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Swish swish motherfucker.
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soapachu.bsky.social
#DailyFrank bringing evil cuteness
A fluffy grey cat lying on his side on a velvet sofa. His extremely huffable tummy is right there, but his evil glare tells you everything you need to know
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Omg she looks amazing. 💙
Tall Nigerian-British couple in fabulous blue traditional wedding outfits, cutting a fancy white cake, with a dramatic white flower background.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Groom is looking pretty fine
A tall Nigerian-British man wearing electric blue traditional wedding garb. He's wearing gold sunglasses and carrying a gold topped cane.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
It's 6.30pm and maybe 2/3 of the guests are here. No sign of the bride or groom.
The yt gay table at a Nigerian wedding.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
#DailyFrank always elegant (and with a leaf stuck to him again)
A grey fluffy cat sitting legs akimbo on a yellow sofa. He looks angry, as per
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
New gender unlocked
Drop-down menu from an online form which asks for sex, and offers male, female or shared parental leave (UK)
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Preserving this for when she inevitably deletes it
Post from @brokenbottleboy mentioning the Today programme describing landlords as "a race (!) of people who are being targeted" and comments "parasites playing as victims". Amazing reply from FranParry : "not fair to brand all landlords as parasites. I'm a fair landlord (Keep my rents low and my properties in good condition) in an area that is short on affordable properties. I've no quarrel with bad landlords being outed but this type of generalisation is unfair." She is, of course, being roasted in the comments.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Goose meme asking why the area is short of affordable properties
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Properties. Plural. You're a parasite, Fran.

Why is the area short on affordable properties, Fran?
Goose meme asking why the area is short on affordable properties. Could it be all the fucking landlords?
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
I ended up with sunburn last time I was up that way
View down onto the (former) sycamore at Sycamore Gap, on Hadrian's Wall
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Sign on the faculty office door of one Dr Hedgeh, which reads "To whoever keeps adding "og" to my doorsign; if I catch you, you're dead. Signed Dr. A. Hedgeh" and someone has added "og" in biro at the end
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
#DailyFrank has no respect for work schedules
A large fluffy grey cat lying very heavily on my laptop
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Yeah presenting "both sides of an argument" isn't "quality journalism". It's something which has pushed us relentlessly into authoritarianism.
Screen grab from Scoop. Quote is “If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. It’s your job to look out the window and find out which is true.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Getting ready to look at the top of Urzila Carlson's head
Grand Circle view of the stage at the London Palladium. Might need a parachute we're so high. The stage is lit with rainbow backlights
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Heh, more like this
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Lest we forget? Too late.
UK prime minister and genocide enabler Keir Starmer with a large wreath of poppies, which he's about to performatively lay at the Cenotaph.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Love a long ginger
A large ginger cat lying along a pair of legs clad in red checked pyjamas
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Tis the season to share this again
Rear bumper of a white car with two bumper stickers. One is a horseshoe magnet with 'CLUNGE MAGNET' written underneath. Below that is a silhouette of a kneeling soldier in front of a memorial, with the words 'Lest We Forget'
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Meanwhile we have 12 (twelve!!) new women players graduating into our team this week. Love bringing rugby to new people.
A women's rugby team in burgundy playing kit, under the posts.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
One for @therealyplac.bsky.social

So much of London's (and I imagine elsewhere) traffic bullshit is people whose number mindset is clearly "it doesn't count if *I* break this rule"
A sign outside a school of a child in school uniform holding a lollipop sign which reads "no stopping here". A Toyota Yaris is stopped almost on top of it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Is it a Frank, or a pile of hair clippings?
A fluffy grey cat in a confusing bundled position on a yellow sofa
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
He's like Frank's much fancier cousin
A fluffy grey cat sitting on a sofa
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Though Frank is AWOL and there's a lot of this about, which he's very not keen on
Large fireworks bursting in the night sky. Pretty, but unnecessarily loud
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
MÖTHER WE STARVE
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
soapachu.bsky.social
Yeah but it's migrants who are the problem, right?

Fucking hell.
Green party Facebook post on the news that the Tesla shareholders have approved a $1tn (yes, trillion) pay package for Elon Musk. 20 billion times more than a nurse earns.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM