rip donald trump, dead at the age of 79 after clogging the toilet on air force one, trying to flush, and getting his face sucked into the toilet, drowning him in his own feces and that blue airplane toilet liquid. his body was found upside down, feet rising from the toilet to the ceiling.

How do I get on the Donkey Kong Bananza degen carving algorithm.

These Kristi Noem commercials glazing Trump and threatening deportation are so dystopian jesus christ

Tariffs delayed. Tariffs are back. Tariffs delayed. Tariffs are back. Tariffs delayed. Tariffs are back. Tariffs delayed. Tariffs are back.

#cuckchairoftheday #stateoftheunion

Did I just see Betsy Sodaro as an eyelash mite

Just saw an Empire carpet commercial that changed the classic jingle to a subtle whistle. This better be a one-off...

Alright, X account is officially deactivated. I'm here now. #hello

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I think I deserve to see cats when I go outside.

Finally found dark mode I'm ready to post