Dani D. Macher ⛧
@solveacrookedrhyme.bsky.social
⛧ — ❝ You call on me for powers clandestine ❞ RP'er behind the tag #GeniusJester. Horror movie lover. Met Matthew Lilliard & Skeet Ulrich 8/25/23 🔪. 7/12/16 ❦ (She / Her) #MDNI #RLAccountsWillBeBlocked
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⛧ — ❝ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme ❞
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
Also the reason why the SL on George and Emily is paused is because I have YET to make Owan
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Also the reason why the SL on George and Emily is paused is because I have YET to make Owan
One thing I need to remind myself to do on here is to refer to my boyfriend by name. I mostly do that bc idk if he’s super comfy with other folks knowing his name ( Some of you do! )
His name is Daniel. But, he obviously prefers to be called “Dan”
His name is Daniel. But, he obviously prefers to be called “Dan”
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One thing I need to remind myself to do on here is to refer to my boyfriend by name. I mostly do that bc idk if he’s super comfy with other folks knowing his name ( Some of you do! )
His name is Daniel. But, he obviously prefers to be called “Dan”
His name is Daniel. But, he obviously prefers to be called “Dan”
* at my boyfriend’s, he’s at work *
Me: …babe. Where the FUCK is my Ghostface lighter holder?
Two seconds later: …I found it. It was right in front of my face
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Me: …babe. Where the FUCK is my Ghostface lighter holder?
Two seconds later: …I found it. It was right in front of my face
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
* at my boyfriend’s, he’s at work *
Me: …babe. Where the FUCK is my Ghostface lighter holder?
Two seconds later: …I found it. It was right in front of my face
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Me: …babe. Where the FUCK is my Ghostface lighter holder?
Two seconds later: …I found it. It was right in front of my face
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
This gave me a much needed laugh
My. Fucking. Medical. Stuff. Got. Delayed
My. Fucking. Medical. Stuff. Got. Delayed
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This gave me a much needed laugh
My. Fucking. Medical. Stuff. Got. Delayed
My. Fucking. Medical. Stuff. Got. Delayed
I’m literally so upset and unstable right now, I don’t even care that my bf is about to lose his absolute mind on me because I talked badly about myself
I even said to him that I know it’s coming and I sent this exact gif
I’m BEYOND done
I even said to him that I know it’s coming and I sent this exact gif
I’m BEYOND done
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m literally so upset and unstable right now, I don’t even care that my bf is about to lose his absolute mind on me because I talked badly about myself
I even said to him that I know it’s coming and I sent this exact gif
I’m BEYOND done
I even said to him that I know it’s coming and I sent this exact gif
I’m BEYOND done
8:24
If I don’t get my stuff tonight, it BETTER show up tomorrow, or else they’re getting a VERY angry phone call because they are withholding PRESCRIBED MEDICINE
That’s more important than people’s stupid Christmas gifts or other non-essential packages. Fuck right off
They better show up ~
If I don’t get my stuff tonight, it BETTER show up tomorrow, or else they’re getting a VERY angry phone call because they are withholding PRESCRIBED MEDICINE
That’s more important than people’s stupid Christmas gifts or other non-essential packages. Fuck right off
They better show up ~
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
8:24
If I don’t get my stuff tonight, it BETTER show up tomorrow, or else they’re getting a VERY angry phone call because they are withholding PRESCRIBED MEDICINE
That’s more important than people’s stupid Christmas gifts or other non-essential packages. Fuck right off
They better show up ~
If I don’t get my stuff tonight, it BETTER show up tomorrow, or else they’re getting a VERY angry phone call because they are withholding PRESCRIBED MEDICINE
That’s more important than people’s stupid Christmas gifts or other non-essential packages. Fuck right off
They better show up ~
It is now 7:21
I still haven’t received my package
I’m heading out soon. I’m done waiting
I swear to THE GOD I DO NOT BELIEVE IN, if I get the email saying my shit showed up after I’ve already left…that company needs to count their FUCKING days
I still haven’t received my package
I’m heading out soon. I’m done waiting
I swear to THE GOD I DO NOT BELIEVE IN, if I get the email saying my shit showed up after I’ve already left…that company needs to count their FUCKING days
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It is now 7:21
I still haven’t received my package
I’m heading out soon. I’m done waiting
I swear to THE GOD I DO NOT BELIEVE IN, if I get the email saying my shit showed up after I’ve already left…that company needs to count their FUCKING days
I still haven’t received my package
I’m heading out soon. I’m done waiting
I swear to THE GOD I DO NOT BELIEVE IN, if I get the email saying my shit showed up after I’ve already left…that company needs to count their FUCKING days
* Playing Pokémon Scarlet *
Hey, look, a Croagunk
* the fucker runs at me before I get the chance to send out Skeledirge *
AHH!!!
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Hey, look, a Croagunk
* the fucker runs at me before I get the chance to send out Skeledirge *
AHH!!!
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
* Playing Pokémon Scarlet *
Hey, look, a Croagunk
* the fucker runs at me before I get the chance to send out Skeledirge *
AHH!!!
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Hey, look, a Croagunk
* the fucker runs at me before I get the chance to send out Skeledirge *
AHH!!!
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
I wanna go to my boyfriend’s, but, I’m waiting for my medical cannabis to be delivered
It’s been on the truck since 9:27 AM. Hurry it up, Purolator!!!
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
It’s been on the truck since 9:27 AM. Hurry it up, Purolator!!!
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I wanna go to my boyfriend’s, but, I’m waiting for my medical cannabis to be delivered
It’s been on the truck since 9:27 AM. Hurry it up, Purolator!!!
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
It’s been on the truck since 9:27 AM. Hurry it up, Purolator!!!
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
…I swear on my life this was an accident
I chose Hayley as Emily Ward’s face…I checked to see when her birthday is
December 27th
Jeff’s birthday?
December 30th
So, Emily canonically in my universe is THREE DAYS OLDER than George
I chose Hayley as Emily Ward’s face…I checked to see when her birthday is
December 27th
Jeff’s birthday?
December 30th
So, Emily canonically in my universe is THREE DAYS OLDER than George
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
…I swear on my life this was an accident
I chose Hayley as Emily Ward’s face…I checked to see when her birthday is
December 27th
Jeff’s birthday?
December 30th
So, Emily canonically in my universe is THREE DAYS OLDER than George
I chose Hayley as Emily Ward’s face…I checked to see when her birthday is
December 27th
Jeff’s birthday?
December 30th
So, Emily canonically in my universe is THREE DAYS OLDER than George
I don’t even know if he’s working or not! And there’s no sense in going over because it’s late. And it’s gonna take him another 5-7 business days to answer me anyways
Literally he went a whole ALMOST NINE HOURS without texting me AT ALL
Literally he went a whole ALMOST NINE HOURS without texting me AT ALL
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don’t even know if he’s working or not! And there’s no sense in going over because it’s late. And it’s gonna take him another 5-7 business days to answer me anyways
Literally he went a whole ALMOST NINE HOURS without texting me AT ALL
Literally he went a whole ALMOST NINE HOURS without texting me AT ALL
The petty side of me wants to go a whole day without texting him and seeing if he says anything. I know one time I didn’t text him during the day and he was like “Hey, are you okay?”
I just wanna do it so I can say “Do you understand how I feel now?”
I just wanna do it so I can say “Do you understand how I feel now?”
The passive aggressive side of me wants to text him “I’d ask if it’s okay for me to come over, but, that’s gonna get ignored, so, idk if I should even bother”
I understand if he’s at work and can’t text me. But when he’s not working? I’m ignored in favour of doom scrolling and video games
I understand if he’s at work and can’t text me. But when he’s not working? I’m ignored in favour of doom scrolling and video games
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The petty side of me wants to go a whole day without texting him and seeing if he says anything. I know one time I didn’t text him during the day and he was like “Hey, are you okay?”
I just wanna do it so I can say “Do you understand how I feel now?”
I just wanna do it so I can say “Do you understand how I feel now?”
Me texting my bf: idk if it’s okay for me to come over or not. I’m really mad at my dad for getting into my coffee creamer…
Him: Holy fuck a duck, it’s cold
Me, who should be used to this by now:
Him: Holy fuck a duck, it’s cold
Me, who should be used to this by now:
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me texting my bf: idk if it’s okay for me to come over or not. I’m really mad at my dad for getting into my coffee creamer…
Him: Holy fuck a duck, it’s cold
Me, who should be used to this by now:
Him: Holy fuck a duck, it’s cold
Me, who should be used to this by now:
My birthday was almost a week ago and I’m JUST NOW taking the cake emoji out of my profile
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My birthday was almost a week ago and I’m JUST NOW taking the cake emoji out of my profile
George’s headcanons need redoing…again
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
George’s headcanons need redoing…again
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I asked a non-parody account to remove their interaction – something that is stated on their profiles – only for the person to block me because of it, I’d have TWO nickels
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I asked a non-parody account to remove their interaction – something that is stated on their profiles – only for the person to block me because of it, I’d have TWO nickels
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Update about my sister:
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update about my sister:
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
Oh
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
Like maybe apologize for being a snarky cunt for no reason? Sorry no one was around on your birthday? How the fuck is that MY fucking problem?
“I don’t care that much. If I was really mad, I would have been mad sooner”
Your fucking tone says otherwise
“I don’t care that much. If I was really mad, I would have been mad sooner”
Your fucking tone says otherwise
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
Welp. Everything was great until my raging cunt of an older sister decided to be snarky earlier for NO fucking reason ruined the vibe
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Welp. Everything was great until my raging cunt of an older sister decided to be snarky earlier for NO fucking reason ruined the vibe
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
It’s officially midnight where I am…
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s officially midnight where I am…
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
When I decided to remake them, I was firm in my choice to have Jeff be George’s FC
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
I’ve hit a few bumps in the road along the way. I still wanna do more on those two, outside of what I have going on with them
It’s just finding people who’d be willing to write with them. Since, well…I draw way too much inspo from Buggy and Emily
(I am NOT changing George’s FC)
It’s just finding people who’d be willing to write with them. Since, well…I draw way too much inspo from Buggy and Emily
(I am NOT changing George’s FC)
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When I decided to remake them, I was firm in my choice to have Jeff be George’s FC
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Never in my life have I ever conjured up the ideas I’ve had for George and Emily when I wrote for them in the past
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Never in my life have I ever conjured up the ideas I’ve had for George and Emily when I wrote for them in the past
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
Of all the times for me to be too broke to buy pimple patches…
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Of all the times for me to be too broke to buy pimple patches…
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I’m gonna re-do George’s character info thread
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m gonna re-do George’s character info thread
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
I’ll re-do my character thread another time