spending the day on bsky instead of twitter and seeing all my fellow degenerates behaving slightly more hinged on here

one time in college my friends and i got super baked and went to the grocery store and this cookie was making us go fucking crazy

baby proofed the house yesterday and thought this brand was called “calm yo tits”

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

they’re the same picture

Built like a plastic glove filled with water