Soggy Broccoli
@soggybroccoli.bsky.social
highly regarded 8th level powerful wigger
made baby food with sweet potatoes and blueberries and it looks like i blended grimace
March 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
made baby food with sweet potatoes and blueberries and it looks like i blended grimace
i’m seeing so many posts of billboards on here is this an inside joke i’ve missed by being on the other app?
March 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i’m seeing so many posts of billboards on here is this an inside joke i’ve missed by being on the other app?
spending the day on bsky instead of twitter and seeing all my fellow degenerates behaving slightly more hinged on here
March 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
spending the day on bsky instead of twitter and seeing all my fellow degenerates behaving slightly more hinged on here
are cronuts still a thing?
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
are cronuts still a thing?
i have to address some demons (clean out my inbox)
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i have to address some demons (clean out my inbox)
he unplugged the site himself because the tesla stock memes were hurting his feelings too much
Elon Musk says there is an on-going “massive cyberattack” against Twitter/X.
He then theorises that a large group or even an entire Country is at fault.
He then theorises that a large group or even an entire Country is at fault.
March 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
he unplugged the site himself because the tesla stock memes were hurting his feelings too much
lol elon is having the worst day ever 🤗 i hope it gets worse 😊
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
lol elon is having the worst day ever 🤗 i hope it gets worse 😊
finally finishing love is blind and man i said it day they left the pods, no one getting married in this hoe
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
finally finishing love is blind and man i said it day they left the pods, no one getting married in this hoe
that’s my secret sauce to make them fall in love
the worst thing about falling in love is that they might find out you're actually a silly little goose
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
that’s my secret sauce to make them fall in love
one time in college my friends and i got super baked and went to the grocery store and this cookie was making us go fucking crazy
March 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
one time in college my friends and i got super baked and went to the grocery store and this cookie was making us go fucking crazy
twitters down so we are here to crop dust on your greener pasture
March 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
twitters down so we are here to crop dust on your greener pasture
baby proofed the house yesterday and thought this brand was called “calm yo tits”
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
baby proofed the house yesterday and thought this brand was called “calm yo tits”
started severance last night finally and can say with certainty my innie would be the most annoying fucking dork to ever exist
March 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
started severance last night finally and can say with certainty my innie would be the most annoying fucking dork to ever exist
no i’m not okay, i just watched a “getting a lobotomy at claire’s” asmr
December 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
no i’m not okay, i just watched a “getting a lobotomy at claire’s” asmr
don’t hold my hand when you say it. out with it! say it with your chest!
December 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
don’t hold my hand when you say it. out with it! say it with your chest!
the baby has once again requested i twist while nursing her, unaware this makes her cough on the milk. her addiction to both nourishment and comfort is her detriment and yet i attribute to her conflicting needs
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
the baby has once again requested i twist while nursing her, unaware this makes her cough on the milk. her addiction to both nourishment and comfort is her detriment and yet i attribute to her conflicting needs
this app feels like coming back from summer break but instead of vacation everyone went to court ordered therapy
November 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
this app feels like coming back from summer break but instead of vacation everyone went to court ordered therapy
no ducks december if i see one waddling by it’s on sight
November 18, 2024 at 8:51 PM
no ducks december if i see one waddling by it’s on sight
just had the most intrusive lazy thought realizing i left my water bottle upstairs and needed to take my vitamins and just glanced at the wine on the counter
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 PM
just had the most intrusive lazy thought realizing i left my water bottle upstairs and needed to take my vitamins and just glanced at the wine on the counter
i want to be on here but it feels super weird still like everything’s too clean we need to make it a liiiiiitle dirty and nasty first
November 15, 2024 at 1:21 PM
i want to be on here but it feels super weird still like everything’s too clean we need to make it a liiiiiitle dirty and nasty first
for halloween i’m gonna be 500 cigarettes
October 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
for halloween i’m gonna be 500 cigarettes
i think there will be a sex scene in the minecraft movie
October 20, 2024 at 4:43 PM
i think there will be a sex scene in the minecraft movie
some people deserve to inhale a feather or a string
October 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
some people deserve to inhale a feather or a string
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
October 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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