Adam Sokol
@sokoladam.bsky.social
Some college.
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🎵 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎵
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I guess it's noble that Batman doesn't murder, but if you think he's racked up anything less than 10,000 manslaughters, then you're just a goddamn fool.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I guess it's noble that Batman doesn't murder, but if you think he's racked up anything less than 10,000 manslaughters, then you're just a goddamn fool.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing says South Wlliamsburg quite like a silver Honda Odyssey trailing caution tape probably from an earlier vehicular homicide
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nothing says South Wlliamsburg quite like a silver Honda Odyssey trailing caution tape probably from an earlier vehicular homicide
Vatamin Shoppe was having a sale so I bought 6 months worth of protein and creatine. Thinking about making one kidney exploding shake and setting the record for the weirdest OD of all time.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Vatamin Shoppe was having a sale so I bought 6 months worth of protein and creatine. Thinking about making one kidney exploding shake and setting the record for the weirdest OD of all time.
Me, snatching up all those free thanks you suckers are putting out there
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me, snatching up all those free thanks you suckers are putting out there
I like when folks say “I do my OWN research!” And then they send you a meme.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I like when folks say “I do my OWN research!” And then they send you a meme.
I knew I stayed alive this long for a reason!
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I knew I stayed alive this long for a reason!
Can’t tell if I’m hungry or nauseous. Gonna eat like a pig until I get to the bottom of this.
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can’t tell if I’m hungry or nauseous. Gonna eat like a pig until I get to the bottom of this.
NY Times needs someone whose only job is to walk around and say “you sure about this one, buddy?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NY Times needs someone whose only job is to walk around and say “you sure about this one, buddy?”
In real life, If someone was trying to tell me something without telling me something I would assume they were drowning or having a stroke
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In real life, If someone was trying to tell me something without telling me something I would assume they were drowning or having a stroke
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there is no better time to engage in the most performative politics of your life
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
there is no better time to engage in the most performative politics of your life
Kid’s ball got away from him at the park. Tossed it back to him and hit him square in the face.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kid’s ball got away from him at the park. Tossed it back to him and hit him square in the face.
I like my Theron like i like my Angels: Charlize
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I like my Theron like i like my Angels: Charlize
I’m not naive enough to think any of this Epstein stuff is going to bring Trump down or even make an appreciable difference in his support so all I’m hoping for now is that Bill Clinton resists arrest on live TV. #tazehimup
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m not naive enough to think any of this Epstein stuff is going to bring Trump down or even make an appreciable difference in his support so all I’m hoping for now is that Bill Clinton resists arrest on live TV. #tazehimup
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
How white trash you gotta be before your phone lets you have those super loud ringtones?
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How white trash you gotta be before your phone lets you have those super loud ringtones?
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
News is like “we would go to Curtis Sliwa’s concession speech, but really who gives a shit.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
News is like “we would go to Curtis Sliwa’s concession speech, but really who gives a shit.”
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
“Isn’t it best of five?” - Andrew Cuomo later tonight
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Isn’t it best of five?” - Andrew Cuomo later tonight
I think my favorite part of being a Major League Baseball manager would be the part where I tell a guy who just hit a home run “hey good job on hitting that home run.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think my favorite part of being a Major League Baseball manager would be the part where I tell a guy who just hit a home run “hey good job on hitting that home run.”
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
Working on a movie about a homeless secret agent. Calling it Double H0B0 7. The name’s all I got so far.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Working on a movie about a homeless secret agent. Calling it Double H0B0 7. The name’s all I got so far.