Sandwich me between him and Jeff. I’ll be a happy gal

Sigrid : THEODORE!!! WHY DO YOU NEED TO POST THESE?!

Theodore : Baby, what’s the issue? I didn’t realize me posting shirtless pics was a bad thing…

Sigrid : IT IS WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING HAND CRAFTED BY GREEK GODS. YOU’RE GONNA CAUSE ME TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST, YOU STUPID, SEXY FUCK

Honestly, atp, I’d make Theodore for the sole purpose of objectifying the FUCK out of him…

And I’d be making Sigrid ( his wife ) in order to do that. The ONLY person who’s allowed to do that is his dearly beloved

( Who constantly has to ask her husband to stop posting thirst traps lmao )

My top song didn’t come as a shock

My top album did

It was Fozzy’s “Sin and Bones” album

I was expecting it to be Sabaton’s History Edition of “The War to End All Wars”

(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))

I forgot that George and Emily tend to squabble a lot lmao. I was reading up on them before I made the human versions and I went “…oh. Right. That was a thing”

Like these fucks expect me to show up 10 minutes early to fill out paperwork…

And run almost an hour behind

And I’m on the verge of telling these two cows to quiet the fuck down

I turned to stare at them at one point when they laughed. Like bro, you are in a waiting room. Inside voices are a thing

If they laugh loudly one more time, I’m gonna tell them to shut the fuck up

There’s been so many people who didn’t realize right from the hop that we have the SAME name, opposite sex

My name is Danielle, I just go by Dani for short. I don’t care which one I’m called

Like how fucking funny is that?

The way I almost raged at him because I thought he took it to work with him when ( if memory serves me right ) I EXPLICITLY told him not to touch whatever lighter is in the holder

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate Christmas

~ before 9:00 or I’m gonna lose it. Having it on the truck for almost 11 hours is INSANITY, are you kidding???

He answered me. He doesn’t really have a lot left…fuck

I was gonna give him one of my pre-rolls, too. Because he uses weed to help with his moods and sleep. I figured that I’d do him a solid and give him something just for now

My bf is at work and it’ll take him 5-7 business days to answer me…that or he’ll fucking ignore what I said

Let’s see