
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Cishet guy who hasn’t washed his ass in 25 years: “I don’t understand why these trans guys keep stealing all my females”
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Cishet guy who hasn’t washed his ass in 25 years: “I don’t understand why these trans guys keep stealing all my females”
It's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path.
The cat:
The cat:
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path.
The cat:
The cat:
You think people with alzheimer's can distinguish their own echo?
Just imagining a senior yelling "FUCK YOU" sincerely into a cave & becoming increasingly infuriated at each repeated response.
Oh wait... no... that's the typical bluesky user.
Just imagining a senior yelling "FUCK YOU" sincerely into a cave & becoming increasingly infuriated at each repeated response.
Oh wait... no... that's the typical bluesky user.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You think people with alzheimer's can distinguish their own echo?
Just imagining a senior yelling "FUCK YOU" sincerely into a cave & becoming increasingly infuriated at each repeated response.
Oh wait... no... that's the typical bluesky user.
Just imagining a senior yelling "FUCK YOU" sincerely into a cave & becoming increasingly infuriated at each repeated response.
Oh wait... no... that's the typical bluesky user.
I don't know what I'd think or do if I met one of you in real life & you told me "you look exactly how I thought you would"
a bird is being held in someone 's hand and the zoo logo is visible
Alt: a bird is being held in someone 's hand and the zoo logo is visible
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't know what I'd think or do if I met one of you in real life & you told me "you look exactly how I thought you would"
Any snack can become an entrée with enough commitment.
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Any snack can become an entrée with enough commitment.
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work is basically just paid daydreaming time if you really think about it
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
work is basically just paid daydreaming time if you really think about it
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Not long left in the sale to grab yerself something shiny! It was trans awareness week last week so you kinda owe me at least a share! 😉😂
daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
#bsnm #handmade #smallbusiness 🧶 ⚒️
daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
#bsnm #handmade #smallbusiness 🧶 ⚒️
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not long left in the sale to grab yerself something shiny! It was trans awareness week last week so you kinda owe me at least a share! 😉😂
daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
#bsnm #handmade #smallbusiness 🧶 ⚒️
daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com
#bsnm #handmade #smallbusiness 🧶 ⚒️
It doesn't matter how articulate of a picture you paint with your insult. All someone has to do to completely annihilate another person verbally in a comeback is, especially from a child, "your breath stink"
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It doesn't matter how articulate of a picture you paint with your insult. All someone has to do to completely annihilate another person verbally in a comeback is, especially from a child, "your breath stink"
Growing up, I thought I'd have to worry about getting stuck outside of time & space more often.
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Growing up, I thought I'd have to worry about getting stuck outside of time & space more often.
They should invent soft squishy plush muscles.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They should invent soft squishy plush muscles.
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An ant with poor skills
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
An ant with poor skills
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🐜 Leafcutter ants and Shy shrimp
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🐜 Leafcutter ants and Shy shrimp
I want "chicken legs" arms
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I want "chicken legs" arms
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If my cat tells you to do something, don't. She can't talk. So it's probably a skin walker or demon or some shit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If my cat tells you to do something, don't. She can't talk. So it's probably a skin walker or demon or some shit.
I'm not a man. I'm a nam.
(Same coin different side)
(Same coin different side)
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm not a man. I'm a nam.
(Same coin different side)
(Same coin different side)
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i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope