i am a talking dog
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the drool was like a strong river, giving me bruises
don't sign your posts
We Are Secretly Adulterous Creampied Wives! Don't Tell Our Husbands! Secretly Adulterous Creampied Wife
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
don't sign your posts
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brunette lead in 1999 sequel to 1998 thriller: i know everyone thinks they killed dracula dot com. erased all traces. but it turns out someone kept a copy. [holds up a zip disk]
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
brunette lead in 1999 sequel to 1998 thriller: i know everyone thinks they killed dracula dot com. erased all traces. but it turns out someone kept a copy. [holds up a zip disk]
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blonde lead in 1998 thriller: the sun isn't enough to protect us now. dracula has gone cyber. a stake isn't enough to kill dracula dot com.
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
blonde lead in 1998 thriller: the sun isn't enough to protect us now. dracula has gone cyber. a stake isn't enough to kill dracula dot com.
. o O ( i should say "zund of mon" )
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
. o O ( i should say "zund of mon" )
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Video game intros and voice acting peaked in this moment
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Video game intros and voice acting peaked in this moment
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RABBIT & STEEL: Extra Mode is now out!!
This is a free content update to Rabbit & Steel! If you already have the game, just download the update and you're set to go!
If you *don't* have the game yet, it's currently 50% off on Steam, so now is a great time to pick it up!
This is a free content update to Rabbit & Steel! If you already have the game, just download the update and you're set to go!
If you *don't* have the game yet, it's currently 50% off on Steam, so now is a great time to pick it up!
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
RABBIT & STEEL: Extra Mode is now out!!
This is a free content update to Rabbit & Steel! If you already have the game, just download the update and you're set to go!
If you *don't* have the game yet, it's currently 50% off on Steam, so now is a great time to pick it up!
This is a free content update to Rabbit & Steel! If you already have the game, just download the update and you're set to go!
If you *don't* have the game yet, it's currently 50% off on Steam, so now is a great time to pick it up!
every bee can lay exactly 1 egg and every egg holds a single drop of their dew
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
every bee can lay exactly 1 egg and every egg holds a single drop of their dew
thinking about calling it the Nectar of the bee
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
thinking about calling it the Nectar of the bee
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Hi, how are you?
Have you seen the ghost yet?
I hardly ever get to see him.
Good luck to you!
Have you seen the ghost yet?
I hardly ever get to see him.
Good luck to you!
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hi, how are you?
Have you seen the ghost yet?
I hardly ever get to see him.
Good luck to you!
Have you seen the ghost yet?
I hardly ever get to see him.
Good luck to you!
heard about this
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
heard about this
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Joker All Vouice Lines
October 31, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Joker All Vouice Lines
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your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"
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user interface
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
user interface
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mainly though i was just reminded of the sage's words.
"Gotta post!"
is what he said.
..."Gotta post!"
"Gotta post!"
is what he said.
..."Gotta post!"
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
mainly though i was just reminded of the sage's words.
"Gotta post!"
is what he said.
..."Gotta post!"
"Gotta post!"
is what he said.
..."Gotta post!"
i'm being reminded of a lot of things i missed about having an active feed full of things like strange bots and little thoughts...maybe this'll be nice
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i'm being reminded of a lot of things i missed about having an active feed full of things like strange bots and little thoughts...maybe this'll be nice
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February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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i had a lot of aversion wrt making a whole new profile on a site i hadn't heard much fun about, plus it felt kinda nice to just not really use any social media for a while. but the need to Post, to see the Posts, is eternal
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
i had a lot of aversion wrt making a whole new profile on a site i hadn't heard much fun about, plus it felt kinda nice to just not really use any social media for a while. but the need to Post, to see the Posts, is eternal
ah....the Posts
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ah....the Posts