Adam Sokol
@sokoladam.bsky.social
Some college.
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🎵 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎵
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎵 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎵
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December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing says South Wlliamsburg quite like a silver Honda Odyssey trailing caution tape probably from an earlier vehicular homicide
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nothing says South Wlliamsburg quite like a silver Honda Odyssey trailing caution tape probably from an earlier vehicular homicide
Me, snatching up all those free thanks you suckers are putting out there
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me, snatching up all those free thanks you suckers are putting out there
I knew I stayed alive this long for a reason!
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I knew I stayed alive this long for a reason!
NY Times needs someone whose only job is to walk around and say “you sure about this one, buddy?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NY Times needs someone whose only job is to walk around and say “you sure about this one, buddy?”
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
Sage advice from famous fucker upper
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sage advice from famous fucker upper
Home of the waitstaff that say “trust me” with a wink while giving you a few extra napkins.
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Home of the waitstaff that say “trust me” with a wink while giving you a few extra napkins.
Worked so well with the Kimmel thing I’ve decided to ditch my Israel+ subscription
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Worked so well with the Kimmel thing I’ve decided to ditch my Israel+ subscription
First they came for the Jimmy, then they came for the Jimmy
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
First they came for the Jimmy, then they came for the Jimmy
Really doesn’t make you think #charliekirk
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Really doesn’t make you think #charliekirk
Scientists might want to take another crack at this one if this is what they came up with
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Scientists might want to take another crack at this one if this is what they came up with
“Going about daily life but tense.” Turns out my body’s been bracing for a federal takeover for over thirty years.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Going about daily life but tense.” Turns out my body’s been bracing for a federal takeover for over thirty years.
Inside you there are two wolves
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
Don’t know why this tourist trap Niagra Falls hat has to be all “death before dishonor”
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don’t know why this tourist trap Niagra Falls hat has to be all “death before dishonor”