Remember to get the sprouts on for Christmas too.

If it's anything like our system, they simply put the wrong time, or forgot the time completely on the page they were setting to publish. Easily done. I've done it the other way round on occasion, uploaded stuff but then forgot to set it to publish at all until it didn't appear at the expected time.

That would be massive

Good boozer indeed, and right next to my office, which is handy.

I've always been disappointed by the bland flavour of wrapping paper.

That's the legal minimum for indoor working, so I'd be tempted to light a candle at least.

Throw the kitchen sink at em!

I once searched for "zero with an x" as per the adverts, and nothing came up. More fool them I say.

I'm sad that this isn't addressed in the narrative. "For flip's sake Pan, please stop crapping in my pocket!"

Sounds like it'll have sorted those fine lines though.

I'm hoping they do a highlights package on the radio as nocturnalism doesn't work at my age.

I assume these "Find Out Now" polls have an initial "Fuck Around Yesterday" research phase.

Don't worry, we'll hit 11C greyness for most of the next six months or so...

Ha, top five maybe 🥴

Most of the votes will be coming from Radio 2 listeners rather than music fans though, so maybe we should worry 😁